I'm sorry !KrataLightBlade. I would vote Frostmist (as he is the only other person with a vote on them), but I made a vow to protect the little guy and I don't think I'll hurt your feelings (I hope)
PRETENTIOUS is innocent. I believe Shamus is as well, but I have not seered him and do not know for sure.
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thorgotthere is special providencein the fall of a sparrowRegistered Userregular
edited March 2008
Day Two
"We know why you have come," the aged chief said. "You have come to see us dead. You wish to rape our land, and use it for your own nefarious purposes. You wish to slaughter all of us, like the settlers did. But I warn you, we won't go down without a fight."
He was alone and talking to the cool night air, but his scouts had informed him of the impending doom. He had called all six tribes of the Iroquois Confederacy together and after a long discussion they had decided what their actions would be.
"You will be unable to kill us all before we reveal to the others your identities!" he called out.
A sneering figure revealed itself. "Unable? Your tribes will all be dead by the morning. The science of germ warfare has advanced in so many ways since the days of the slaughter you spoke of. But you I will take special pride in gutting myself, Locus. The Iroquois Confedarcy may die tomorrow, but the knowledge your scouts bring you dies tonight."
Meanwhile, Sean Dillon, alias KrataLightblade, was finishing up with one of his old IRA stories. "I uzed to be Jamez Bond, damn it, if Jamez Bond were Irizh and very handzome. And if Bond had zaved the livez of both the Prezident and Prime Miniz-"
Sick of the ceaseless tedium, a mob quickly formed. Sean, always the friendly bloke, helped them chop his head off.
Dead Locus - The Iroquois Confederacy (Scout parties used to mean investigating the enemy, not aluminum bats, New York accents and lots of rum.) KrataLightblade - Sean Dillon (Used to be IRA. Did he mention that he saved the lives of both the President and Prime Minister?)
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thorgotthere is special providencein the fall of a sparrowRegistered Userregular
edited March 2008
The following people will be replaced if they do not vote today: FrostMist, Marx, precisionk
Right now, the best target I can think of is DevoutlyApathetic. He's asked Locus to post his role PM snippet, which would be infinitely useful if you were a mafioso.
How easy would it be to prove that I asked him to post his restriction since he appeared to have none?
Who does the OP state doesn't have post restrictions? Did he not post his role PM unprovoked, spontaneously and certainly not at my urging?
You can't think of anybody else that would be better? Anyone who called for the death of a seer? Anyone the seer thought should die? (How much do I hate thorgot for this restriction that makes it quite difficult to defend myself?)
How great a tragedy would it be if we waste a precious day killing me to no result?
After consulting many people, I have decided afterlooking at the people killed anddoing my ownsluething that the manresponsible for all these heinous crimes is !psycholarry
I believe that with the unfortunate demise of Locus, we at least can confirm he was in fact what he claimed to be. I, of course, did not doubt this in the slightest.
precisionk, thus far you have offered nothing but wild speculation, befitting a man of your limited intelligence. I think right now, we must examine the posts and voting records, before going off on a wild tangent.
I completely missed that, I guess, so I'll ofcourse retract my vote for PRËTËNTIÖüS, and put the vote on DevoutlyApathetic, just because that seems like a
Aroduc was very
eager to die last game, I
shall help them along.
I then discovered Oatway was the only one to vote for Aroduc Night 1, and it so happened that Aroduc died. I then wondered if this was not a ruse, a decision on the part of the
villains in our midst to cast the light onto Oatway. I realized it did not, as the bandwagon turned onto Krata. During this bandwagon, I unearthed that Oatway threw a vote away on FrostMist.
My opinion, is that Oatway is hiding behind his idiotic haikus. I believe he has offered nothing to contribute in deducing the criminals, as he is, in fact, one of the remaining two.
Also, I would not want you to forget the vague threats he has repeatedly made.
There is so much more that I can do
than some mere plebeian haiku.
I ask, do what Oatway the villain!?
I have to say at first I thought Oatway was hinting he was the guardian(we saw that he wasn't) or something of that sort in order to get Locus to seer him. It could be literally that he was just unhappy with the restriction, as he hints at.
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thorgotthere is special providencein the fall of a sparrowRegistered Userregular
edited March 2008
Voting today will be extended a few hours. How long depends on how long the planned downtime lasts.
Voting today will be extended a few hours. How long depends on how long the planned downtime lasts.
I do so love when things get longer! For now, I'm going to put a vote to !Egos, largely for penetrating my Arab. I bet he likes to use his long barrel and big slugs to penetrate all kinds of flesh.
PK, you need to exterminate all rational thought, that is the conclusion I have come to.
How easy would it be to prove that I asked him to post his restriction since he appeared to have none?
Who does the OP state doesn't have post restrictions? Did he not post his role PM unprovoked, spontaneously and certainly not at my urging?
You can't think of anybody else that would be better? Anyone who called for the death of a seer? Anyone the seer thought should die? (How much do I hate thorgot for this restriction that makes it quite difficult to defend myself?)
