She was too classy. Our customers were not satisfied. You can hear the complaints across the forums still. That's the last time I ever send her out on a job. You'd think I'd have learned the first two times.
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edited December 2006
Aww hell naw, I am all sorts of classy. Some bitch can't wear no top hat or shit 'less she be a classy one foo. Now let's go back to your place, we got some business to take care of.
We're back in Seattle after a nice 24 hours of driving. I'm fucking exhausted, the cats are going crazy at me and the house looks like a crime scene.
I got some cool stuff for Christmas, like a Lego Batmobile and a small aquarium and uh, some cool books and a Batman: Mask of the Phantasm CD, and we got this great painting from Fram's sister.
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I hope the trip wasn't too stressful. I'm horribly stressed out myself. Let us talk about how relaxed we will be once we get home, get laid, and get to sleep.
Oh god when we left yesterday afternoon, we had to drop my brother off at my grandparents' house and then my mom came over from her job to say goodbye and I cried and cried and cried and holy shit I miss my brother all the time and then my grandma started crying too and I need to go pretend the planet isn't so fucking huge.
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Oh god when we left yesterday afternoon, we had to drop my brother off at my grandparents' house and then my mom came over from her job to say goodbye and I cried and cried and cried and holy shit I miss my brother all the time and then my grandma started crying too and I need to go pretend the planet isn't so fucking huge.
That's okay... my grandmother died on christmas eve.
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Oh god when we left yesterday afternoon, we had to drop my brother off at my grandparents' house and then my mom came over from her job to say goodbye and I cried and cried and cried and holy shit I miss my brother all the time and then my grandma started crying too and I need to go pretend the planet isn't so fucking huge.
That's okay... my grandmother died on christmas eve.
You think that's bad?
James Brown died on Christmas
condolences
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There was one that wasn't so ridiculous but I liked that one better.
It's perfect. Nothing says "gangsta" like a pouty white guy.
I can't find a picture of me acting gangsta unfortunately. I'll make one sometime. If I'm bored I will photoshop myself into a puerto rican woman as well.
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I will end up looking like one of those Shakespearean thugs from Sin City.
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edited December 2006
DS Lite with
Trauma Center
Final Fantasy III
New SMB
Brain Age
Big Brain Academy
Cooking Mama
Animal Crossing
Nintendogs
Twilight Princess which I spent the better part of the past two days beating
A buffalo-head nickel money clip
The Big Book of Hell by Matt Groening
The Simpsons season 4 DVDs
Newsradio season 3 DVDs
Super Monkey Ball and Metal Arms for GCN
Mission Hill
Some Japanese candy
How I Conquered Your Planet signed by John Swartzwelder
The second Penny Arcade book
A Magic card from Alpha edition because my family used to play forever ago
One of the Achewood books with a personalized message from Onstad and a drawing of Philippe. I thought that was pretty awesome.
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Both. You looking for an "escort" tonight? :winky:
Yeah, but nothing too burly. Oh, and a shaved ass is a requirement.
Hello Sir, I am your escort for tonight.
I have both men and "women" who fit this requirement.
Leli: You need to train your bitches to speak when spoken to.
What a fucking bitch.
Then I roll with the classy bitches. Sorry, Quetzi.
Leli, I was looking for something in a Mediterranean with a hint of South East Asia. Suggestions?
She's not one of mine either.
She was too classy. Our customers were not satisfied. You can hear the complaints across the forums still. That's the last time I ever send her out on a job. You'd think I'd have learned the first two times.
Classy bitches use proper spelling...and speak when spoken to. Don't worry, I'll come slumming some time.
Who?
Sheri, her mother, or both?
Yeah
I was looking at the phones they were offering for renewing our 2 year plans, and they're not anywhere near as nice as that for $50
I got some cool stuff for Christmas, like a Lego Batmobile and a small aquarium and uh, some cool books and a Batman: Mask of the Phantasm CD, and we got this great painting from Fram's sister.
JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
It's perfect. Nothing says "gangsta" like a pouty white guy.
I have a present for you and Fram.
But it will some a while before it arrives.
At least a few months most likely.
I hope the trip wasn't too stressful. I'm horribly stressed out myself. Let us talk about how relaxed we will be once we get home, get laid, and get to sleep.
JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
That's okay... my grandmother died on christmas eve.
You think that's bad?
James Brown died on Christmas
condolences
I can't find a picture of me acting gangsta unfortunately. I'll make one sometime. If I'm bored I will photoshop myself into a puerto rican woman as well.
Trauma Center
Final Fantasy III
New SMB
Brain Age
Big Brain Academy
Cooking Mama
Animal Crossing
Nintendogs
The little woman got a DS Lite with
Super Princess Peach
Animal Crossing
Nintendogs
And a shit-ton of vaulted Disney DVDs. Woot eBay!
Guess which of us got the pink DS.
3DS: 1650-8480-6786
Switch: SW-0653-8208-4705
That is quite the haul
A buffalo-head nickel money clip
The Big Book of Hell by Matt Groening
The Simpsons season 4 DVDs
Newsradio season 3 DVDs
Super Monkey Ball and Metal Arms for GCN
Mission Hill
Some Japanese candy
How I Conquered Your Planet signed by John Swartzwelder
The second Penny Arcade book
A Magic card from Alpha edition because my family used to play forever ago
One of the Achewood books with a personalized message from Onstad and a drawing of Philippe. I thought that was pretty awesome.
Red Geo Metro
not best buy or target, those were released today and both sold out by noon... at least down here
i refuse to shop at walmart for any reason
because of the ________________?
i refuse to shop at walmart?