Back from my date with Paul. We saw Hootie and the Blowfish. It was awesome.
Until we left the concert and things got violent. He tossed me to the floor like a gypsy slut and covered my face with his clown whiteness. Everything is sore.
Back from my date with Paul. We saw Hootie and the Blowfish. It was awesome.
Until we left the concert and things got violent. He tossed me to the floor like a gypsy slut and covered my face with his clown whiteness. Everything is sore.
Do i sense jealousy since all you have is a vibrator?
you had the sensation of an orgasm, but you've already blown your load repeatedly over the past hour or so and now nothing comes out?
it's pretty weird
I've had more non-ejaculate orgasms than I can count. They're pretty awesome. I used to do kegels to force it to happen because I wanted to continue having sex after orgasm.
Popping your load is sometimes good, but, man... Coming two or three times before actually letting loose can be fucking amazing.
Aw fuck, I missed out on another one of these. I'm always away from the forums or just ignore the threads when these competitions come around. Now I have to wait another year or however long for another one to pop up.
you had the sensation of an orgasm, but you've already blown your load repeatedly over the past hour or so and now nothing comes out?
it's pretty weird
I've had more non-ejaculate orgasms than I can count. They're pretty awesome. I used to do kegels to force it to happen because I wanted to continue having sex after orgasm.
Popping your load is sometimes good, but, man... Coming two or three times before actually letting loose can be fucking amazing.
Ugh. They are having me stand next to the guy in the opera chorus that I am so horribly attracted to but he is straight and possibly in a Christian Rock band. I can't even talk to him because I lack any form of tact.
The last time I talked to him I think I asked him to take off his shirt and dance around. This was in response to him asking how I was doing that night
Ugh. They are having me stand next to the guy in the opera chorus that I am so horribly attracted to but he is straight and possibly in a Christian Rock band. I can't even talk to him because I lack any form of tact.
The last time I talked to him I think I asked him to take off his shirt and dance around. This was in response to him asking how I was doing that night
Ugh. They are having me stand next to the guy in the opera chorus that I am so horribly attracted to but he is straight and possibly in a Christian Rock band. I can't even talk to him because I lack any form of tact.
The last time I talked to him I think I asked him to take off his shirt and dance around. This was in response to him asking how I was doing that night
Just tell him that the Bible says to love thy brother and that by hooking up with you he is completing Gods will.
It was like five office chicks having some kind of staff meeting, involving getting naked and stuff. I got it bad for a woman (or in this case a group of women) in uniform.
But, if quetzi wants something less vanilla he can say I lost to Chirpy or Swap.avi* or something.
It was like five office chicks having some kind of staff meeting, involving getting naked and stuff. I got it bad for a woman (or in this case a group of women) in uniform.
But, if quetzi wants something less vanilla he can say I lost to Chirpy or Swap.avi* or something.
Well that would be fun but I am not allowed in a couple of the casinos do to a small fight that a group a people I was with may or may not have started last time we got back from Iraq.
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Einhander, that was phenomenal.
But I'm surprised you gave up when you got this close to the month-mark.
Well that would be fun but I am not allowed in a couple of the casinos do to a small fight that a group a people I was with may or may not have started last time we got back from Iraq.
We will get you a fake mustache, it'll be fine.
Also goddamn you guys, my load.
God damn
I mean I wish I would have had a measuring cup or something. For science, I mean.
Also yeah I was close to a month, but at the same time I started poppin boners at work and man that could be awkward. Also, there are several good looking ladies at my new job, so it could also be super hot, but the odds tell me it is much, much more likely to be awkward.
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Until we left the concert and things got violent. He tossed me to the floor like a gypsy slut and covered my face with his clown whiteness. Everything is sore.
then hes gonna sell you to his dealer
EDIT: Well, second paragraph, but you all knew what I meant.
Do i sense jealousy since all you have is a vibrator?
I've had more non-ejaculate orgasms than I can count. They're pretty awesome. I used to do kegels to force it to happen because I wanted to continue having sex after orgasm.
Popping your load is sometimes good, but, man... Coming two or three times before actually letting loose can be fucking amazing.
and the dude was a midget
and the girl spent the entire porno laughing at the guy
huh
yeaaahhh I bet you do all bringing you to orgasm yeah
unf.
unf.
that feels so good
Completely agreeing with this.
435 knows his shit.
The last time I talked to him I think I asked him to take off his shirt and dance around. This was in response to him asking how I was doing that night
"Hey, how are you doing tonight?"
"I'm great, FUCK ME IN THE ASS UNTIL I CRY."
https://medium.com/@alascii
Just tell him that the Bible says to love thy brother and that by hooking up with you he is completing Gods will.
Assuming you don't get Stop-Loss'd I will buy you a beer at PAX '09.
Just remind me before then because I will forget.
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Gentlemen this thread is dying
Everyone else is probably lying
I can hear my penis crying
For my libido I'm denying
Because porn I've not been eyeing
For my attention it has been is vying
Yes my cock is really trying
My excuses it is not buying
So many feelings it is supplying
So much pressure it is applying
All these urges I've been denying!
All these women I've been sighing!
On my cock my hand is overlying!
And my semen it is drying!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
I'M OUT BITCHES!
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we need hourly status reports with crying and what porn you will use to free yourselves
https://medium.com/@alascii
But, if quetzi wants something less vanilla he can say I lost to Chirpy or Swap.avi* or something.
*Or as I like to call it, 4girlsnocup
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what kind of staff meeting is that
We'll live like kings, spending your cash on hookers and blow and blackjack.
What do you say?
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But I'm surprised you gave up when you got this close to the month-mark.
A string word?
Like string theory?
We will get you a fake mustache, it'll be fine.
Also goddamn you guys, my load.
God damn
I mean I wish I would have had a measuring cup or something. For science, I mean.
Also yeah I was close to a month, but at the same time I started poppin boners at work and man that could be awkward. Also, there are several good looking ladies at my new job, so it could also be super hot, but the odds tell me it is much, much more likely to be awkward.
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Would be interesting if there were cameras and a big brother house and challenges and sabotage and stuff.
"Oh hey guys today's challenge is 5 minute blowjobs. Don't blow or you're out!"