How great a tragedy would it be if we waste a precious day killing me to no result?
Prove what? I've made no unreasonable assumptions. The members of the mafia do not have a post restriction, as you have mentioned repeatedly. Which means they have to fake one. But if they were asked to reveal their post restriction, they wouldn't know the format which everyone else's post restriction was given to them in the role PM.
But yes, I will give you that I don't have much to go on. Right now I'm suspect of you for the reasons I've given, Oatway because of the reasons Shamus gave, and Shamus because he's doing a damn good job controlling the discourse and that is definately something the mafia wants to do.
Now, because of my post restriction, I'm going to end up voting for PRËTËNTIÖüS right now. But I'll be changing it around later.
Voting today will be extended a few hours. How long depends on how long the planned downtime lasts.
I do so love when things get longer! For now, I'm going to put a vote to !Egos , largely for penetrating my Arab. I bet he likes to use his long barrel and big slugs to penetrate all kinds of flesh.
Oh !psycholarry1, why must you be that way?At least I finished the other cultist off, when all you were shooting were blanks ;-)
Voting today will be extended a few hours. How long depends on how long the planned downtime lasts.
I do so love when things get longer! For now, I'm going to put a vote to !Egos , largely for penetrating my Arab. I bet he likes to use his long barrel and big slugs to penetrate all kinds of flesh.
Oh !psycholarry1, why must you be that way?At least I finished the other cultist off, when all you were shooting were blanks ;-)
The least you could have done would have been to finish me off too.
Maybe like Bobo - with a great Shlupping sound.
IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE I AMSO GOOD LOOKING,THATS WHY NO ONE IS POSTING.
Definitely the reason I'm haven't posted (it wasn't because I was asleep ;-) ).You little hottie , you
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thorgotthere is special providencein the fall of a sparrowRegistered Userregular
edited March 2008
Sorry.
Day Three
Giggling with mirth, B:L clicked send. His latest alt was awesome! Nobody suspected that Oatway was also him. He had replaced his usually spotty and often confusingly incompetent performances in forum games with a smooth, understandably incompetent, newbie exterior. There was really no difference, but at least people had stopped day-one-bandwagoning him. Both of him, that is. His main account was still on fire from the heat he had received from his numerous failures.
He was so intent upon his success that he didn't hear the large group of people creeping up behind him. His neck was snapped, his ears were cut off and attached to a necklace around his beefy neck, and his collection of rare movie ticket stubs was urinated upon. His killers left behind a rose and a suicide note they wrote in his blood, which read
Ardor, I love you oh so very much,
but our love is that of a forbidden touch.
Please don't forgot or grudge vote me
for my cowardice cruel and attitude bourgeoisie.
This shocking suicide was not the only death last night. Though everybody was glad that a mob had finally killed B:L, the news that greeted them the next morning was not so keen...
Samuel L Jackson loosened his classy tie. The fun at B:L's house had left him motherfuckin' tired. Though it had been motherfuckin' fun, that was for motherfuckin' sure. Besides, there was always the mob kill to-motherfuckin'-orrow. Motherfu-*BANG*. A gun sounded off. A pair of cowards stood behind him as he slowly faded away. This was not the way he had imagined his death. Going out with a motherfuckin' bang; now there was a death. *BANG*
Dead Marx - Samuel Motherfuckin' L Jackson (He was sick of these motherfuckin' restrictions in this motherfuckin' thread.) Oatway - B:L (Why would you choose B:L? Why would anyone choose B:L? (I love you B:L. I love you Oatway.))
3 days, six players, think of all the wonderful things we can do to each other. !Devoutly Apathetic doesn't get to join in though, the prude.
He doesn't sell his product to the consumer, he sells the consumer to his product. He does not improve and simplify his merchandise. He degrades and simplifies the client.
Posts
I however azzure you all, I am, az ever, a good guy.
I would ztrongly zuggezt not killing me.
Thank you.
If you can. Change your vote and you'll be saved Ii think.
"We know why you have come," the aged chief said. "You have come to see us dead. You wish to rape our land, and use it for your own nefarious purposes. You wish to slaughter all of us, like the settlers did. But I warn you, we won't go down without a fight."
He was alone and talking to the cool night air, but his scouts had informed him of the impending doom. He had called all six tribes of the Iroquois Confederacy together and after a long discussion they had decided what their actions would be.
"You will be unable to kill us all before we reveal to the others your identities!" he called out.
A sneering figure revealed itself. "Unable? Your tribes will all be dead by the morning. The science of germ warfare has advanced in so many ways since the days of the slaughter you spoke of. But you I will take special pride in gutting myself, Locus. The Iroquois Confedarcy may die tomorrow, but the knowledge your scouts bring you dies tonight."
Meanwhile, Sean Dillon, alias KrataLightblade, was finishing up with one of his old IRA stories. "I uzed to be Jamez Bond, damn it, if Jamez Bond were Irizh and very handzome. And if Bond had zaved the livez of both the Prezident and Prime Miniz-"
Sick of the ceaseless tedium, a mob quickly formed. Sean, always the friendly bloke, helped them chop his head off.
