Jumping on the bandwagon because I like teefs too, but I think he hates me because I'm not a very sharp knife.
I saw a guy with a shirt that said "I'm Mean because you're stupid" on it today, I then felt like eating his soul because anyone who would wear that shirt would be fucking stupid. Even though stupid people make me want to be mean to them.
Jumping on the bandwagon because I like teefs too, but I think he hates me because I'm not a very sharp knife.
I saw a guy with a shirt that said "I'm Mean because you're stupid" on it today, I then felt like eating his soul because anyone who would wear that shirt would be fucking stupid. Even though stupid people make me want to be mean to them.
If your shirt has a clever saying on it these days, it better be actually really clever, and not just something that someone would say was "A pretty good comeback" in a drunken conversation during a party.
Otherwise I do not hesitate to tear into peoples souls, exposing their very core so severely that they'll no longer see the point of skin, let alone clothes.
And maybe then they'll stop wearing those god damn shirts.
This is still my favourite shirt of all time. I've only worn it once. I don't even know why I adore it so much, I just can't stand the idea of it fading or anything, so it's going in storage, to be framed at a later date.
I know we have clothing threads and all, but I'm gonna at least say that I want steam punk goggles, real bad.
I have access to a lathe and milling machine, they aren't CNC though (I think that is what they call it when they are computer controlled), but I need to buy brass and I'm poor.
man what if one of these last guys taps into the last of his willpower and finally gives up after all this time but then no matter how hard he tries the relief doesnt come
not like impotent cos im sure all their pants are permanently stretched at the fly by now
but just working it for like an hour with no result
man what if one of these last guys taps into the last of his willpower and finally gives up after all this time but then no matter how hard he tries the relief doesnt come
not like impotent cos im sure all their pants are permanently stretched at the fly by now
but just working it for like an hour with no result
it would be enough to make any man weep
Thats like a torture of hell right there.
Beating it to no avail. All getting cramp in your arm and whatnot.
Strangly on the topic of removing a male member and reconstructing it to a female genitilia. The man-made vaginas do look like the real thing. We had a soldier get a sex change and for a while (until they were seperated from the army) we didnt know where to let the person live. They ended up staying with a friend of mine. During this brief period everyone got very drunk and she decided to show us her junk. I have to say I was very impressed. It really looked like what I was used to seeing (my girlfriend at the time then slapped me for looking to long, I was just really impressed).
A friend of mine who has gone down on a transgendered chick said this, 'Yes, there is another part of the operation that can install a gland which lubricates the SRT vagina on arousal, however it does not taste like normal vagina lube. Generally, the gland does not work too well unless intercourse is the goal, so you're just kind of licking a semi-moist sweaty vagina, but that's okay too.'
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Later they will introduce premium flavors, like actual vagina.
I saw a guy with a shirt that said "I'm Mean because you're stupid" on it today, I then felt like eating his soul because anyone who would wear that shirt would be fucking stupid. Even though stupid people make me want to be mean to them.
If your shirt has a clever saying on it these days, it better be actually really clever, and not just something that someone would say was "A pretty good comeback" in a drunken conversation during a party.
Otherwise I do not hesitate to tear into peoples souls, exposing their very core so severely that they'll no longer see the point of skin, let alone clothes.
And maybe then they'll stop wearing those god damn shirts.
I like it.
This is still my favourite shirt of all time. I've only worn it once. I don't even know why I adore it so much, I just can't stand the idea of it fading or anything, so it's going in storage, to be framed at a later date.
I have access to a lathe and milling machine, they aren't CNC though (I think that is what they call it when they are computer controlled), but I need to buy brass and I'm poor.
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Yup! A few pages back I gave myself a challenge too. The weekend is suddenly busy though so who knows if it'll be a good time to relax and try.
With the words "A Salt With A Deadly Weapon" underneath.
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I have this shirt too!
My friend bought it for me because he thought it was apt as I go rock climbing.
It is now my official rock climbing shirt.
Satans..... hints.....
Hey thread? Guess what I'm doing?
If you guessed touching my dick and not feeling bad about it you win something meaningless.
When I was at my dad's earlier my younger step-brother was like "The last thing we need is more science!" and so I smacked him upside his head.
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not like impotent cos im sure all their pants are permanently stretched at the fly by now
but just working it for like an hour with no result
it would be enough to make any man weep
Thats like a torture of hell right there.
Beating it to no avail. All getting cramp in your arm and whatnot.
Is everybody out?
I hope one of these people finds out that they're penis is broken
Have we already had "A Midsummers Night Wet Dream"?
I dunno you've done all the good ones
Like two times already
You don't really have to make a new thread. As a doctor, I'd say this has gone on long enough
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This will only be exciting for two people
But it'll be worth it
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All's Well That Ends Well (with an ejaculation)
I like it, actually.
It...kinda rhymes with Romeo and Julliete. Kinda.
Well she did have fairly large shoulders. And her mail was addressed to Mark, but she told me it was just a typo.