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Second Life, what is this bullshit?

Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
edited January 2007 in Social Entropy++
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Anshe Chung (right) before the griefing attack. Insets: The attack and two of the suspected griefers.
Virtual real estate tycoon Anshe Chung has been forced to abandon a public forum inside the 3-D online world of Second Life after virtual vandals - known as griefers - launched a phalanx of flying phalluses.

Anshe, a former language teacher from China whose real name is Ailin Graef, was appearing inside the virtual world at an event hosted by the online technology news publisher CNET.

Last month, Anshe announced that she had accumulated virtual assets worth more than $US1 million in real money, making her - by her own claim - the first virtual world millionaire.

"She is very popular, and some people don't like her," said CNET reporter Daniel Terdiman, whose Second Life avatar (online persona), GreeterDan Godel, was interviewing Anshe at the time of the attack.
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The media attention that SL continues to generate still makes me frown in despair, which is usually about how so and so made their latest virtual billion. Of course though, now that it is in the spotlight, we end up with wonderful gems in the news about giant floppy penis attacks and journalists quoting Something Awful, with complete links to SA's Second Life Safari. Mmmm, big floppy penis attacks.

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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Isn't SL kind of like Sims Online for people with less of a life than people who play Sims Online?

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited December 2006
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I bet you anything she doesn't actually look like that.

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  • JAEFJAEF Unstoppably Bald Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    No one ever assaults me with flying penises. I have to say I'm kind of disappointed.

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  • scsscsscsscs Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Pkmoutl wrote:
    I bet you anything she doesn't actually look like that.

    anshe21_wideweb__470x317,0.jpg

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited December 2006
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • GarthorGarthor Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    JAEF wrote:
    No one ever assaults me with flying penises. I have to say I'm kind of disappointed.

    Being assaulted by non-flying penises has simply become too... commonplace for you?

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited December 2006
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • ComahawkComahawk Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I got assaulted in Eve today by Stabbers, Thoraxes and Vagabonds. They are all kind of like giant flying penis'

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Comahawk wrote:
    I got assaulted in Eve today by Stabbers, Thoraxes and Vagabonds. They are all kind of like giant flying penis'


    Ha ha.


    Stabbers look like giant dildos covered in shit

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    Eve is just one big phallic gang-bang. I have to play in windowed mode and hide it every time my wife comes in the room lest she think I'm watching some sort of gay sci-fi.

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  • miguel-sanchezmiguel-sanchez Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    scsscs wrote:
    Pkmoutl wrote:
    I bet you anything she doesn't actually look like that.

    anshe21_wideweb__470x317,0.jpg
    everything is beautiful online..

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    tentacles.jpg

    Yeah, in SL it's all user content. Like this user-created tentacle-rape-monster.

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited December 2006
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    scsscs wrote:
    Pkmoutl wrote:
    I bet you anything she doesn't actually look like that.

    anshe21_wideweb__470x317,0.jpg

    CASE DISMISSED.

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Oh man, I love the Internet.

    Meiz on
  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    It's like the internet! Only with pictures! It's awesome!

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  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I haven't played SL in months

    Thank god for that

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited December 2006
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExXltE_JVgs&eurl= (NSFW, sorta)

    watch the video guys

    seriously

    the music

    oh god my face hurts from laughing

    the music

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    This was what Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy was written for.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    This was what Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy was written for.

    it is enchanting

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Ahahahaha,

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  • TM2 RampageTM2 Rampage Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Aww, the wrong ends are flopping

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    So why do people want her dead?

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  • WeeSneakWeeSneak Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Pkmoutl wrote:
    scsscs wrote:
    Pkmoutl wrote:
    I bet you anything she doesn't actually look like that.

    anshe21_wideweb__470x317,0.jpg

    CASE DISMISSED.

    Id still give her a poke, i mean, shes a fucking millionaire.

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  • TM2 RampageTM2 Rampage Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    rofl at this youtube comment
    Remember, remember, the cocks of December.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    So why do people want her dead?

    people basically hate two things about Second Life:

    1. The unbridled, disgusting, should-be-but-isn't criminal depravity of it.

    2. The pretentious self-aggrandizing bullshit.

    She pretty much personifies the latter. The former? I don't know. But probably.

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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    So why do people want her dead?

    I don't want her dead, I just said she doesn't look like that.

    Although I'd probably give her the Danza Slap(tm), given the chance.

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited December 2006
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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    Pkmoutl wrote:
    So why do people want her dead?

    I don't want her dead, I just said she doesn't look like that.

    Although I'd probably give her the Danza Slap(tm), given the chance.

    No, I mean, the comments on youtube. Some people hate her with a passion.

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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Pkmoutl wrote:
    So why do people want her dead?

    I don't want her dead, I just said she doesn't look like that.

    Although I'd probably give her the Danza Slap(tm), given the chance.
    â„¢
    alt0153

    Alt eat my dick

    Like I have time to fucking figure that shit out.

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  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Pkmoutl wrote:
    Pkmoutl wrote:
    So why do people want her dead?

    I don't want her dead, I just said she doesn't look like that.

    Although I'd probably give her the Danza Slap(tm), given the chance.
    â„¢
    alt0153

    Alt eat my dick

    Like I have time to fucking figure that shit out.

    Make me a sandwich

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited December 2006
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Favlaud wrote:
    Pkmoutl wrote:
    Pkmoutl wrote:
    So why do people want her dead?

    I don't want her dead, I just said she doesn't look like that.

    Although I'd probably give her the Danza Slap(tm), given the chance.
    â„¢
    alt0153

    Alt eat my dick

    Like I have time to fucking figure that shit out.

    Make me a sandwich
    fatty

    Sudo make me a sandwich

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    and get me some coffee

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    SL is the perfect example of what exactly will happen if we ever technologically develop to the point of full sensory or interactive VR type stuff

    people will first and foremost use it for sexual deviancy that is either physically impossible or completely illegal or both.

    and other people will defend it as "nobody's getting hurt because it's not real therefore it's not a real crime"

    it's getting into some really grey legal territory.

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  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Pony wrote:
    SL is the perfect example of what exactly will happen if we ever technologically develop to the point of full sensory or interactive VR type stuff

    people will first and foremost use it for sexual deviancy that is either physically impossible or completely illegal or both.

    and other people will defend it as "nobody's getting hurt because it's not real therefore it's not a real crime"

    it's getting into some really grey legal territory.

    Hey pony I just checked out some Emma Watson tentacle porn, Philosopher's Stone era Watson

    Wanna check it out, you can feel them squirm

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited December 2006
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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Better then Life

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