DarkPrimus <-YOUR TURN
Edcrab
fadingathedges
Stew_Stick
FreeAgent
The Lord of Hats
Primus is first and can play a card as soon as he wishes. Speaking of card posting, if you do not post a card in 24 hours on your turn, I'm posting one from your hand at random. You don't want that.
Also, if it is your turn, you may play a card, don't wait for me to update. I will update as quickly as possible, however. At the end of each round, you will receive a card in PM. So, you may want to wait if you're top of the turn order.
EvilBadmanDO NOT TRUST THIS MANRegistered Userregular
edited April 2008
Edcrab's research has lead to the discovery that The Lord of Hats is a Skrull, and must post in Lime Green Text! Meanwhile, Fading deploys his starpower, forcing all Blanks to require 1-5 sweet lens flares.
DarkPrimus: Drawing Double Cards
Edcrab
fadingathedges
Stew_Stick <---GO NOW
FreeAgent
The Lord of Hats: Skrull
Status Effects: All Blank cards now have to include 1-5 lensflares.
EvilBadmanDO NOT TRUST THIS MANRegistered Userregular
edited April 2008
In true Senate fashion, the vote will occur during the rest of this round. Furthermore, you must vote prior to playing your next card, or it will be ignored. There will be no filibustering.
VOTE: Photoshop Effects are optional. 1-YAY, 1-NAY
DarkPrimus: Drawing Double Cards
Edcrab
fadingathedges
Stew_Stick
FreeAgent <---GO NOW
The Lord of Hats: Skrull (Must Post in Lime)
Status Effects: All Blank cards now have to include 1-5 lensflares.
EvilBadmanDO NOT TRUST THIS MANRegistered Userregular
edited April 2008
The Senate vote hits a deadlock, while Skrull Hats decides that he doesn't like Giant Horse Dick this evening. He enables his secret powers, allowing a card of his choice that targets him to target someone else randomly. It does not retroactively save him from aforementioned Equine Cock. Round 2 Draws in going out now, with Primus receiving two cards.
ROUND TWO:
DarkPrimus: Drawing Double Cards <---GO NOW
Edcrab
fadingathedges
Stew_Stick
FreeAgent
The Lord of Hats: Skrull (Must Post in Lime); A card of his choice targeting him targets another player at random.
Status Effects: All Blank cards now have to include 1-5 lensflares. SENATE VOTE: Photoshop Effects are optional. 3-YAY, 3-NAY
EvilBadmanDO NOT TRUST THIS MANRegistered Userregular
edited April 2008
Primus continues setting up circus nets for his high flying escapades, now gaining points whenever something would cause him to lose points. Edcrab is now Thieving Bastard, stealing extra card draws 50% of the time.
ROUND TWO:
DarkPrimus: Drawing Double Cards, Loss of Points = Gain of Points
Edcrab: Thieving Bastard (Steals Bonus Draws 50% of the time)
fadingathedges <---GO NOW
Stew_Stick
FreeAgent
The Lord of Hats: Skrull (Must Post in Lime); A card of his choice targeting him targets another player at random.
Status Effects: All Blank cards now have to include 1-5 lensflares. SENATE VOTE: Photoshop Effects are optional. 3-YAY, 3-NAY
I'll target DarkPrimus, Double or Nothing + a random card from hand.
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EvilBadmanDO NOT TRUST THIS MANRegistered Userregular
edited April 2008
Lots of theft occurring now as Fading steals Primus' Double or Nothing and a random card from Primus' hand. Check your PMs monkeys for the exchange.
DarkPrimus: Pitiable Foo', Loss of Points = Gain of Points
Edcrab: Thieving Bastard (Steals Bonus Draws 50% of the time)
fadingathedges: Drawing Double Cards
Stew_Stick <---GO NOW
FreeAgent
The Lord of Hats: Skrull (Must Post in Lime); A card of his choice targeting him targets another player at random.
Status Effects: All Blank cards now have to include 1-5 lensflares. SENATE VOTE: Photoshop Effects are optional. 3-YAY, 3-NAY
It appears that too many cards have been played to plan for the future.
