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[Phalla] Phallastar Phallactica - Game Over: Colonial Fleet Wins!

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    FreeAgent wrote: »
    You seem to be mistaken.

    I AM the Hat, and belong only to myself.
    Why, what is upon my brow then?

    DevoutlyApathetic on
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    FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    FreeAgent wrote: »
    You seem to be mistaken.

    I AM the Hat, and belong only to myself.
    Why, what is upon my brow then?

    Mutually symbiotic, I would say.

    FreeAgent on
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    PsychoLarry1PsychoLarry1 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    FreeAgent wrote: »
    You seem to be mistaken.

    I AM the Hat, and belong only to myself.
    Why, what is upon my brow then?
    Because you're evil like always?

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    FreeAgent wrote: »
    You seem to be mistaken.

    I AM the Hat, and belong only to myself.
    Why, what is upon my brow then?
    Because you're evil like always?

    I wasn't evil last game!

    Even then, I'm not sure what you're implying....perhaps that I have hollowed out FreeAgent and now wear him as a not so subtle disguise?

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    FreeAgent wrote: »
    Mutually symbiotic, I would say.
    That's true. Unfortunately coming back from the dead in this game is not going to go as well as last game.

    DevoutlyApathetic on
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    FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    FreeAgent wrote: »
    You seem to be mistaken.

    I AM the Hat, and belong only to myself.
    Why, what is upon my brow then?
    Because you're evil like always?

    I wasn't evil last game!

    Even then, I'm not sure what you're implying....perhaps that I have hollowed out FreeAgent and now wear him as a not so subtle disguise?

    That can't be it.

    How would one hollow out a hat, exactly?

    It seems... redundant.

    FreeAgent on
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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I just have to say it, but its odd seeing DA without his evil red avatar. I feel like DA has changed.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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    FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    FreeAgent wrote: »
    Mutually symbiotic, I would say.
    That's true. Unfortunately coming back from the dead in this game is not going to go as well as last game.

    Yeah, I'm not sure how we could manage that. It's not like we're going to stop and collect the charred corpses from the debris of destroyed ships. And the Cylons aren't Borg or anything.

    They aren't, right?

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I just have to say it, but its odd seeing DA without his evil red avatar. I feel like DA has changed.
    I've become good, 100% of the time while wearing this avatar!

    DevoutlyApathetic on
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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    FreeAgent wrote: »
    FreeAgent wrote: »
    Mutually symbiotic, I would say.
    That's true. Unfortunately coming back from the dead in this game is not going to go as well as last game.

    Yeah, I'm not sure how we could manage that. It's not like we're going to stop and collect the charred corpses from the debris of destroyed ships. And the Cylons aren't Borg or anything.

    They aren't, right?

    Nope. There are cylons made of fleshy bits but they're "born" that way.

    Of course, when they die they can just download their brains into a new body and be all cool with it. So yeah, coming back from the dead is not a good thing in this game. It's kinda like the mark of Cain or someshit.

    Also, re:Hollow Hats: I find silk linings offensive. (or...I dunno.)

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I just have to say it, but its odd seeing DA without his evil red avatar. I feel like DA has changed.
    I've become good, 100% of the time while wearing this avatar!

    It does look pretty.

    :winky:

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    It does look pretty.

    :winky:
    Awwww....

    Just so long as it doesn't look cute. That leads to bad things I hear.

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    It does look pretty.

    :winky:
    Awwww....

    Just so long as it doesn't look cute. That leads to bad things I hear.

    It's bad at first but then it becomes very good.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    So what happened today? Anything interesting? I'm dreading going through the thread.

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    So what happened today? Anything interesting? I'm dreading going through the thread.

    No not really, Kin33 just acting weird and a whole bunch of seriously jokes whenever Seriously posted.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Seriously?

    I'm all drained from the stupidity that is the PA primary. I think I'll go do some work here and ignore it for awhile.

    Stupid Old People.

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    Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Guys, guys, Kin33 obviously wants us to vote for him. I mean clearly he is part of a mason group and he plans on giving us the name of his buddy after vote-close but before narration so that when he dies Good all the specials can contact Mr. Kin's buddy and we can get this network rolling. Or of course he is a thrall whom ability works even unto death and his buddy plans on killing all the squishy specials who contact him.

