because even if they were butterfaces you get to come back to present times and say "yeah cleopatra gives shitty head, doggs" and high five a bro or whatever the fuck you wanna do I don't know
if I had a time machine I would probably just go buy a few Action Comics #1's or something
famous people still won't fuck you, even in the distant past
Stop on the way back, Amazing Fantasy #15
that's a given
but I wouldn't sell that
but I'll sell a bunch of superman
fuck that guy
As long as we're on the same page, here
There's a handful of other first issues I'd grab.
Not for the money, for the sentimental value of having them. Mainly because they're worth like 100 bucks max
As somebody already mentioned, Cleopatra was a butterface. But she ruled Egypt, a land rich in grain, and Rome had a vested interest in the land. She's famous because she seduced two famous men and then died when everything went to shit.
Shakespeare planted the seed of her being beautiful, and that was further reinforced by having Elizabeth Taylor play her in "Antony and Cleopatra"
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but you could get a mustache ride from bismarck
decisions
no
I was postulating on a whim who the king I was referring to could have been
it could be Magna VonCarta for all I know
Hear me out.
I figure, with a mug like that, she must be a fucking freak in bed.
And I bet I could get a three way going with her and churchhill, and you know that he could add english wit and flair to anything.
there are pictures and apparently a movie of her sucking a dick
then they'd be all "shall we launch 1000 ships over uh... that face..."
and dude would be all "nah"
famous people still won't fuck you, even in the distant past
I will fuck you in the loo, I will fuck you in the doorway, I will fuck you in the streets
I can't control the way I post.
Sometimes, amongst all the shit I post, I can find something good.
It's hit an miss.
I don't know
Martha Washington
except she had talent
Stop on the way back, Amazing Fantasy #15
and looks
if in a hundred years people no longer consider marilyn monroe hot
the future is a truly dismal place
or amazing
does not compute
that's a given
but I wouldn't sell that
but I'll sell a bunch of superman
fuck that guy
yeah that too
I could be wrong though.
otherwise he would have been firing rockets all over Fidel Castro's beard.
pip what is your opinion of marilyn monroe
I didn't even know she was relevant anymore
get the fuck out and read Birthright
was there one passable superman comic?
she was quite attractive
or Man Of Steel
which is the only good thing John Byrne's ever done
ahahahah
yeah she was
coulda done without the mole though
red son, kingdom come, what ever happened to the man of tomorrow, new frontier
thank you, redhead
As long as we're on the same page, here
There's a handful of other first issues I'd grab.
Not for the money, for the sentimental value of having them. Mainly because they're worth like 100 bucks max
Hitman #34
i mean, an invincible super hero is kinda boring. Most of the time it's superman vs his emo self
But that's because I'm poor and the library doesn't have them
AWHRWARGAWR
where's jordyn
Shakespeare planted the seed of her being beautiful, and that was further reinforced by having Elizabeth Taylor play her in "Antony and Cleopatra"