I believe redistribution of wealth is in order.
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EvilBadmanDO NOT TRUST THIS MANRegistered Userregular
edited April 2008
Ok, so Stew gets to chill out in a museum. Maybe he'll run into Ben Stiller, who knows, right? Also, Edcrab doesn't discard anything because he doesn't have any cards in Ancient Greek. Take that, Dr. Jones! Agent does a fantastic job of cocking everything up with hand wealth redistribution. What a jerk.
New Shuffled Hand Results in your PMs! Get going, Hats!
Please remember your Lens Flares, kids. I'm counting Sean as his head is bright enough to make one naturally. Same goes for Mr T's bling.
DarkPrimus: Pitiable Foo', Loss of Points = Gain of Points
Edcrab: Thieving Bastard (Steals Bonus Draws 50% of the time)
fadingathedges: Drawing Double Cards
Stew_Stick: In a Museum (Immune to effects until Round 4 begins.)
FreeAgent
The Lord of Hats: Skrull (Must Post in Lime); A card of his choice targeting him targets another player at random. <---GO NOW
Status Effects: All Blank cards now have to include 1-5 lensflares. SENATE VOTE: Photoshop Effects are optional. 3-YAY, 3-NAY
So now we're singing in verse,
it feels a lot like a curse,
and you have me to blame!
What a wonderful game!
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EvilBadmanDO NOT TRUST THIS MANRegistered Userregular
edited April 2008
What a Twist,
With a flick of the wrist,
Hats does treat all
The gift of musical.
ROUND 3:
DarkPrimus: Pitiable Foo', Loss of Points = Gain of Points <---GO NOW
Edcrab: Thieving Bastard (Steals Bonus Draws 50% of the time)
fadingathedges: Drawing Double Cards
Stew_Stick: In a Museum (Immune to effects until Round 4 begins.)
FreeAgent
The Lord of Hats: Skrull (Must Post in Lime); A card of his choice targeting him targets another player at random.
Status Effects: All Blank cards now have to include 1-5 lensflares; Musical (All players must Rhyme. 4 Rhymes to a Verse. +10 to the first to create a decent Chorus.)
SENATE VOTE: Photoshop Effects are optional. 3-YAY, 3-NAY[/quote]
EvilBadmanDO NOT TRUST THIS MANRegistered Userregular
edited April 2008
B.A. sedated on a plane
Primus drawing Double Again
Steals a card from Fading's Hand
and sang a chorus easily panned
DarkPrimus: Drawing Double Cards, Loss of Points = Gain of Points
Edcrab: Thieving Bastard (Steals Bonus Draws 50% of the time) <---GO NOW
fadingathedges:
Stew_Stick: In a Museum (Immune to effects until Round 4 begins.)
FreeAgent
The Lord of Hats: Skrull (Must Post in Lime); A card of his choice targeting him targets another player at random.
Status Effects: All Blank cards now have to include 1-5 lensflares; Musical (All players must Rhyme. 4 Rhymes to a Verse. +10 to the first to create a decent Chorus.)
SENATE VOTE: Photoshop Effects are optional. 3-YAY, 3-NAY
I played the Tone Deaf Copout card
This rhyming shit was way too hard
Future text will be on my own terms
So my apologies ladies and germs
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EvilBadmanDO NOT TRUST THIS MANRegistered Userregular
edited April 2008
Edcrab is from singing immune
Expect some retaliation soon
Except not, there's no flair
on that blank card there.
CARD IGNORED. NO LENSFLARE. NEXT PLAYER PLEASE.
DarkPrimus: Drawing Double Cards, Loss of Points = Gain of Points
Edcrab: Thieving Bastard (Steals Bonus Draws 50% of the time)
fadingathedges: <---GO NOW
Stew_Stick: In a Museum (Immune to effects until Round 4 begins.)
FreeAgent
The Lord of Hats: Skrull (Must Post in Lime); A card of his choice targeting him targets another player at random.
