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Metalocalypse: It Has Begun Yet Ended For Now

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  • Jester313Jester313 Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    The episode where they all had endorsements.

    "Nickels is money too."

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Staring at Toki's 'stache makes me want to fuck Brendon Small for the Hypocrisy reference.

    I also like the legions of creepy livejournal fans that draw gay fanart. A never ending stream of hilarity. Also the things they listen to while drawing said fanart are awesomely un-metal.

    "[Current Music| Avenged sevenfold - trashed and scatterd]"

    Can't even spell their shitty music right.

    Homeless on
  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Murderface fucking rules! Besides, he's the only one I can understand what the hell he's saying more than 50% of the time.

    jwalk on
  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I saw one episode and it was pretty amusing

    Mister Longbaugh on
  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    jwalk wrote:
    Murderface fucking rules! Besides, he's the only one I can understand what the hell he's saying more than 50% of the time.
    I donts knows whats the hells you are talkings about.

    Der Waffle Mous on
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  • Jester313Jester313 Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    WHY wrote:
    jwalk wrote:
    Murderface fucking rules! Besides, he's the only one I can understand what the hell he's saying more than 50% of the time.
    I donts knows whats the hells you are talkings about.

    In the episode when Nathan has the girlfriend and they are interrogating him...Skwisgaar says something that I replayed about 15 times and still couldn't make out.

    And in the employee review episode they reading the questions that Skwisgaar wrote. Hilarious.

    Jester313 on
  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Nathan Explosion has his own blend of barbecue sauce known as Explosion Sauce. A North Carolina style mustardy blend with a hint selacho. I must confess, it tastes amazing

    Peter Ebel on
    Fuck off and die.
  • Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    while i do not believe this is the right thing to do artistically, i do however believe it is the right thing to do FINANCIALYYYYYY

    Carl with a K on
  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    You gotta love the Scandinavians.
    also
    Murderface: "What do you mean Booze isn't food!?"

    The more episodes dealing with Dethklok fans the better though. Alone the band members are funny yet stupid but the overall image of them being worshiped by billions makes it work for me. That and when they do really outlandish things with their money like play in a nuclear-powered Russian-crewed Dethsub underwater because they can.

    TankHammer on
  • SlyJokerSlyJoker Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    while i do not believe this is the right thing to do artistically, i do however believe it is the right thing to do FINANCIALYYYYYY


    One of my favorite lines from the episode.

    Also, the lawyer is amazing.

    SlyJoker on
  • Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    kool-aid of the uh

    grape persuasion

    Carl with a K on
  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    kool-aid of the uh

    graep persuasion
    Fixed for pickles.

    No Great Name on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    William Murderface Murderface Murderface

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2006
    Some kinds of foods library.

    Rankenphile on
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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    SlyJoker wrote:
    while i do not believe this is the right thing to do artistically, i do however believe it is the right thing to do FINANCIALYYYYYY


    One of my favorite lines from the episode.

    Also, the lawyer is amazing.
    "That's my bread and butter you're fucking with."

    Sars_Boy on
  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Hey, you guys want to do some Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake? You guys are going to get so high that your minds are going to blow chunks through outer space into the Milky Way!

    The whole ending of that episode is just amazing. "Oh no! I am also aware of my tongue!" "I'm a chicken I'm a chicken!"

    Naphtali on
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  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Naphtali wrote:
    Hey, you guys want to do some Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake? You guys are going to get so high that your minds are going to blow chunks through outer space into the Milky Way!

    The whole ending of that episode is just amazing. "Oh no! I am also aware of my tongue!" "I'm a chicken I'm a chicken!"

    Man, it should really be easier to find Charlie Brown online, but I could not locate the strip that tongue thing comes from.

    JayKaos on
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  • revolverevolve Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Some kinds of foods library.

    IT'S CALLED A GROCERY STORE YOU DOUCHEBHEEGS

    revolve on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • KING LITERATEKING LITERATE Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    KING LITERATE on
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    TWITTER TWATS
  • OwenashiOwenashi Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Sars_Boy wrote:
    SlyJoker wrote:
    while i do not believe this is the right thing to do artistically, i do however believe it is the right thing to do FINANCIALYYYYYY


    One of my favorite lines from the episode.

    Also, the lawyer is amazing.
    "That's my bread and butter you're fucking with."

    According to the Wikipedia entry on the show's characters, his name is Charles Foster Ofdensen. It first popped up apparentlly in a copy of the pain waiver fans are given before a concert starts that was posted in a Dethklok interview hosted by IGN.com.

    On another note, I'm somewhat surprised we're on the third page and haven't mentioned word one about this guy yet.

    Deth-DrRockso.jpg
    "His name is Dr. Rockso. He's the Rock n' Roll clown. He does cocaine. I'm afraid that's all we know."

    Owenashi on
  • Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    i woke up with a clown's hands in my pants

    thats

    thats what i did today

    Carl with a K on
  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Any of you dudes make music?

    Cause I need some.

    trentsteel on
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    I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!

  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Some kinds of foods library.

    foodlibrary.gif

    Favlaud on
  • NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    "That's a Wrap!"










