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King Leer (bet your earnings on page 77) (No Porn- Orikae)

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Bendery wrote: »
    How does lubrication with a SRT hoo-hah work? Does it lubricate like a normal cooter or are you addicted to astro glide?

    I would assume that it would not lubricate naturally as well as a standard female vagina would.

    That and I would also assume that the smell and/or taste of the vaginal fluids would be different?

    Upon earning your new vagina, you get five flavors to choose from: mango, peppermint, wintergreen, peach, and lime.

    Later they will introduce premium flavors, like actual vagina.

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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Jumping on the bandwagon because I like teefs too, but I think he hates me because I'm not a very sharp knife.
    I saw a guy with a shirt that said "I'm Mean because you're stupid" on it today, I then felt like eating his soul because anyone who would wear that shirt would be fucking stupid. Even though stupid people make me want to be mean to them.

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited April 2008
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  • StavrenStavren Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Jumping on the bandwagon because I like teefs too, but I think he hates me because I'm not a very sharp knife.
    I saw a guy with a shirt that said "I'm Mean because you're stupid" on it today, I then felt like eating his soul because anyone who would wear that shirt would be fucking stupid. Even though stupid people make me want to be mean to them.

    If your shirt has a clever saying on it these days, it better be actually really clever, and not just something that someone would say was "A pretty good comeback" in a drunken conversation during a party.

    Otherwise I do not hesitate to tear into peoples souls, exposing their very core so severely that they'll no longer see the point of skin, let alone clothes.

    And maybe then they'll stop wearing those god damn shirts.

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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I have this shirt.

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    I like it.

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  • StavrenStavren Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I have this shirt.

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    I like it.

    This is still my favourite shirt of all time. I've only worn it once. I don't even know why I adore it so much, I just can't stand the idea of it fading or anything, so it's going in storage, to be framed at a later date.

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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I know we have clothing threads and all, but I'm gonna at least say that I want steam punk goggles, real bad.
    I have access to a lathe and milling machine, they aren't CNC though (I think that is what they call it when they are computer controlled), but I need to buy brass and I'm poor.

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  • DodgeBlanDodgeBlan PSN: dodgeblanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    ALLOW ME TO DEMONSTRATE A SHIRT


    YOUR BRAIN (picture) THE BRAIN OF YOUR WORST ENEMY (the same picture)



    witty

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    dumb

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  • DodgeBlanDodgeBlan PSN: dodgeblanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    you would say that, you have the same brain as me.

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  • PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    polago is still in this?
    holy shit

    Yup! A few pages back I gave myself a challenge too. The weekend is suddenly busy though so who knows if it'll be a good time to relax and try.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    A terrible shirt I saw was a salt shaker menacing a pepper shaker with a nunchuck.

    With the words "A Salt With A Deadly Weapon" underneath.

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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    This has been a weird few pages.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I have this shirt.

    obey-gravity.jpg

    I like it.

    I have this shirt too!

    My friend bought it for me because he thought it was apt as I go rock climbing.

    It is now my official rock climbing shirt.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I hate this thread.

    Hey thread? Guess what I'm doing?

    If you guessed touching my dick and not feeling bad about it you win something meaningless.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I am wearing this shirt right now.

    When I was at my dad's earlier my younger step-brother was like "The last thing we need is more science!" and so I smacked him upside his head.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    man what if one of these last guys taps into the last of his willpower and finally gives up after all this time but then no matter how hard he tries the relief doesnt come

    not like impotent cos im sure all their pants are permanently stretched at the fly by now
    but just working it for like an hour with no result

    it would be enough to make any man weep

    Air on
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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I guess this topic is done.

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  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Air wrote: »
    man what if one of these last guys taps into the last of his willpower and finally gives up after all this time but then no matter how hard he tries the relief doesnt come

    not like impotent cos im sure all their pants are permanently stretched at the fly by now
    but just working it for like an hour with no result

    it would be enough to make any man weep

    Thats like a torture of hell right there.

    Beating it to no avail. All getting cramp in your arm and whatnot.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    ascot wrote: »
    I guess this topic is done.

    Is everybody out?

    I hope one of these people finds out that they're penis is broken

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Fuck goddamn I need a new title for the next thread now.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    what about Liars Thread

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  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Dirty faggots who don't touch their dongers?

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Have you guys not caught on to the whole Shakespeare theme here?

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Shakespeare would fully endorse these suggestions

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    10 Things To Masturbate To

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  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Daric wrote: »
    10 Things To Masturbate To

    Have we already had "A Midsummers Night Wet Dream"?

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    The Wanker's Tale?

    I dunno you've done all the good ones

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    BoredGamer wrote: »
    Daric wrote: »
    10 Things To Masturbate To

    Have we already had "A Midsummers Night Wet Dream"?

    Like two times already

    You don't really have to make a new thread. As a doctor, I'd say this has gone on long enough

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Thread for Liars

    h5 FAQ

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I'm gonna hire male escorts to wank you all off

    This will only be exciting for two people

    But it'll be worth it

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  • MaydayMayday Cutting edge goblin tech Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    The passionate pilgrim

    or

    All's Well That Ends Well (with an ejaculation)

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Daric wrote: »
    10 Things To Masturbate To

    I like it, actually.

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  • casper_27dcasper_27d The Friendly Ghost EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Strangly on the topic of removing a male member and reconstructing it to a female genitilia. The man-made vaginas do look like the real thing. We had a soldier get a sex change and for a while (until they were seperated from the army) we didnt know where to let the person live. They ended up staying with a friend of mine. During this brief period everyone got very drunk and she decided to show us her junk. I have to say I was very impressed. It really looked like what I was used to seeing (my girlfriend at the time then slapped me for looking to long, I was just really impressed).

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Casper there are more tasteful ways to get people to never want to touch their genitals ever again

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    these doctors are true craftsmen

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Casper, maybe your girlfriend at the time was also a post-op? I guess you'd know for sure if you got her pregnant.

    Fiz on
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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Ruboneout and Loseabet



    It...kinda rhymes with Romeo and Julliete. Kinda.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    A friend of mine who has gone down on a transgendered chick said this, 'Yes, there is another part of the operation that can install a gland which lubricates the SRT vagina on arousal, however it does not taste like normal vagina lube. Generally, the gland does not work too well unless intercourse is the goal, so you're just kind of licking a semi-moist sweaty vagina, but that's okay too.'

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  • casper_27dcasper_27d The Friendly Ghost EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Fiz wrote: »
    Casper, maybe your girlfriend at the time was also a post-op? I guess you'd know for sure if you got her pregnant.

    Well she did have fairly large shoulders. And her mail was addressed to Mark, but she told me it was just a typo.

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