Status Effects: All Blank cards now have to include 1-5 lensflares; Musical (All players must Rhyme. 4 Rhymes to a Verse. +10 to the first to create a decent Chorus.)
SENATE VOTE: Photoshop Effects are optional. 3-YAY, 3-NAY
Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes - it's a duck blur
You might solve a mystery or rewrite history
Duck Tales, Oo-oo
Tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales, oo-oo
D-d-d-danger, watch behind you - there's a stranger out to find you
What to do? Just grab onto some Duck Tales, oo-oo!
Not pony tails or cotton tails but Duck Tales, oo-oo!
When it seems they're headed for the final curtain
Bold deduction never fails, that's for certain
The worst of messes become successes!
Duck Tales, Oo-oo
Tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales, oo-oo
Not pony tails or cotton tails but Duck Tales, oo-oo!
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EvilBadmanDO NOT TRUST THIS MANRegistered Userregular
edited April 2008
Awesome.
Jawsome.
Awesome.
Jawsome.
Those of you wishing to buy a draw MUST announce such in THIS THREAD.
DarkPrimus: 1000 Point$; Drawing Double Cards, Loss of Points = Gain of Points
Edcrab: 1000 Point$;Thieving Bastard (Steals Bonus Draws 50% of the time)
fadingathedges: 1000 Point$
Stew_Stick: In a Museum (Immune to effects until Round 4 begins.) <---GO NOW
FreeAgent: 1000 Point$
The Lord of Hats: 1000 Point$; Skrull (Must Post in Lime); A card of his choice targeting him targets another player at random.
Status Effects:
All Blank cards now have to include 1-5 lensflares
Musical (All players must Rhyme. 4 Rhymes to a Verse. +10 to the first to create a decent Chorus.)
Points are now Currency (500 point$ = Draw)
SENATE VOTE: Photoshop Effects are optional. 3-YAY, 3-NAY
This card I made,
Not from a stone of jade.
But with MSPaint,
A poor card this ain't.
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EvilBadmanDO NOT TRUST THIS MANRegistered Userregular
edited April 2008
A witty play by Stew
Too bad it won't do.
He's stuck in a museum
Please wave if you see him.
DarkPrimus: 1000 Point$; Drawing Double Cards, Loss of Points = Gain of Points
Edcrab: 1000 Point$;Thieving Bastard (Steals Bonus Draws 50% of the time)
fadingathedges: 1000 Point$
Stew_Stick: In a Museum (Immune to effects until Round 4 begins.)
FreeAgent: 1000 Point$ <---GO NOW
The Lord of Hats: 1000 Point$; Skrull (Must Post in Lime); A card of his choice targeting him targets another player at random.
Status Effects:
* All Blank cards now have to include 1-5 lensflares
* Musical (All players must Rhyme. 4 Rhymes to a Verse. +10 to the first to create a decent Chorus.)
* Points are now Currency (500 point$ = Draw)
SENATE VOTE: Photoshop Effects are optional. 3-YAY, 3-NAY
Posts
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
DarkPrimus: Drawing Double Cards
Edcrab <---GO NOW
fadingathedges
Stew_Stick
FreeAgent
The Lord of Hats
Status Effects:
DarkPrimus: Drawing Double Cards
Edcrab
fadingathedges
Stew_Stick <---GO NOW
FreeAgent
The Lord of Hats: Skrull
Status Effects: All Blank cards now have to include 1-5 lensflares.
All photoshop effects are now optional for the entirity of the game. MSPaint for life.
NAY!
VOTE: Photoshop Effects are optional. 1-YAY, 1-NAY
DarkPrimus: Drawing Double Cards
Edcrab
fadingathedges
Stew_Stick
FreeAgent <---GO NOW
The Lord of Hats: Skrull (Must Post in Lime)
Status Effects: All Blank cards now have to include 1-5 lensflares.
There will be more lens flares than you even know what to do with.
Well then, you couldn't play blank cards...
I vote Nay!
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
"Never, puny earthling!
