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Horrible Movies the Thread

BroloBrolo BroseidonLord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
edited June 2007 in Social Entropy++
I just got back from Black Christmas.

It stars an indeterminate amount of sorority bitches. Some are blond, some are old. One gets naked. All of them get their eyes stabbed out except the blond chick who kills the slasher dude at the end.

[spoiler:371267efbe] Oops I ruined the ending. [/spoiler:371267efbe]

My favorite part of the movie was the part where a woman gets her head impaled with an icicle.


What horrible movies have you guys seen lately?

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited December 2006
    Citizen Kane

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    Riggs BlitzkriegRiggs Blitzkrieg Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I saw electra in the theaters

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    webberwebber Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Eragon.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    The Good Shepherd
    Apocalypto
    Happy Feet


    ALL TERRIBLE TERRIBLE MOVIES

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    Balthy13Balthy13 Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I figured Apocalypto was going to be bad.

    I don't know why I think it has something to do with Mel Gibson being involved with something other than acting.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Nacho Libre was pretty bad.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited December 2006
    the Marine was fucking hilarious

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    The Fountain

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    EdenEden San Francisco, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
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    Balthy13Balthy13 Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Lady in the Water was pretty bad

    especially for M Night Schymalamadingdong

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    The Good Shepherd
    Apocalypto
    Happy Feet


    ALL TERRIBLE TERRIBLE MOVIES

    Is the Good Shepherd really that bad? The previews looked promising, but I lost track of the movie after that.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    Veretas wrote:
    The Fountain
    WRONG

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited December 2006
    here is an excerpt from the marine

    I AM A MARINE

    YOU ARE FIRED

    BUT I AM A MARINE

    YOU ARE A SECURITY GUARD

    BUT I AM A MARINE

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    ReginaldReginald When I am Pres., I will create the Department of ______Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Jason X

    One of the scenese features Jason beating one holographic girl in a sleeping bag to death with another holographic girl in a sleeping bag.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    Rolo wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    The Good Shepherd
    Apocalypto
    Happy Feet


    ALL TERRIBLE TERRIBLE MOVIES

    Is the Good Shepherd really that bad? The previews looked promising, but I lost track of the movie after that.

    First hour was good.
    The remaining fourteen and seven tenths were terrible
    (it would not end)

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited December 2006
    and then there is an explosion and robert patrick pretends he is the t1000 except he is just a meatbag

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Veretas wrote:
    The Fountain
    WRONG

    AGREED

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    omega71omega71 Too old for a title, too ornery to care. Sacramento, CaliRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    webber wrote:
    Eragon.

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    SoulburnerSoulburner Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Legend of the Rollerblade Seven.

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    BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    i enjoyed apocalypto and the fountain


    why the fuck did you go see black christmas

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    omega71 wrote:
    webber wrote:
    Eragon.
    It wasn't horrible, just cheesy and mediocre also a rip-off of star wars

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Geebs wrote:
    the Marine was fucking hilarious

    John Cena is America's greatest natural resource.

    john_cena_01.jpg

    That chain is the only thing stopping him from ripping you apart!


    EDIT: host'd

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited December 2006
    there is a scene where they are firing machine guns at THE MARINE and he just keeps coming and they're like THIS GUY IS LIKE THE TERMINATOR and robert patrick looks at the screen like I PLAYED THE TERMINATOR ONCE HOLY SHIT HOW CLEVER ARE ME and then there is another explosion and the black guy talks about getting molested with rock candy at camp and that is why he doesn't trust whitey

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    ReginaldReginald When I am Pres., I will create the Department of ______Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Leprechaun: In Da Hood

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    omega71omega71 Too old for a title, too ornery to care. Sacramento, CaliRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    omega71 wrote:
    webber wrote:
    Eragon.
    It wasn't horrible, just cheesy and mediocre also a rip-off of star wars

    and didnt follow the book at all..was horribly rushed, and well all together shitty...

    The dragons were pretty spiffy though, I do have to admit that much

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    omega71 wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    omega71 wrote:
    webber wrote:
    Eragon.
    It wasn't horrible, just cheesy and mediocre also a rip-off of star wars

    and didnt follow the book at all..was horribly rushed, and well all together shitty...