Dead
Locus - The Iroquois Confederacy (Scout parties used to mean investigating the enemy, not aluminum bats, New York accents and lots of rum.)
KrataLightblade - Sean Dillon (Used to be IRA. Did he mention that he saved the lives of both the President and Prime Minister?)
The League of Peace and Power wishes you the best of luck
oooOOOooo
How easy would it be to prove that I asked him to post his restriction since he appeared to have none?
Who does the OP state doesn't have post restrictions? Did he not post his role PM unprovoked, spontaneously and certainly not at my urging?
You can't think of anybody else that would be better? Anyone who called for the death of a seer? Anyone the seer thought should die? (How much do I hate thorgot for this restriction that makes it quite difficult to defend myself?)
How great a tragedy would it be if we waste a precious day killing me to no result?
precisionk, thus far you have offered nothing but wild speculation, befitting a man of your limited intelligence. I think right now, we must examine the posts and voting records, before going off on a wild tangent.
I wonder, does the fact Pretentious is the innocent seered by the now deceased seer motivate your vote, villain?
I vote Oatway.
I will now explain for the lesser minds.
I began with the incredibly dull task of finding the number of posts per person. While doing so, I stumbled upon this little kernel.
I then discovered Oatway was the only one to vote for Aroduc Night 1, and it so happened that Aroduc died. I then wondered if this was not a ruse, a decision on the part of the
villains in our midst to cast the light onto Oatway. I realized it did not, as the bandwagon turned onto Krata. During this bandwagon, I unearthed that Oatway threw a vote away on FrostMist.
My opinion, is that Oatway is hiding behind his idiotic haikus. I believe he has offered nothing to contribute in deducing the criminals, as he is, in fact, one of the remaining two.
Also, I would not want you to forget the vague threats he has repeatedly made.
I ask, do what Oatway the villain!?
demonstrate, Shamus, was that
I can say more than
a simple haiku
in fact, rhyming poems are
another choice.
For you see now Shamus,
there is no more to me,
than poetry and hubris,
look elsewhere for your villainy.
I however choose
to use "idiotic" and
simplistic haiku.
I have to say at first I thought Oatway was hinting he was the guardian(we saw that he wasn't) or something of that sort in order to get Locus to seer him. It could be literally that he was just unhappy with the restriction, as he hints at.
PK, you need to exterminate all rational thought, that is the conclusion I have come to.
clearly far more insane than
the rest of us all.
But yes, I will give you that I don't have much to go on. Right now I'm suspect of you for the reasons I've given, Oatway because of the reasons Shamus gave, and Shamus because he's doing a damn good job controlling the discourse and that is definately something the mafia wants to do.
Now, because of my post restriction, I'm going to end up voting for PRËTËNTIÖüS right now. But I'll be changing it around later.
Oh !psycholarry1, why must you be that way? At least I finished the other cultist off, when all you were shooting were blanks ;-)
Maybe like Bobo - with a great Shlupping sound.
Definitely the reason I'm haven't posted (it wasn't because I was asleep ;-) ). You little hottie , you
Day Three
Giggling with mirth, B:L clicked send. His latest alt was awesome! Nobody suspected that Oatway was also him. He had replaced his usually spotty and often confusingly incompetent performances in forum games with a smooth, understandably incompetent, newbie exterior. There was really no difference, but at least people had stopped day-one-bandwagoning him. Both of him, that is. His main account was still on fire from the heat he had received from his numerous failures.
He was so intent upon his success that he didn't hear the large group of people creeping up behind him. His neck was snapped, his ears were cut off and attached to a necklace around his beefy neck, and his collection of rare movie ticket stubs was urinated upon. His killers left behind a rose and a suicide note they wrote in his blood, which read
Ardor, I love you oh so very much,
but our love is that of a forbidden touch.
Please don't forgot or grudge vote me
for my cowardice cruel and attitude bourgeoisie.
This shocking suicide was not the only death last night. Though everybody was glad that a mob had finally killed B:L, the news that greeted them the next morning was not so keen...
Samuel L Jackson loosened his classy tie. The fun at B:L's house had left him motherfuckin' tired. Though it had been motherfuckin' fun, that was for motherfuckin' sure. Besides, there was always the mob kill to-motherfuckin'-orrow. Motherfu-*BANG*. A gun sounded off. A pair of cowards stood behind him as he slowly faded away. This was not the way he had imagined his death. Going out with a motherfuckin' bang; now there was a death. *BANG*
Dead
Marx - Samuel Motherfuckin' L Jackson (He was sick of these motherfuckin' restrictions in this motherfuckin' thread.)
Oatway - B:L (Why would you choose B:L? Why would anyone choose B:L? (I love you B:L. I love you Oatway.))
He doesn't sell his product to the consumer, he sells the consumer to his product. He does not improve and simplify his merchandise. He degrades and simplifies the client.
Which one is it?
It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker
Oh goddamnit, Marx
You got me killed yet again
You son of a bitch.
OoOoOooooOooo