    Also, Obbi to remain in office.
    Totally a grudge-vote from Xenophalla

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    Kin33Kin33 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Last Son wrote: »
    Guys, guys, Kin33 obviously wants us to vote for him. I mean clearly he is part of a mason group and he plans on giving us the name of his buddy after vote-close but before narration so that when he dies Good all the specials can contact Mr. Kin's buddy and we can get this network rolling. Or of course he is a thrall whom ability works even unto death and his buddy plans on killing all the squishy specials who contact him.

    Also, Obbi to remain in office.
    Totally a grudge-vote from Xenophalla

    Hey, I seered Last Son.

    Hes a cylon. Seriously.

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    Crono729Crono729 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I never know what to make of day 1 shenanigans. I'll hop on the !Kin33 bandwagon, but I see no reason to reelect the current leaders for free.

    I want some information! What have you done for me lately?

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    SepahSepah Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    As a concerned citizen, I'd like the security on the Celestra to be beefed up, as well as increased protection from the fleet. We're doing vital work here, people!

    Since Obbi and Mr. Blarney haven't really had much of a chance to prove themselves asthey just entered office, but Blarney is at least making an effort, I'll !Vote Mr. Blarney.

    Obbi has to earn his reelection still. Until he does, I'll submit myself as the worthiest candidate for President.

    A vote for !Sepah is a vote for free robot-lethal cookies for everyone!

    I was going to vote Maximus for the treachery of inactivity, but then he posted, ruining the whole idea. So, !Kin33.

    I don't really think he's a Cylon, so if one of the robots would be so kind as to non-jokingly identify themselves as a toaster, we can get the game started off right.

    Sepah on
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    FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    So you claim these cookies are lethal to robots, however harmless to humans.

    Explain how this is possible.

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    SepahSepah Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    FreeAgent wrote: »
    So you claim these cookies are lethal to robots, however harmless to humans.

    Explain how this is possible.

    Science!

    Also, magic.

    Sepah on
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    MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Man, my sleep patterns are all kinds of messed up.

    I guess Bliss 101 and Hylianbunny missed my clarification requests earlier, since they haven't been answered yet. Regardless, I think El Skid's idea of distributing out people to the ships is good: two on each of the Government / Civilian ships and three to four on each of the others. Too many people on a single vessel will hinder our ability to find enemies in the case of an unexpected player death, and spreading things like this may deter unlawful activity. From what I've seen so far, I don't see any need to put out specific orders for everyone to follow. If the threat of Cylon attack becomes more severe, however, I may request your compliance in movement orders.

    I'm going to withhold my votes for now, but I would like to thank everyone who has voted for giving myself and Obbi a chance to prove ourselves in our respective positions. I won't let you down.

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Well, I'm disappointed that my chosen candidates did not win, but I'm happy to let !Mr. Blarney and !Obbi stay in power for another day or two.

    Also precisionk, we had better be getting bucket seats and furry dice on the good ship Daru Mozu or you may not be captain for long. If you know what I mean.

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    FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Wildcat wrote: »
    Well, I'm disappointed that my chosen candidates did not win, but I'm happy to let !Mr. Blarney and !Obbi stay in power for another day or two.

    Also precisionk, we had better be getting bucket seats and furry dice on the good ship Daru Mozu or you may not be captain for long. If you know what I mean.

    Be wary around airlocks, Wildcat.

    Don't provoke slumbering bears.

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    Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    If you provoke slumbering bears, they eat you.
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    FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    So it would appear.

    FreeAgent on
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    Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I'm still surprised no one has fishheaded that picture of me in the fez.

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    FreeAgent wrote: »
    Wildcat wrote: »
    Well, I'm disappointed that my chosen candidates did not win, but I'm happy to let !Mr. Blarney and !Obbi stay in power for another day or two.

    Also precisionk, we had better be getting bucket seats and furry dice on the good ship Daru Mozu or you may not be captain for long. If you know what I mean.

    Be wary around airlocks, Wildcat.

    Don't provoke slumbering bears.

    Ah, what's he going to do, kill me and wear my skin as a suit?

    Oh.

    Wildcat on
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    FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Wildcat wrote: »
    FreeAgent wrote: »
    Wildcat wrote: »
    Well, I'm disappointed that my chosen candidates did not win, but I'm happy to let !Mr. Blarney and !Obbi stay in power for another day or two.