And for starters, that previous card... I'm gonna choose to send that to someone else. "
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
Yeah, I'll discard. I have my dignity, at least.
ROUND TWO:
DarkPrimus: Drawing Double Cards <---GO NOW
Edcrab
fadingathedges
Stew_Stick
FreeAgent
The Lord of Hats: Skrull (Must Post in Lime); A card of his choice targeting him targets another player at random.
Status Effects: All Blank cards now have to include 1-5 lensflares.
SENATE VOTE: Photoshop Effects are optional. 3-YAY, 3-NAY
Phoenix Wright can summon lensflares at will.
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
ROUND TWO:
DarkPrimus: Drawing Double Cards, Loss of Points = Gain of Points
Edcrab: Thieving Bastard (Steals Bonus Draws 50% of the time)
fadingathedges <---GO NOW
Stew_Stick
FreeAgent
The Lord of Hats: Skrull (Must Post in Lime); A card of his choice targeting him targets another player at random.
Status Effects: All Blank cards now have to include 1-5 lensflares.
SENATE VOTE: Photoshop Effects are optional. 3-YAY, 3-NAY
I'll target DarkPrimus, Double or Nothing + a random card from hand.
DarkPrimus: Pitiable Foo', Loss of Points = Gain of Points
Edcrab: Thieving Bastard (Steals Bonus Draws 50% of the time)
fadingathedges: Drawing Double Cards
Stew_Stick <---GO NOW
FreeAgent
The Lord of Hats: Skrull (Must Post in Lime); A card of his choice targeting him targets another player at random.
Status Effects: All Blank cards now have to include 1-5 lensflares.
SENATE VOTE: Photoshop Effects are optional. 3-YAY, 3-NAY
Stew_stick belongs in a museum!
Edcrab must disard 1 to 10 cards in Ancient Greek.
edit: for Dark Primus.
edit2: goddamit
edit3: sweet success.
I believe redistribution of wealth is in order.
New Shuffled Hand Results in your PMs! Get going, Hats!
Please remember your Lens Flares, kids. I'm counting Sean as his head is bright enough to make one naturally. Same goes for Mr T's bling.
DarkPrimus: Pitiable Foo', Loss of Points = Gain of Points
Edcrab: Thieving Bastard (Steals Bonus Draws 50% of the time)
fadingathedges: Drawing Double Cards
Stew_Stick: In a Museum (Immune to effects until Round 4 begins.)
FreeAgent
The Lord of Hats: Skrull (Must Post in Lime); A card of his choice targeting him targets another player at random. <---GO NOW
Status Effects: All Blank cards now have to include 1-5 lensflares.
SENATE VOTE: Photoshop Effects are optional. 3-YAY, 3-NAY
So now we're singing in verse,
it feels a lot like a curse,
and you have me to blame!
What a wonderful game!
With a flick of the wrist,
Hats does treat all
The gift of musical.
ROUND 3:
DarkPrimus: Pitiable Foo', Loss of Points = Gain of Points <---GO NOW
Edcrab: Thieving Bastard (Steals Bonus Draws 50% of the time)
fadingathedges: Drawing Double Cards
Stew_Stick: In a Museum (Immune to effects until Round 4 begins.)
FreeAgent
The Lord of Hats: Skrull (Must Post in Lime); A card of his choice targeting him targets another player at random.
Status Effects: All Blank cards now have to include 1-5 lensflares; Musical (All players must Rhyme. 4 Rhymes to a Verse. +10 to the first to create a decent Chorus.)
SENATE VOTE: Photoshop Effects are optional. 3-YAY, 3-NAY[/quote]
B.A.'s pecs are rock hard
To counter him I gotta play a card
How do you stop a man like a walking tank
Just open his drink and drop in a tranq
Chorus:
Playing a card gaaaame
Whooooaaah
This game is insaaaane
Whoooooooo oooooh
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
Primus drawing Double Again
Steals a card from Fading's Hand
and sang a chorus easily panned
DarkPrimus: Drawing Double Cards, Loss of Points = Gain of Points
Edcrab: Thieving Bastard (Steals Bonus Draws 50% of the time) <---GO NOW
fadingathedges:
Stew_Stick: In a Museum (Immune to effects until Round 4 begins.)