    "Director commits suicide over 'Blood Ocean'"

    Newtron on
  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    BLOOD OCEAN

    Favlaud on
  • Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Favlaud wrote:
    BLOOD OCEAN
    I KNOW WHO YOU AAAAAAAARE

    Carl with a K on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2006
    Favlaud wrote:
    Some kinds of foods library.

    foodlibrary.gif

    It's a grocery store ya douche-beighs

    Rankenphile on
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  • Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Carl with a K on
  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Favlaud wrote:
    Some kinds of foods library.

    foodlibrary.gif

    It's a grocery store ya douche-beighs
    I'm sorry about douche-beighs, I've got low blood sugar y'know.

    Sars_Boy on
  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited December 2006

    BLOOD OCEAN

    AN ENTIRE OCEAN OF BLOOD

    BLOOD OCEAN

    Favlaud on
  • Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Favlaud wrote:

    BLOOD OCEAN

    AN ENTIRE OCEAN OF BLOOD

    BLOOD OCEAN
    COMING SOON

    Carl with a K on
  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    The song they were playing at the concert in the finale was so fucking cool oh gof I need a full track

    Sami on
  • NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    iknowwhouarrreez9.jpg

    Newtron on
  • Futt BuckerFutt Bucker CTRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    fatty ding-dongs

    Futt Bucker on
    My color is black to the blind
  • OwenashiOwenashi Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Thinking about Season 2...

    [spoiler:88516bcae7]I hope they don't turn Mr. Selatcia into some cliche 'I'm-a-supernatural-being-who-can't-bring-the-end-of-the-world-without-using-(insert main character's name here)' type of character or plot-device. No one voiced by Mark Hamill should be wasted like that.[/spoiler:88516bcae7]

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  • Jester313Jester313 Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    "OKs, lets me explains again, in parfractly clear English: I wants, flys ins, on a dragons, OK? How many times I gots to tell this peoples?!"

    "I know. There isn't a drago-"

    "I knows, thats is what I'm telling you!"

    "That's what I'm telling you."

    "So go get one. What you doing here? Go. Go get one. Now. Go."

    "They don't have them."

    "Ares you telling me they are out of dragons?"

    "They never had dragons."

    "Who didn't?"

    "The world."

    "GET THIS GUY OUT OF HERE! FIND ME A DRAGON!"

    Jester313 on
  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Nathan: Hey, don't run, it's wet! I thought we agreed no clowns!

    Toki: No, we didn't agrees on nothing. We just all yelled and then he was beaten, that's was our conclusions.

    Nathan: Aw, damn, I don't want that asshole around here.

    Skwisgaar: Oh boy, get ready for a lots of screamings.

    Murderface: Normally, that painted dildo would piss me off, but, lately, I've
    made friends with a distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags. I'm free...downstairs. Think about it.

    GOLD!!
    Skwisgaar: Uh, they can't helps it, Toki - not everyone gets the advantage of superior Scandinavians ecu-cation.

    Pickles: Okay, name something that has nothin' to do with guitar. Go. Go, go, go, go.

    Skwisgaar: Um, deh, uh, um, uh, um, um...

    SILVER, POSSIBLE LIMNED
    Toki: Ah, cool, you gots a new shipment of custom guitar!
    Skwisgaar: Yeah, this is uh, some designs I'm messing around with, uh, this one is, um, Swiss Army-tar. It's a good guitar for a camping trip, It's got toothpick.

    Pickles: Yeah, good tone. What's that one right there?

    Skwisgaar: Uhh, is just an ant farm-itar. They, still workings on it.

    Murderface: Niiiice! I'd like to stand on that thing.

    Pickles: Yeah, I'd stand on that.

    Skwisgaar: Yah, an' this is the Gibson Excalibur-tar, yaknow. And here's my guitar made from the wood of Christ's cross.

    Murderface: Awww, get ready for a billion e-mails. Here comes the offended religious weirdos.

    Skwisgaar: What's offensive about the most religious instrument ever?

    I ALMOST FORGOT BRONZEd

    Malkor on
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  • gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    imaaaaaajjjjjj

    grug on
    HOOFBEATS

    ROBIN FALLS

    WHO KNEW
  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Owenashi wrote:
    Thinking about Season 2...

    [spoiler:327551ecf5]I hope they don't turn Mr. Selatcia into some cliche 'I'm-a-supernatural-being-who-can't-bring-the-end-of-the-world-without-using-(insert main character's name here)' type of character or plot-device. No one voiced by Mark Hamill should be wasted like that.[/spoiler:327551ecf5]
    wot?

    mark hamill?

    Zephos on
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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Zephos wrote:
    Owenashi wrote:
    Thinking about Season 2...

    [spoiler:40d033841c]I hope they don't turn Mr. Selatcia into some cliche 'I'm-a-supernatural-being-who-can't-bring-the-end-of-the-world-without-using-(insert main character's name here)' type of character or plot-device. No one voiced by Mark Hamill should be wasted like that.[/spoiler:40d033841c]
    wot?

    mark hamill?

    Yeah, he does voice-acting. Didn't you hear? It's the only time he doesn't play Mark Hammil or Luke Skywalker.

    That show needs Adam West on the case.

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