So, the critically acclaimed and award-winning actor/comedian/executive transvestite is performing his new stand-up act Stripped around the country, and he is coming to my home town of Tampa, Florida. Performing at the very old, and classic Tampa Theatre.
I already have my ticket, and it will be my second time seeing him, the last time was in New York City.
Maybe now I'll get an autograph that won't get "accidently" taken by the friend of a supposed friend.
RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderatormod
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"Honey, you know I love you. You know that. And I want to marry you. I really do. But... there's this transvestite. Executive transvestite, rather. And he's funny, you'd love him! So you see..."
he's playing in seattle the night before my wedding
god daaaaaaaaaamn
there is no fucking way I could go to that
Couldn't that be your buck's night?
dude, that's the rehearsal dinner, the setup of the place, a shit-ton of fucking work. I don't just get to bone out on that.
Although, on second glance, he's here for two nights, and will be here two nights before the wedding, also.
Hmmmmm I wonder if I can afford this.
Are you going on your honeymoon right away?
nah, can't afford to, and can't afford the time away from work right then, since I'll be leaving to go back to school. It's cool, we've got one planned for the following year, with reservations in a condo down in southern Cali.
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Sars_BoyRest, You Are The Lightning.Registered Userregular
oh well then ahahaha fuck you guys then the first level seats are only like $65 here
I'm just spoiled from going to punk shows a shit-ton
five bucks or can of food for the band
That's about the same as mine. The $140 was for a pair. Not too fucking bad.
Especially considering main level tickets for Dane fucking Cook were scalping for like $500 here when he was doing his arena tour. A better comedian for a third of the price? Yes, please.
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Touch TFS inappropriately while you're there. It's better than playing slots.
Epic nights ahoy
Oh wait. TAX REFUND! Screw my credit card! I need tickets to this. NEED!
I enjoyed that movie a great deal, watched the two versions of that, that didn't make the cut.
Fantastic movie and rendition. I love Eddie Izzard.
guys
I have a friend that, when first watching Eddie Izzard, thought "he was just wearing weird british clothes"
And that "they put makeup on you before you go on TV"
Up until he realized what was actually going on, this guy was just like "geez he really doesn't like transvestites"
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he's playing in seattle the night before my wedding
god daaaaaaaaaamn
there is no fucking way I could go to that
if your wife to be truely loved you, she would understand when you tell her you want to go see a guy in drag tell jokes
WASHINGTON DC
MAY 1& 2
Constitution Hall
Although, on second glance, he's here for two nights, and will be here two nights before the wedding, also.
Hmmmmm I wonder if I can afford this.
I'm just spoiled from going to punk shows a shit-ton
five bucks or can of food for the band
I might get something in between.
That's about the same as mine. The $140 was for a pair. Not too fucking bad.
Especially considering main level tickets for Dane fucking Cook were scalping for like $500 here when he was doing his arena tour. A better comedian for a third of the price? Yes, please.
Luckily, Constitution Hall isn't the biggest venue ever, that's not that bad.
EDIT: It's a 3,700 seat venue
i might ask my dad if he wants to do to this
No, I'm comfortable.
That’s no good, I can't steal from the fairly well off and give to the moderately impoverished! That’s not gonna swing, is it?