FreeAgent
The Lord of Hats: Skrull (Must Post in Lime); A card of his choice targeting him targets another player at random.
Status Effects: All Blank cards now have to include 1-5 lensflares; Musical (All players must Rhyme. 4 Rhymes to a Verse. +10 to the first to create a decent Chorus.)
SENATE VOTE: Photoshop Effects are optional. 3-YAY, 3-NAY
I played the Tone Deaf Copout card
This rhyming shit was way too hard
Future text will be on my own terms
So my apologies ladies and germs
Expect some retaliation soon
Except not, there's no flair
on that blank card there.
CARD IGNORED. NO LENSFLARE. NEXT PLAYER PLEASE.
DarkPrimus: Drawing Double Cards, Loss of Points = Gain of Points
Edcrab: Thieving Bastard (Steals Bonus Draws 50% of the time)
fadingathedges: <---GO NOW
Stew_Stick: In a Museum (Immune to effects until Round 4 begins.)
FreeAgent
The Lord of Hats: Skrull (Must Post in Lime); A card of his choice targeting him targets another player at random.
Status Effects: All Blank cards now have to include 1-5 lensflares; Musical (All players must Rhyme. 4 Rhymes to a Verse. +10 to the first to create a decent Chorus.)
SENATE VOTE: Photoshop Effects are optional. 3-YAY, 3-NAY
Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes - it's a duck blur
You might solve a mystery or rewrite history
Duck Tales, Oo-oo
Tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales, oo-oo
D-d-d-danger, watch behind you - there's a stranger out to find you
What to do? Just grab onto some Duck Tales, oo-oo!
Not pony tails or cotton tails but Duck Tales, oo-oo!
When it seems they're headed for the final curtain
Bold deduction never fails, that's for certain
The worst of messes become successes!
Duck Tales, Oo-oo
Tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales, oo-oo
Not pony tails or cotton tails but Duck Tales, oo-oo!
Jawsome.
Awesome.
Jawsome.
Those of you wishing to buy a draw MUST announce such in THIS THREAD.
DarkPrimus: 1000 Point$; Drawing Double Cards, Loss of Points = Gain of Points
Edcrab: 1000 Point$;Thieving Bastard (Steals Bonus Draws 50% of the time)
fadingathedges: 1000 Point$
Stew_Stick: In a Museum (Immune to effects until Round 4 begins.) <---GO NOW
FreeAgent: 1000 Point$
The Lord of Hats: 1000 Point$; Skrull (Must Post in Lime); A card of his choice targeting him targets another player at random.
Status Effects:
SENATE VOTE: Photoshop Effects are optional. 3-YAY, 3-NAY
This card I made,
Not from a stone of jade.
But with MSPaint,
A poor card this ain't.
Too bad it won't do.
He's stuck in a museum
Please wave if you see him.
DarkPrimus: 1000 Point$; Drawing Double Cards, Loss of Points = Gain of Points
Edcrab: 1000 Point$;Thieving Bastard (Steals Bonus Draws 50% of the time)
fadingathedges: 1000 Point$
Stew_Stick: In a Museum (Immune to effects until Round 4 begins.)
FreeAgent: 1000 Point$ <---GO NOW
The Lord of Hats: 1000 Point$; Skrull (Must Post in Lime); A card of his choice targeting him targets another player at random.
Status Effects:
* All Blank cards now have to include 1-5 lensflares
* Musical (All players must Rhyme. 4 Rhymes to a Verse. +10 to the first to create a decent Chorus.)
* Points are now Currency (500 point$ = Draw)
SENATE VOTE: Photoshop Effects are optional. 3-YAY, 3-NAY
Due to excess Senatorial deadlock,
The foundation of the game is rocked.
Resolution of this will be hard,
But to assist, I play a card.