    The dragons were pretty spiffy though, I do have to admit that much
    You read the book?
    HAHHAHAHAHHA

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    Balthy13Balthy13 Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Geebs wrote:
    the black guy talks about getting molested with rock candy at camp and that is why he doesn't trust whitey

    If this is not a lie I need to see this movie now.

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    Jesus McChristJesus McChrist Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Rolo wrote:
    One gets naked.

    Which one?

    This is VERY important.

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    if you can read this i hope you have a good day partner
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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited December 2006
    Balthy13 wrote:
    Geebs wrote:
    the black guy talks about getting molested with rock candy at camp and that is why he doesn't trust whitey

    If this is not a lie I need to see this movie now.

    seriously and also black dudes do not drive minivans do not mention rock candy I do not like it

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    omega71omega71 Too old for a title, too ornery to care. Sacramento, CaliRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    omega71 wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    omega71 wrote:
    webber wrote:
    Eragon.
    It wasn't horrible, just cheesy and mediocre also a rip-off of star wars

    and didnt follow the book at all..was horribly rushed, and well all together shitty...

    The dragons were pretty spiffy though, I do have to admit that much
    You read the book?
    HAHHAHAHAHHA

    What?? The book was pretty decent for being a kids book..I mean come on..Who hasnt read a kids book? I am sure everyone read Harry Potter..What is the difference?

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    EdenEden San Francisco, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    omega71 wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    omega71 wrote:
    webber wrote:
    Eragon.
    It wasn't horrible, just cheesy and mediocre also a rip-off of star wars

    and didnt follow the book at all..was horribly rushed, and well all together shitty...

    The dragons were pretty spiffy though, I do have to admit that much
    You read the book?
    HAHHAHAHAHHA
    OH NO! PEOPLE ARE READING? WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!

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    Balthy13Balthy13 Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    omega71 wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    omega71 wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    omega71 wrote:
    webber wrote:
    Eragon.
    It wasn't horrible, just cheesy and mediocre also a rip-off of star wars

    and didnt follow the book at all..was horribly rushed, and well all together shitty...

    The dragons were pretty spiffy though, I do have to admit that much
    You read the book?
    HAHHAHAHAHHA

    What?? The book was pretty decent for being a kids book..I mean come on..Who hasnt read a kids book? I am sure everyone read Harry Potter..What is the difference?

    One was written by a sixteen year old kid with a fantasy fetish, the other one was by a homeless old lady that now hates her creation.

    That is about it.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    omega71 wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    omega71 wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    omega71 wrote:
    webber wrote:
    Eragon.
    It wasn't horrible, just cheesy and mediocre also a rip-off of star wars

    and didnt follow the book at all..was horribly rushed, and well all together shitty...

    The dragons were pretty spiffy though, I do have to admit that much
    You read the book?
    HAHHAHAHAHHA

    What?? The book was pretty decent for being a kids book..I mean come on..Who hasnt read a kids book? I am sure everyone read Harry Potter..What is the difference?
    Between shitty books about dragons that rip off everything from Star Wars and possibly Lord of the Rings against Harry Potter which is pretty cool even if it is somewhat predictable? Eragon is for 13 year old girls who want to rub themselves off thinking about being ridden by Eragon.

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Kids' book?


    There's a difference between a book written for a child and a book written by a child.

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    .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    Reginald wrote:
    Jason X
    You, good sir, have no taste.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    Captain K wrote:
    Kids' book?


    There's a difference between a book written for a child and a book written by a child.
    Captain K can I have your retarded babies

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I'm going to offend a lot of people by saying "Dude, Where's My Car" is one of the worst movies.

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    EdenEden San Francisco, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    Arsenic7 wrote:
    I'm going to offend a lot of people by saying "Dude, Where's My Car" is one of the worst movies.
    Who would be offended by that?

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    xeroismygodxeroismygod Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Reginald wrote:
    Jason X

    One of the scenese features Jason beating one holographic girl in a sleeping bag to death with another holographic girl in a sleeping bag.

    That scene made the move worth it.

    The worst movies I have seen lately are

    The Museum
    Casino Royal

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Arsenic7 wrote:
    I'm going to offend a lot of people by saying "Dude, Where's My Car" is one of the worst movies.
    I thought it was pretty bad.

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