    Also precisionk, we had better be getting bucket seats and furry dice on the good ship Daru Mozu or you may not be captain for long. If you know what I mean.

    Be wary around airlocks, Wildcat.

    Don't provoke slumbering bears.

    Ah, what's he going to do, kill me and wear my skin as a suit?

    Oh.

    Exactly. Basically what I'm saying is this:

    Imagine a coin. On one side, you have well cushioned bucket seats and other disco-era accoutrements. On the other, you have yourself hurtling headlong into a super massive black hole, in incredible amounts of pain.

    And the coin is the Daru Mozu.

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    ...

    Hail Captain precisionk!

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    Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    MrBlarney wrote: »
    Man, my sleep patterns are all kinds of messed up.

    I guess Bliss 101 and Hylianbunny missed my clarification requests earlier, since they haven't been answered yet. Regardless, I think El Skid's idea of distributing out people to the ships is good: two on each of the Government / Civilian ships and three to four on each of the others. Too many people on a single vessel will hinder our ability to find enemies in the case of an unexpected player death, and spreading things like this may deter unlawful activity. From what I've seen so far, I don't see any need to put out specific orders for everyone to follow. If the threat of Cylon attack becomes more severe, however, I may request your compliance in movement orders.

    I'm going to withhold my votes for now, but I would like to thank everyone who has voted for giving myself and Obbi a chance to prove ourselves in our respective positions. I won't let you down.

    I've been in a deep, deep sleep. Going through the multitude of PMs now.

    Bliss 101 on
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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    For now my red vote is going to !kin33, I will possibly change it later on.

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Seriously wrote: »
    Spaik, people are saying you outed yourself as well.

    Is this true? If so, could you point out the post where you revealed?

    Page 16erino

    spaik wrote: »
    Kin33 wrote: »
    TehSpectre cause we are both evil and on the same team...

    Kin33 because I kick ass and you all know it.

    Hopefully RU doesn't win. I don't want to have to live under his heavy handed rule again.

    !TehSpectre because he's an UPSTANDING AND MORAL GUY.

    Seriously, he is.

    !Kin33 because fuck you guys on your big tough ships, while we get shitty civvie ships. Let's not forget that democracy is a representation of the people... The every day citizen, not just you elite mother fuckers. Our (MACHINE) voices shall be heard.

    But the two are friends, so if its a shared joke... *shrugs*

    Egos on
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    Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    1. Are the military ships' effectivenesses affected by the number of people aboard them? What about the other ships in the fleet (Research, Industrial, Civilian)?

    2. For the Admiral and Presidential votes, how to abstained votes count? Are they not counted in the final tally as for anyone, or are they counted as toward the incumbent players?


    1. Their hull strength is affected by the number of Engineers aboard the ship, that's all. The only things affecting the military effectiveness of a Military Ship are possible upgrades from the Research ships and experience gained by destroying a Cylon Basestar.

    Note that it's technically possible for Engineers to be the only thing holding a ship together, so that if they die or something, the ship is lost.

    2. I wasn't planning to, but I'm gonna make things easier for everyone: abstained President and Admiral votes will count towards the incumbents.

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    Romantic UndeadRomantic Undead Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    'Mornin Phalluses.

    So do you guys need me to move ships? 'Cause I like it here, I have my own room with an old poster of Sandra Wilde and everything. Plus I'm lazy. And depressed because I didn't have the photoshop skillzs to get elected president. I'm just gonna stay here and listen to Linkin Park for a while.

    Craaaaaawling iiiiiin my skiiiiiiin....:whistle:

    Romantic Undead on
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    Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Clarification: Normally, a player's role and manner of death will be reported in the narration when they die, but not the name of the faction/special who killed them. There may be exceptions.

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I need someone to red vote. Who isn't kin33.

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    Kin33Kin33 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    spaik told me he was a cylon.

    Guys, I'm an engineer not a cylon. I'm like Galen. I fix stuff and help the fleet(but there should only be 3 of us per ship). When I die to the vote won't your faces be red. You'll have killing me, a guy who can fix ships, over spaik, a cylon who can destroy ships. Oh, ho, ho, ho won't your faces be red.
    And I'm a seer. Oh yes.

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    So you're an engineer ... and a seer ... mm-hmm?

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