I got the birds and the bees when I was eight. I had asked what sex was, and I was completely unwilling to accept the usual cop-out answers. I thought it was a pretty gross thing to do.
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Kovakdid a lot of drugsmarried cher?Registered Userregular
edited March 2008
i think next time i park at my friends house
i'll leave the windows up
but put a note
like
thank you
it was the perfect size
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Tossrocktoo weird to livetoo rare to dieRegistered Userregular
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Birds have a penis, bees have a vagina.
i'd watch it
an interesting twist on the birds and the bees
but, i'll allow it
said the car
"but, it's such a nice wiffle bat. and it fits so perfectly"
They're kind of fat from being homely, weird furries though.
Such a smooth wiffle bat
thats one pointer you do not want associated with a red dot
don't leave your windows down
someone might give you things
I definitely have the scissor-me-timbers screencap on hand but I can't post it or I will get banned
Just sayin
Shave first
did you try Wikipedia?? (NSFW)
I always though Shibs was a heterosexual woman
my world is imploding
around her ears
and she turns up the radio
but she can't hear it
coaching her
"NO! that's all wrong! now give me 20 laps!"
"here, put my dick in your mouth and then we'll go through the basic steps, it's pretty much the same thing on a vagina"
"ALSO, CAPS. LOL"
good form
i'll leave the windows up
but put a note
like
thank you
it was the perfect size
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=50747
Or a porn site.
Or a lifetime original special starring Meredith Baxter Birney
meta as fuck