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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Marilyn Monroe did a sex tape

    And somebody is surprised

    That's the surprising part

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    You'd think you'd want to share that with the world.

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    NORNOR Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    You'd think you'd want to share that with the world.

    I would.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    For free?

    I don't think I would do it for free.

    But I'd sell it for like 10 bucks.

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    NORNOR Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Well duh.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I don't understand, if you're willing to bang Monroe and film it how come you won't sell it to the world

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    the economy is already in shambles

    like people really need to be paying for this

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    if i were the dude

    i woulda let everyone see it was me

    hi5 the camera at the end

    because damn

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    if i were the dude

    i woulda let everyone see it was me

    hi5 the camera at the end

    because damn

    Unless of course you were John Fitzgerald Kennedy

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    150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    This thread is big news

    And it figures that a thread related to knob slobbering would be made by none other than Callius

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    So I've got some rope if you lot feel like rounding up some torches and pitchforks.

    This doesn't have the potential that my plan does. My plan involves a monster truck for Rank and some head for Geek.

    ...wait, what?

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    150cc wrote: »
    This thread is big news

    And it figures that a thread related to knob slobbering would be made by none other than Callius
    I'm glad I can please.

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    A CrowA Crow Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    if i were the dude

    i woulda let everyone see it was me

    hi5 the camera at the end

    because damn

    Unless of course you were John Fitzgerald Kennedy

    Then you hi5 the pope infront of the camera.

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    So did Marilyn have a period in her career where she did porn or was an escort or something or do you think someone just had a kink and she fulfilled it?

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I think the basic situation was that JFK was the President and also an unstoppable fuck-bot. There's really not much you can do to resist that particular combination.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    So I've got some rope if you lot feel like rounding up some torches and pitchforks.

    This doesn't have the potential that my plan does. My plan involves a monster truck for Rank and some head for Geek.

    ...wait, what?

    The Geek wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »

    I'm the tiny asian that you sneak into the vault in a lockbox.

    And I'll form the head!

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    150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    150cc wrote: »
    This thread is big news

    And it figures that a thread related to knob slobbering would be made by none other than Callius
    I'm glad I can please.

    <3 Callius

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited April 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    So I've got some rope if you lot feel like rounding up some torches and pitchforks.

    This doesn't have the potential that my plan does. My plan involves a monster truck for Rank and some head for Geek.

    ...wait, what?

    An action involving the sucking and licking of your penis by a mouth belonging to, in this instance, Mysst.

    Larlar on
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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    So I've got some rope if you lot feel like rounding up some torches and pitchforks.

    This doesn't have the potential that my plan does. My plan involves a monster truck for Rank and some head for Geek.

    ...wait, what?

    An action involving the sucking and licking of your penis by a mouth belonging to, in this instance, Mysst.

    Man, don't be putting dicks in my mouth.

    I mean words.

    Look, just don't do it.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Well which is it Mysst?

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Both, I plan on having and eating cake.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited April 2008
    It's spelled cock.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    It's spelled cock.

    Maybe that's what you're eating...

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    A CrowA Crow Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    It's spelled cock.

    ZING

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    MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    A Crow wrote: »
    Dude, Tank, find the dude, and push a Hot Dog cart on him. It worked in Sleepers

    But being raped by Kevin Bacon is quite the cost to pay.

    does not compute

    I take it you haven't seen Sleepers?

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