With the Voice gone, the news reported the issue of the day.
Denizens of the homeworld began to stir. Violence started to erupt. People have had it and are now starting to call forth a revolution. They find the Senate is not doing their job. Families are being robbed, hobos are being murdered, Gay men are dress like slobs. The universe is starting to break apart!
The giant words posted on the tv screen of the issue:
So, everyone should know, now, that Zanmatto is the last Traitor. He's also a converted member of the Anarchs, and needs to die before anyone can win. I'm throwing this out there because right now, no-one can win with him still alive. Funny thing is, he can't win either.
So, everyone should know, now, that Zanmatto is the last Traitor. He's also a converted member of the Anarchs, and needs to die before anyone can win. I'm throwing this out there because right now, no-one can win with him still alive. Funny thing is, he can't win either.
Happy Birthday Zanmatto.
oOOooOoO
And you're dead so...should you be posting especially in a way that might effect the game? Or is it a mistake and you're just listed as dead?
So, everyone should know, now, that Zanmatto is the last Traitor. He's also a converted member of the Anarchs, and needs to die before anyone can win. I'm throwing this out there because right now, no-one can win with him still alive. Funny thing is, he can't win either.
Happy Birthday Zanmatto.
I can confirm that Zanmatto is the traitor.
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edited March 2008
Because we all know that B:L is not the last traitor...?
The Senate convened during the darkest hour of the universe. The denizens of the universe were at war with each other, due to the fact, that there was no one to lead or guide them. The houses squabbled for the last 10 days, bickering over issues, who would lead what, who betrayed who and vice a versa.
God-Emperor Rend read aloud the following deaths:
Visiblehowl, Loyal Member of The Descendants of Precisionk El Skid, Loyal Member of The Emperor's Hand
The Senate stood on the rubble in which was the Senate. A place as to be holy as the greatest church or cathedral. They were to have chosen a God-Emperor to lead their people into a new time in the universe, but they couldn't get it done.
The results of the issue were read aloud:
God-Emperor Rend: Yay x2
The Emperor's Hand: Yay
The Anarchs: Yay
The Descendants of Precisionk: Yay
The Liar's Guild: Yay
Issue Passed!
The Voice approached the Senate. He raises his hands to the sky and yelled:
"PRECISIONK fhtagn"
The skies of the world darkened. Cabbage patch dolls reigned from the sky like drops of fire and down came in a spectacular GOLD LIGHT. THE ONE..............THE ONLY...............PRECISIONK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"YOU HAVE MADE YOUR CALL TO POWER AND I AM HERE. YOU WERE GIVEN 10 DAYS TO FIND THE NEXT LINE FOR THE THRONE. NOT ONLY HAVE YOU FAILED IN YOUR TASKS, BUT YOU HAVE KILLED OTHERS AS WELL AS MY SON IN THE PROCESS. I WILL HAVE TO CONTINUE MY REIGN AS SUPREME BEING IN ALL THIS UNIVERSE AND THE NEXT. YOU HAVE ALL FAILED ME FOR THE LAST TIME!"
Sequentially, God-Emperor Precisionk ripped out the throats of every single house member, one by one. Then he proceeded to skull-fuck their throats until flowers spewed forth from their ears and eyes. God-Emperor Precisionk's wrath was unleashed upon all the universe, all the murderers, rapists and hell bent Christians met their fate and were vaporized.
The Voice bowed at the feet of God-Emperor and stood next to his side, back in his original place.
The Voice spoke to his liege, "No one could ever take your place..."
A single tear rolled down The Voice's face.
God-Emperor Precisionk boomed, "I KNOW"
Game over! God-Emperor Precisionk wins! Due to the 10 day time constraint, you all have failed and forever will be labeled as failures in my book.
I didn't like the convert power of the anarchs, but other than that - I had fun! After the convert and quoth seering me that day, things went down hill for me...
For normies early in the Phalla this was horribly dull. No powers, and it was too early to see how the vote would affect things. Unlike a vote power where you can actually vote against people you dislike and bluff people out, there just wasn't much to do.
This was a bad thing.
Apparently it was pretty fun for people who could do stuff and survived to the point where we could actually have some friggin' intrigue, though.
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Whoops, let me fix that.
YOu don't HAVE to, but its always in best interests of those who do.
With the Voice gone, the news reported the issue of the day.
