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The Loot Thread

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  • LeliLeli __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    Leli wrote:
    Euphoria wrote:
    one for bitches, one for business

    Bitches are my business.

    Male or female?

    Both. You looking for an "escort" tonight? :winky:

    Leli on
  • EuphoriaEuphoria Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    do they cost less if you just wanna chill at the movies

    Euphoria on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Leli wrote:
    Both. You looking for an "escort" tonight? :winky:

    Yeah, but nothing too burly. Oh, and a shaved ass is a requirement.

    Darth Waiter on
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Leli wrote:
    Both. You looking for an "escort" tonight? :winky:

    Yeah, but nothing too burly. Oh, and a shaved ass is a requirement.

    Hello Sir, I am your escort for tonight.

    Straightzi on
  • LeliLeli __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    Leli wrote:
    Both. You looking for an "escort" tonight? :winky:

    Yeah, but nothing too burly. Oh, and a shaved ass is a requirement.

    I have both men and "women" who fit this requirement.

    Leli on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Quetzi: You best be working for Leli.

    Leli: You need to train your bitches to speak when spoken to.

    Darth Waiter on
  • LeliLeli __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    He's not my bitch. We only hire grade-a classy bitches.

    Leli on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    Keith wrote:
    Druhim wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Druhim wrote:
    The main thing I'm excited about is that I just upgraded my phone to the LG enV. It'll be nice to have a qwerty keypad for texting.

    That looks like a nice phone

    phones are so expensive
    It was only $50.

    Did you start a new plan or something?
    No. I just agreed to another 2 years with Verizon. They give me a good discount on a new phone very 2 years.

    Druhim on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Sheri wouldn't let me pee in her mom's mouth.

    What a fucking bitch.

    Callius on
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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Leli wrote:
    He's not my bitch. We only hire grade-a classy bitches.

    Then I roll with the classy bitches. Sorry, Quetzi.

    Leli, I was looking for something in a Mediterranean with a hint of South East Asia. Suggestions?

    Darth Waiter on
  • LeliLeli __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    Callius wrote:
    Sheri wouldn't let me pee in her mom's mouth.

    What a fucking bitch.

    She's not one of mine either.

    Leli on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    Leli wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    Sheri wouldn't let me pee in her mom's mouth.

    What a fucking bitch.

    She's not one of mine either.
    Well, you did say you only hire classy bitches.

    Druhim on
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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Man Imma classy bitch you filthy liar. You jus' hatin' on me 'cuz I am going out on ma own and you know you ain't got no bitches wit and ass like dis.

    Straightzi on
  • LeliLeli __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    Druhim wrote:
    Leli wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    Sheri wouldn't let me pee in her mom's mouth.

    What a fucking bitch.

    She's not one of mine either.
    Well, you did say you only hire classy bitches.

    She was too classy. Our customers were not satisfied. You can hear the complaints across the forums still. That's the last time I ever send her out on a job. You'd think I'd have learned the first two times.

    Leli on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Quetzi wrote:
    Man Imma classy bitch you filthy liar. You jus' hatin' on me 'cuz I am going out on ma own and you know you ain't got no bitches wit and ass like dis.

    Classy bitches use proper spelling...and speak when spoken to. Don't worry, I'll come slumming some time.

    Darth Waiter on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Leli wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    Sheri wouldn't let me pee in her mom's mouth.

    What a fucking bitch.

    She's not one of mine either.

    Who?

    Sheri, her mother, or both?

    Callius on
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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Aww hell naw, I am all sorts of classy. Some bitch can't wear no top hat or shit 'less she be a classy one foo. Now let's go back to your place, we got some business to take care of.

    Straightzi on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    That picture is fucking hysterical, Quetzi. The look on your face is killing me.

    Darth Waiter on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2006
    Druhim wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Druhim wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Druhim wrote:
    The main thing I'm excited about is that I just upgraded my phone to the LG enV. It'll be nice to have a qwerty keypad for texting.

    That looks like a nice phone

    phones are so expensive
    It was only $50.

    Did you start a new plan or something?
    No. I just agreed to another 2 years with Verizon. They give me a good discount on a new phone very 2 years.

    Yeah

    I was looking at the phones they were offering for renewing our 2 year plans, and they're not anywhere near as nice as that for $50

    Garlic Bread on
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    There was one that wasn't so ridiculous but I liked that one better.

    Straightzi on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    We're back in Seattle after a nice 24 hours of driving. I'm fucking exhausted, the cats are going crazy at me and the house looks like a crime scene.

    I got some cool stuff for Christmas, like a Lego Batmobile and a small aquarium and uh, some cool books and a Batman: Mask of the Phantasm CD, and we got this great painting from Fram's sister.

    Jordyn on
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    JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Quetzi wrote:
    There was one that wasn't so ridiculous but I liked that one better.

    It's perfect. Nothing says "gangsta" like a pouty white guy.

    Darth Waiter on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Sup Jordyn.

    I have a present for you and Fram.

    But it will some a while before it arrives.

    At least a few months most likely.

    Abracadaniel on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I'm glad that you're safe and sound, Jordyn.

