Shoe is having real life time today, I think. Probably won't see an update tonight.
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RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderatormod
edited April 2008
my new sig keeps fucking me up. I'm always like "man who the fuck is th-oh wait"
and I can never find the hilarious and fresh jokes I'm always making when I go back to review them and crack myself up with how damn witty I am all the time
just crude crayon drawing of sharks and dudes getting eaten by said sharks
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StraightziHere we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered Userregular
edited April 2008
Fuck I thought of you earlier today Rank. Like while I wasn't foruming. I was thinking about sharks I think. It's a pretty normal logical leap.
I think this was also during religion class.
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RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderatormod
edited April 2008
GOD DAMN IT I AM ABOUT MORE THAN JUST GOD DANGED SHARKS
LIKE DINOSAURS AND ACCIDENTALLY GETTING CAUGHT ON FIRE AND THROWING ROCKS AT CARS AND TRYING TO DO TRICKS ON SKATEBOARDS BUT GETTING BIG DANGED BRUISES ON YOUR HIP SO THAT IS WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING TO SHOW OFF IN FRONT OF GIRLS
I GOTS MORE THAN ONE DANG DIMENSION, PEOPLE
ALSO I APPARENTLY AM INCAPABLE OF SPELLING THE WORD DANG WITHOUT ACCIDENTALLY TYPING THE WORD DAMN AND HAVING TO HIT BACKSPACE AND REDO IT
I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING NOT CUSS RIGHT
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StraightziHere we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered Userregular
edited April 2008
I think about you when I think about dinosaurs a lot too. And I sometimes think about lighters in a blender.
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RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderatormod
edited April 2008
okay that's fair
basically, I just want to be associated with "things that are stupid and/or dangerous to stand near"
GOD DAMN IT I AM ABOUT MORE THAN JUST GOD DANGED SHARKS
LIKE DINOSAURS AND ACCIDENTALLY GETTING CAUGHT ON FIRE AND THROWING ROCKS AT CARS AND TRYING TO DO TRICKS ON SKATEBOARDS BUT GETTING BIG DANGED BRUISES ON YOUR HIP SO THAT IS WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING TO SHOW OFF IN FRONT OF GIRLS
I GOTS MORE THAN ONE DANG DIMENSION, PEOPLE
ALSO I APPARENTLY AM INCAPABLE OF SPELLING THE WORD DANG WITHOUT ACCIDENTALLY TYPING THE WORD DAMN AND HAVING TO HIT BACKSPACE AND REDO IT
Once again the familiar tingle of magic surges thorugh you. Almost instantly, power rushes into your hands. Two glowing white darts spring to your fingertips and fly toward the monster attacking Caramon.
Both fiery darts strike the beast solidly in the rump. With a yelp of pain, the monster turns to face this new threat.
Gleaming red eyes stare at you in fury. The creature's great maw gnashes the air, anticipating tearing you into bits. Turn to 158.
This is the opening that Caramon has been waiting for! Without hesitation, he leaps at the monster. He lands squarely on the beast's shoulders and locks his powerful legs around its neck. Before the creature knows what is happening, Caramon slams his sword point into its brain.
Once more Caramon howls his war cry. With animal ferocity, he shoves on the blade with all his weight until the blade with all his weight until the blade, with the beast's skewered head, is buried deep in the ground.
You move to your twin brother's side, and the two of you exchange knowing glances. Once again you have triumphed as a team.
But as you stand over the monster's inert body, a cold, icy voice enters your thoughts. It seems to originate from the forest.
"Well done, my fine young men!" the voice begins. "We hope you will forgive the inconvenience, but on occasion one of our watchers becomes overzealous in the pursuits of its duty. You have seen the result. The outcome is not always so favorable for travelers such as yourselves."
The speaker pauses momentrarily. A soft, icy chuckle sends shivers up and down your spine. Then the voice continues.
"But now, seeker of the Test, we invite you to enter our humble abode. We await within the forest... to flail the meat from your miserable bones and pluck your eyes from their sockets. We long to taste your blood as we have tasted that of so many others. Come! Come!"
The voice fills your mind with cold dread. Never have you heard a sound so full of sinister foreboding. Yet a path through the forest has been opened for you. Is it nothing more than a trap set to destroy you?
Caramon glances at you nervously and awaits your decision. He has said that he will go with you, but it is clear that he wants to go home.
If you decide to brave the forest path, turn to 188. If, however, you feel certain that the path is a trap and want to seek a way around the forest, turn to 14.
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thorgotthere is special providencein the fall of a sparrowRegistered Userregular
edited April 2008
lightning bolt
brave the forest path
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StraightziHere we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered Userregular
edited April 2008
IT'S A TRAP
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So where's this update? Did Raistlin get eaten by an ogredog yet?
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and I can never find the hilarious and fresh jokes I'm always making when I go back to review them and crack myself up with how damn witty I am all the time
I think this was also during religion class.
LIKE DINOSAURS AND ACCIDENTALLY GETTING CAUGHT ON FIRE AND THROWING ROCKS AT CARS AND TRYING TO DO TRICKS ON SKATEBOARDS BUT GETTING BIG DANGED BRUISES ON YOUR HIP SO THAT IS WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING TO SHOW OFF IN FRONT OF GIRLS
I GOTS MORE THAN ONE DANG DIMENSION, PEOPLE
ALSO I APPARENTLY AM INCAPABLE OF SPELLING THE WORD DANG WITHOUT ACCIDENTALLY TYPING THE WORD DAMN AND HAVING TO HIT BACKSPACE AND REDO IT
I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING NOT CUSS RIGHT
basically, I just want to be associated with "things that are stupid and/or dangerous to stand near"
(you v. arse)
and I just thought
this dude is awesome
And not in a gay way either.
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I will be updating after my pizza gets here and I eat it
and yeah rank's an awesome dude to talk to and hang with
and he's pretty good at being bad at singing, too
but it's all i could come up with on time
I laughed, anyway
Brave the forest.
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