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I'm horrified right now.

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    just get them to read this here thread
    theres some good advice in here
    you just have to search for it

    mully on
  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    The bit about sandwiches?

    UnbreakableVow on
  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    did mully just say she knows how to orally pleasure other women?

    Futore on
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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    A Crow wrote: »
    So, did Shibby give pointers? Consumers want to know....
    I've been giving her pointers.

    The sad part is that the other girl knows I'm giving her pointers and I dislike going downtown.

    Oh, giving her pointers are you?
    It hard to explain oral sex when you know you're not going to be the one getting it.

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    So...you could accurately describe orally pleasuring a man?

    ?

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    holy hell

    #pipe is on Aqua Teen right now

    Futore on
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited March 2008
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    So...you could accurately describe orally pleasuring a man?

    ?
    I would know how to orally please myself.

    Auntie Shibby on
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  • A CrowA Crow Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    A Crow wrote: »
    So, did Shibby give pointers? Consumers want to know....
    I've been giving her pointers.

    The sad part is that the other girl knows I'm giving her pointers and I dislike going downtown.

    Oh, giving her pointers are you?
    It hard to explain oral sex when you know you're not going to be the one getting it.

    Then explain a synopsis of a benny hill show, and tell her, its kinda like that in an existential way.

    A Crow on
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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    So...you could accurately describe orally pleasuring a man?

    ?
    I would know how to orally please myself.

    Knowing what pleases yourself makes you gay. That was sarcasm.

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    J3p wrote: »
    Don't touch the cracks.

    Don't touch the imaginary diagonals created in the quadrilateral squares formed by the cracks.

    Don't stand where two or more doorways open to.

    Fox only.

    Final destination.



    :^:

    Ringo on
    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Mully knows how to orally please a woman because she has a home-court advantage. Shibby, has your lesbian roommate ever been brought to orgasm orally? If so she should know what the proper procedure is.

    I also bet a lot of straight dudes could suck a mean dick if they had to.

    At the very least a beginner lesbian would be better at cunnilingus than your typical beginner guy I would think.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Mully knows how to orally please a woman because she has a home-court advantage. Shibby, has your lesbian roommate ever been brought to orgasm orally? If so she should know what the proper procedure is.

    I also bet a lot of straight dudes could suck a mean dick if they had to.

    At the very least a beginner lesbian would be better at cunnilingus than your typical beginner guy I would think.

    Man what?

    I've been on some sweet rollercoasters before but that doesn't make me qualified to give structural engineering advice.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    I've also never had the birds and bees talk. I think I turned out alright.

    four bucks

    The Geek on
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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    i took a drawing 101 class
    the prof was a huge bitch who wanted 15 hours of studio time a week and a daily sketchbook
    her philosophy would have worked for drawing 115 maybe
    but damn what a bitch
    i dropped it

    oh no you have to draw in a drawing class, run for the hills

    15-20 hours of studio time a week and an hour a day of sketchbook time seems excessive for a non major 101 class, dont you think?

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Mully knows how to orally please a woman because she has a home-court advantage. Shibby, has your lesbian roommate ever been brought to orgasm orally? If so she should know what the proper procedure is.

    I also bet a lot of straight dudes could suck a mean dick if they had to.

    At the very least a beginner lesbian would be better at cunnilingus than your typical beginner guy I would think.

    Man what?

    I've been on some sweet rollercoasters before but that doesn't make me qualified to give structural engineering advice.

    Sir I think you are over-estimating how difficult preforming oral sex is. You have been taken in by stand-up comedians and sex-columnists.

    A more-reasonable analogy would be that just because you enjoy getting massages, that doesn't equate you to being any good at giving them (which is true). You can still probably learn a few good techniques just by paying attention to what kinds of things work on you.

    You see, those are similar things to compare. Giving head ain't exactly structural engineering.

    TankHammer on
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    You can figure out the general gist of it all.

    Like roller coaster: speed + height = crazy fun times.

    oral: hit that sweet spot + don't act like you're chowing down on some corn cobs + variation, until they tense up then keep on keepin on = not too shabby

    lostwords on
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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Make sure your tongue is up to the task. I recommend a daily regimen of of eating 10 pudding cups without a spoon followed by saying the word "lollipops" 500 times.

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  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I am still curious as to what the two subjects in question look like...

    MagicPrime on
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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    massage was my first example, but I changed it because it didn't carry enough hyperbole.

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    This is also why guys give the best hand and blowjobs.

    Synthetic Orange on
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    You can figure out the general gist of it all.

    Like roller coaster: speed + height = crazy fun times.

    oral: hit that sweet spot + don't act like you're chowing down on some corn cobs + variation, until they tense up then keep on keepin on = not too Shibby

    fixed

    The Geek on
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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    I'd post their pictures, but then again, I'd rather not.

    Auntie Shibby on
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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    I'd post their pictures, but then again, I'd rather pay four bucks to touch a boobie.

    The Geek on
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    hmm
    $4?

    i guess it depends on the boobie

    potatoe on
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    You'd have to ask Shibby the quality of the boobie.

    The Geek on
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  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    So should we take that as them big fug-pugly-mc-dugly?

    MagicPrime on
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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I'd post their pictures, but then again, I'd rather not.

    Hey, SE++ is not that bad

    Dadouw on
  • AslanAslan Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    I'd post their pictures, but then again, I'd rather not.

    Hey, SE++ is not that bad

    Yeah, it's like, what could SE++ possibly do with a couple of photos anyway.

    Aslan on
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  • SegSeg Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    So should we take that as them big fug-pugly-mc-dugly?

    We can take it as Shibby not wanting the internets usual creepiness being aimed at his best friend and his roommate.

    Seg on
  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Aslan wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    I'd post their pictures, but then again, I'd rather not.

    Hey, SE++ is not that bad

    Yeah, it's like, what could SE++ possibly do with a couple of photos anyway.

    Its not like we have a couple of horny forumers who are doing a contest about not masturbating for a long time

    Dadouw on
  • AslanAslan Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Aslan wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    I'd post their pictures, but then again, I'd rather not.

    Hey, SE++ is not that bad

    Yeah, it's like, what could SE++ possibly do with a couple of photos anyway.

    Its not like we have a couple of horny forumers who are doing a contest about not masturbating for a long time

    And a couple of reasonably smokin lesbians might just do the trick, to turn a phrase.

    Aslan on
    Captain_Renault.gif I'm shocked...shocked, to find faggotry in this thread.
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Man, if the man doesn't want to post them, he doesn't have to post them.


    Although passing them on to a confidante styled source to confirm or deny hotness via PM is an old method too.

    Straightzi on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    man you guys gayed up my thread after i left last night

    Kovak on
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    It got pretty horrible.

    Straightzi on
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Mully knows how to orally please a woman because she has a home-court advantage. Shibby, has your lesbian roommate ever been brought to orgasm orally? If so she should know what the proper procedure is.

    I also bet a lot of straight dudes could suck a mean dick if they had to.

    At the very least a beginner lesbian would be better at cunnilingus than your typical beginner guy I would think.

    Man what?

    I've been on some sweet rollercoasters before but that doesn't make me qualified to give structural engineering advice.

    As a qualified structural engineer I really need to point out that to give qualified structural engineering advice you really need to ride the ferris wheel and make a bridge made out of some kind of wheat based pasta. (The gluten free stuff really has a low modulus of elasticity)

    Blake T on
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Also has anyone quoted wikihow for this thread?

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