He displays no originality or creativity of his own. He tries to be a verbally abusive asshole, but he only ever reuses the same three insults over and over and over again. He thinks his terrible Asian accent automatically makes anything he says funny- or his Borat accent. He outright idolizes our assistant manager and wants to be like him in every way- he used to chew tobacco but switched to smoking simply because this guy said chewing is gross. He will make mix CDs and bring them in and brag about how awesome the CD he made is. These CDs are usually made up from songs that are in Rock Band or Guitar Hero- unless the aforementioned assistant manager mentions he likes a particular song, they will never be anything else. He's cocky and full of himself even though he doesn't have anything to back it up. He's the kind of guy always bragging about his sexual exploits and how he could kick the shit out of anyone in a fight. His life is an absolute waste of resources.
If he was on fire, I would not spit on him to put it out.
If he was drowning and I could save his life by offering him my hand, I would instead watch him choke and die.
Were he to expire tomorrow, I would feel relieved that he wouldn't be breathing my air anymore.
He displays no originality or creativity of his own. He tries to be a verbally abusive asshole, but he only ever reuses the same three insults over and over and over again. He thinks his terrible Asian accent automatically makes anything he says funny- or his Borat accent. He outright idolizes our assistant manager and wants to be like him in every way- he used to chew tobacco but switched to smoking simply because this guy said chewing is gross. He will make mix CDs and bring them in and brag about how awesome the CD he made is. These CDs are usually made up from songs that are in Rock Band or Guitar Hero- unless the aforementioned assistant manager mentions he likes a particular song, they will never be anything else. He's cocky and full of himself even though he doesn't have anything to back it up. He's the kind of guy always bragging about his sexual exploits and how he could kick the shit out of anyone in a fight. His life is an absolute waste of resources.
If he was on fire, I would not spit on him to put it out.
If he was drowning and I could save his life by offering him my hand, I would instead watch him choke and die.
Were he to expire tomorrow, I would feel relieved that he wouldn't be breathing my air anymore.
I gave myself plenty of time to get there, because I always try to show up 15 minutes early, but of course there was an accident of 495 because of all the rain, so I get there right on time.
I meet the world's nicest HR woman for five minutes, then the VP of Technology and Doodads comes in and I tell him how awesome I am for 20 minutes then he leaves and the woman comes back in to tell me how awesome their company is and that they want to make it happen.
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it already has become the standard, if you haven't noticed.
at least it is contained in the wii, thank god. as long as it don't spread.
I HAVE A JOB YOU KNOW!
don't worry, it will. microsoft's working on its own wiimote and sony is likely doing its own research into something similar.
on those systems it's very unlikely that it'll become the major focus, though.
The strong overcome
using gmail chat
do you really care
I have friends. Most of them don't live right down the street from me. In fact, none of them do, that I would play games with, anyway.
which is why online that, I dunno, does more than barely function, is a good idea.
I hear Mario Kart's is pretty good, which only serves to piss me off because Brawl's is so terrible.
You know what makes it better? Vent.
only if voice activation works on your vent client
unlike mine
piece of shit
He displays no originality or creativity of his own. He tries to be a verbally abusive asshole, but he only ever reuses the same three insults over and over and over again. He thinks his terrible Asian accent automatically makes anything he says funny- or his Borat accent. He outright idolizes our assistant manager and wants to be like him in every way- he used to chew tobacco but switched to smoking simply because this guy said chewing is gross. He will make mix CDs and bring them in and brag about how awesome the CD he made is. These CDs are usually made up from songs that are in Rock Band or Guitar Hero- unless the aforementioned assistant manager mentions he likes a particular song, they will never be anything else. He's cocky and full of himself even though he doesn't have anything to back it up. He's the kind of guy always bragging about his sexual exploits and how he could kick the shit out of anyone in a fight. His life is an absolute waste of resources.
If he was on fire, I would not spit on him to put it out.
If he was drowning and I could save his life by offering him my hand, I would instead watch him choke and die.
Were he to expire tomorrow, I would feel relieved that he wouldn't be breathing my air anymore.
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Especially Bel
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i cant stop this from happening
nah jk i don't hate it
THIS!
So he actually hated me going to church as a kid?
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boourns
I liked piping music.
That was one fucking easy interview.
"You want the job?"
"Yes."
"Okay, have some money."
Basically.
I gave myself plenty of time to get there, because I always try to show up 15 minutes early, but of course there was an accident of 495 because of all the rain, so I get there right on time.
I meet the world's nicest HR woman for five minutes, then the VP of Technology and Doodads comes in and I tell him how awesome I am for 20 minutes then he leaves and the woman comes back in to tell me how awesome their company is and that they want to make it happen.
I'm like "cool."
I can only pay you in moonbeams and eskimo kisses though
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also congrats dude! so happy for you
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