So, I don't understand the assumption that NASA would cover up the existence of life on Mars. It would seem more likely that they would be trumpeting that news out 24 hours a day to whoever will listen. Such a discovery would lend new relevance to spending massive amounts of money on space travel.
Are people too fucking retarded to notice when they're posting an article from a fucking tabloid? Jesus christ. The words "according to a Mars expert" should tip you off, for one thing.
Are people too fucking retarded to notice when they're posting an article from a fucking tabloid? Jesus christ. The words "according to a Mars expert" should tip you off, for one thing.
Are you suggesting I might be wrong about that being Megatron's mullet head?
You know, not only does the rock we're looking at kind of resemble a Stormtrooper's helmet if you squint a little, there's a rock right underneath the "Latitude" thing at the top there that kind of resembles Darth Vader's helmet if you squint a little.
You know, not only does the rock we're looking at kind of resemble a Stormtrooper's helmet if you squint a little, there's a rock right underneath the "Latitude" thing at the top there that kind of resembles Darth Vader's helmet if you squint a little.
And the large rock on the left is clearly a Sandcrawler.
Are people too fucking retarded to notice when they're posting an article from a fucking tabloid? Jesus christ. The words "according to a Mars expert" should tip you off, for one thing.
Are you suggesting I might be wrong about that being Megatron's mullet head?
Well, no, obviously that is entirely possible, since Transformers come from space.
You know, not only does the rock we're looking at kind of resemble a Stormtrooper's helmet if you squint a little, there's a rock right underneath the "Latitude" thing at the top there that kind of resembles Darth Vader's helmet if you squint a little.
And the large rock on the left is clearly a Sandcrawler.
Not to mention the dog looks like its swiming towards a lightsaber.
Man I just don't get the people who say nasa covers stuff up. I mean really they get paid to find stuff like this so clearly they would hide anything they find thus making their job worthless.
Yeah like anyone would totally avoid any chance to become one of the most important people in human history.
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It'll be all like "Contact lost with Mars Global Surveyor"
Then there'll be a photo of empty Martian landscape and it'll say "Where's the wreckage, NASA?"
Then there'll be a quote from the Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter saying it "was no malfunction, looked like aliens"
Then they'll release it on the Internet and all the scientists and engineers in the world won't be able to convince anyone otherwise
NASA probably didn't think people would realise that it was an actual skull.
They were over confident in their past efforts to hide life on mars. If it gets out, then the aliens will cut us off, and no more technology.
Do you honestly think humans could really invent velcro or tempurfoam?
THINK, PEOPLE.
Actually, you can. Unless you terribly misspell "journalistic integrity."
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Now, I hate to do this, but....
http://megatron.ytmnd.com/
I knew those tempurpedic beds were too good to be man-made!
Are you suggesting I might be wrong about that being Megatron's mullet head?
But really, this seems a bit silly.
Mars is actually...
A spaceship!
No, that's Jefferson.
Hikari should be something like light, I think.
or is it just a sirname?
You know, not only does the rock we're looking at kind of resemble a Stormtrooper's helmet if you squint a little, there's a rock right underneath the "Latitude" thing at the top there that kind of resembles Darth Vader's helmet if you squint a little.
What could it mean?
...
I think I just figured out where the astroid belt came from.
HOLY SHIT! LOOK GUYS!! IT'S A FUCKING FACE ON THE SURFACE OF MARS!! SURELY THIS IS EVIDENCE OF ALIENS!!
Oh, wait. It's just a mountain.
A mountain that was put there by aliens.
You think they could afford to pay minimum wage to build something like that?
The more I poke fun at the person that "discovered" this, the less it seems to look like a skull.
OH MY GOD
I haven't seen Kusu today.
:shock:
Something is terribly wrong here.
When we berrated him for being a bad English major, I guess he went and became an ursinaut.
Well, no, obviously that is entirely possible, since Transformers come from space.
Obviously.
Not to mention the dog looks like its swiming towards a lightsaber.
I never asked for this!
Man I just don't get the people who say nasa covers stuff up. I mean really they get paid to find stuff like this so clearly they would hide anything they find thus making their job worthless.
Yeah like anyone would totally avoid any chance to become one of the most important people in human history.
I never asked for this!
I saw that this thread was three pages long and was afraid you people were actually debating whether or not this was a skull
Christ, this is like people seeing the Virgin Mary in a grilled cheese sandwich.
Not the vast, mind-boggling-doesn't-half-fucking-say-it, distances?
I guess aliens don't like narcissists. Or water, maybe.
Well looking at it, it sorta looks like a tiny little bear inside the helmet?