Denizens of the homeworld began to stir. Violence started to erupt. People have had it and are now starting to call forth a revolution. They find the Senate is not doing their job. Families are being robbed, hobos are being murdered, Gay men are dress like slobs. The universe is starting to break apart!
The giant words posted on the tv screen of the issue:
A CALL TO POWER?
Happy Birthday Zanmatto.
oOOooOoO
And you're dead so...should you be posting especially in a way that might effect the game? Or is it a mistake and you're just listed as dead?
oOoOooOoO
sorry my bad
OoOooOo
I can confirm that Zanmatto is the traitor.
Going to do my saintly duties, which as a saint of PK involve wrath and groping.
See you tomorrow!
Sorry for my inactivity today, I'll try to get my posting in now.
We'll see now, won't we?
See Ardor dead? I hope so.
You so crazy!
I don't know about that, but I'm sure El Skid is.
Redirect THIS.
...Don't tell me you actually DID re-direct it? O_o
That would be AWESOME.
Sadly, I dont have any powers... If someone else redirected your attack onto you, I'd totally pee my pants.
I'd totally pee your pants too.
...
...And I'm totally stopping with this line of talk now.
The Senate convened during the darkest hour of the universe. The denizens of the universe were at war with each other, due to the fact, that there was no one to lead or guide them. The houses squabbled for the last 10 days, bickering over issues, who would lead what, who betrayed who and vice a versa.
God-Emperor Rend read aloud the following deaths:
Visiblehowl, Loyal Member of The Descendants of Precisionk
El Skid, Loyal Member of The Emperor's Hand
The Senate stood on the rubble in which was the Senate. A place as to be holy as the greatest church or cathedral. They were to have chosen a God-Emperor to lead their people into a new time in the universe, but they couldn't get it done.
The results of the issue were read aloud:
God-Emperor Rend: Yay x2
The Emperor's Hand: Yay
The Anarchs: Yay
The Descendants of Precisionk: Yay
The Liar's Guild: Yay
Issue Passed!
The Voice approached the Senate. He raises his hands to the sky and yelled:
"PRECISIONK fhtagn"
The skies of the world darkened. Cabbage patch dolls reigned from the sky like drops of fire and down came in a spectacular GOLD LIGHT. THE ONE..............THE ONLY...............PRECISIONK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"YOU HAVE MADE YOUR CALL TO POWER AND I AM HERE. YOU WERE GIVEN 10 DAYS TO FIND THE NEXT LINE FOR THE THRONE. NOT ONLY HAVE YOU FAILED IN YOUR TASKS, BUT YOU HAVE KILLED OTHERS AS WELL AS MY SON IN THE PROCESS. I WILL HAVE TO CONTINUE MY REIGN AS SUPREME BEING IN ALL THIS UNIVERSE AND THE NEXT. YOU HAVE ALL FAILED ME FOR THE LAST TIME!"
Sequentially, God-Emperor Precisionk ripped out the throats of every single house member, one by one. Then he proceeded to skull-fuck their throats until flowers spewed forth from their ears and eyes. God-Emperor Precisionk's wrath was unleashed upon all the universe, all the murderers, rapists and hell bent Christians met their fate and were vaporized.
The Voice bowed at the feet of God-Emperor and stood next to his side, back in his original place.
The Voice spoke to his liege, "No one could ever take your place..."
A single tear rolled down The Voice's face.
God-Emperor Precisionk boomed, "I KNOW"
Game over! God-Emperor Precisionk wins! Due to the 10 day time constraint, you all have failed and forever will be labeled as failures in my book.
I blame the Anarchs!!
OoOoOoOoOoOoOoO
Likes?
Dislikes?
I did attack him tonight, but it appears he is a tougher opponent than I had hoped.
It was great! However, the Liar's house power was pretty lame. Were the others just as bad?
Whichever RNG you used through the course of this phalla should be nuked from orbit.
Other than that it was a hell of a lot of fun.
Never use a RNG for kills. Ever.
For normies early in the Phalla this was horribly dull. No powers, and it was too early to see how the vote would affect things. Unlike a vote power where you can actually vote against people you dislike and bluff people out, there just wasn't much to do.
This was a bad thing.
Apparently it was pretty fun for people who could do stuff and survived to the point where we could actually have some friggin' intrigue, though.