    I hope the trip wasn't too stressful. I'm horribly stressed out myself. Let us talk about how relaxed we will be once we get home, get laid, and get to sleep.

    Callius on
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Oh god when we left yesterday afternoon, we had to drop my brother off at my grandparents' house and then my mom came over from her job to say goodbye and I cried and cried and cried and holy shit I miss my brother all the time and then my grandma started crying too and I need to go pretend the planet isn't so fucking huge.

    Jordyn on
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    JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Jordyn wrote:
    Oh god when we left yesterday afternoon, we had to drop my brother off at my grandparents' house and then my mom came over from her job to say goodbye and I cried and cried and cried and holy shit I miss my brother all the time and then my grandma started crying too and I need to go pretend the planet isn't so fucking huge.

    That's okay... my grandmother died on christmas eve.

    Callius on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2006
    Callius wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    Oh god when we left yesterday afternoon, we had to drop my brother off at my grandparents' house and then my mom came over from her job to say goodbye and I cried and cried and cried and holy shit I miss my brother all the time and then my grandma started crying too and I need to go pretend the planet isn't so fucking huge.

    That's okay... my grandmother died on christmas eve.

    You think that's bad?

    James Brown died on Christmas

    condolences

    Garlic Bread on
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Quetzi wrote:
    There was one that wasn't so ridiculous but I liked that one better.

    It's perfect. Nothing says "gangsta" like a pouty white guy.

    I can't find a picture of me acting gangsta unfortunately. I'll make one sometime. If I'm bored I will photoshop myself into a puerto rican woman as well.

    Straightzi on
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I will end up looking like one of those Shakespearean thugs from Sin City.

    Straightzi on
  • Dr_KeenbeanDr_Keenbean Dumb as a butt Planet Express ShipRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    DS Lite with

    Trauma Center
    Final Fantasy III
    New SMB
    Brain Age
    Big Brain Academy
    Cooking Mama
    Animal Crossing
    Nintendogs

    The little woman got a DS Lite with

    Super Princess Peach
    Animal Crossing
    Nintendogs

    And a shit-ton of vaulted Disney DVDs. Woot eBay!

    Guess which of us got the pink DS.

    Dr_Keenbean on
    PSN/NNID/Steam: Dr_Keenbean
    3DS: 1650-8480-6786
    Switch: SW-0653-8208-4705
  • uc4lifeuc4life Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    DS Lite with

    Trauma Center
    Final Fantasy III
    New SMB
    Brain Age
    Big Brain Academy
    Cooking Mama
    Animal Crossing
    Nintendogs

    The little woman got a DS Lite with

    Super Princess Peach
    Animal Crossing
    Nintendogs

    And a shit-ton of vaulted Disney DVDs. Woot eBay!

    Guess which of us got the pink DS.

    That is quite the haul

    uc4life on
  • JoonJoon Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Twilight Princess which I spent the better part of the past two days beating
    A buffalo-head nickel money clip
    The Big Book of Hell by Matt Groening
    The Simpsons season 4 DVDs
    Newsradio season 3 DVDs
    Super Monkey Ball and Metal Arms for GCN
    Mission Hill
    Some Japanese candy
    How I Conquered Your Planet signed by John Swartzwelder
    The second Penny Arcade book
    A Magic card from Alpha edition because my family used to play forever ago

    One of the Achewood books with a personalized message from Onstad and a drawing of Philippe. I thought that was pretty awesome.

    Joon on
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  • Edward StrangeloveEdward Strangelove Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I got a car!

    Red Geo Metro

    Edward Strangelove on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    Keith wrote:
    Druhim wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Druhim wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Druhim wrote:
    The main thing I'm excited about is that I just upgraded my phone to the LG enV. It'll be nice to have a qwerty keypad for texting.

    That looks like a nice phone

    phones are so expensive
    It was only $50.

    Did you start a new plan or something?
    No. I just agreed to another 2 years with Verizon. They give me a good discount on a new phone very 2 years.

    Yeah

    I was looking at the phones they were offering for renewing our 2 year plans, and they're not anywhere near as nice as that for $50
    Verizon Platinum Reserve

    Druhim on
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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I cannot find a Wii anywhere, i spent all day shopping for one and there isnt a single on in the entire southern California area.

    Barcardi on
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited December 2006
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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    apparently the big retail stores (target, walmart, best buy, ect) are releasing some wiis on sunday

    not best buy or target, those were released today and both sold out by noon... at least down here

    i refuse to shop at walmart for any reason

    Barcardi on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Barcardi wrote:
    apparently the big retail stores (target, walmart, best buy, ect) are releasing some wiis on sunday

    not best buy or target, those were released today and both sold out by noon... at least down here

    i refuse to shop at walmart for any reason

    because of the ________________?

    Raneados on
  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Raneados wrote:
    Barcardi wrote:
    apparently the big retail stores (target, walmart, best buy, ect) are releasing some wiis on sunday

    not best buy or target, those were released today and both sold out by noon... at least down here

    i refuse to shop at walmart for any reason

    because of the ________________?

    i refuse to shop at walmart?

    Barcardi on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Any particular reason you chose that one specific superstore to boycott?

    Javen on
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