I seriously do not understand how anyone could think that bodily waste has no bacteria in it. How ANYTHING that comes out of the human body could be without bacteria, for that matter.
I know. And the funny thing is, this isn't the first time I've had to explain this little concept to people here.
According to my wife, under optimal circumstances, and only while it is in the bladder (assuming there's no bladder infection), urine is technically sterile. Those optimal circumstances of course being that your body has no bacteria in it other than the stuff that is supposed to be there. However, urine is the primary way for the body to get rid of the stuff. Now, going on the assumption above, she said that as long as there is no resident bacteria in the urninary tract, the urine is still sterile until it reaches the urinary meatus (peehole). Now, the urinary meatus on both males and females is just livid with bacteria. As the urine passes through it picks up whatever is there. Also, any airborne bacteria it passes through will also be picked up. Near a toilet, there are lots and lots of airborne bacterium. Now we have to consider toilet water--assuming you're peeing in a toilet or a urinal. There is nothing sterile about toilet water (or urinal water) whatsoever. Unless you clean the toilet with Sno-Bowl after every single piss, there is going to be all kinds of shit creeping around and swimming around in the toilet. That's why if you drop your toothbrush in the toilet, you should throw it out.
I agree. It amazes me that people believe that urine is sterile. I don't know where they get this idea. If it's so sterile, then ask your doctor to wash off the needle in it next time you get a shot, people. I'll bet you the doctor will look at you like you just grew a third head.
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edited December 2006
She was the best thing, best thing that he ever had
She was the best thing.
He switched from rum to whiskey.
She was the only decent thing in a good for nothing town.
She was the prettiest girl in an ugly town.
He must feel sorry
I know he hates it
He switched from rum to whiskey
[bang bang] bang bang, he put her down
[bang bang] bang bang, he put her down down
She was the best thing, best thing that he ever had
Do you remember the beer on her breath?
Do you remember your hands on the hem of her dress?
Do you remember crying when the skirt she wore tucked under your hand?
He switched from rum to whiskey
[bang bang] bang bang, he put her down
[bang bang] bang bang, he put her down
[bang bang] he switched from rum to whiskey
[bang bang] he switched from rum to whiskey
Did it keep you from finding someone new?
bang bang
He took her down in two
She was the best thing in this god forsaken town
I'm sure that he longs to be free of sin
He switched from rum to whiskey
[bang bang] bang bang, he put her down
[bang bang] bang bang, he put her down
[bang bang] he switched from rum to whiskey
[bang bang] he switched from rum to whiskey
The U.S.S. Constitution, as a combat vessel carried 48,600 gallons (184,000 l) of fresh water for her crew of 475 officers and men. This was sufficient to last six months of sustained operations at sea. She carried no evaporators (fresh water distillers). However, let it be noted that according to her log, "On July 27, 1798, the U.S.S. Constitution sailed from Boston with a full complement of 475 officers and men, 48,600 gallons (184,000 l) of fresh water, 7,400 cannon shot, 11,600 pounds (5,250 kg) of black powder and 79,400 gallons (300,500 l) of rum."
Her mission: "To destroy and harass English shipping."
Making Jamaica on 6 October, she took on 826 pounds of flour and 68,300 gallons of rum. Then she headed for the Azores, arriving there 12 November. She provisioned with 550 pounds (250 kg) of beef and 64,300 gallons (243,400 l) of Portuguese wine. On 18 November, she set sail for England. In the ensuing days she defeated five British men-of-war and captured and scuttled 12 English merchantmen, salvaging only the rum aboard each.
By 26 January, her powder and shot were exhausted. Nevertheless, and though unarmed, she made a night raid up the Firth of Clyde in Scotland. Her landing party captured a whiskey distillery and transferred 40,000 gallons (151,400 l) of single malt Scotch aboard by dawn.
The U.S.S. Constitution arrived in Boston on 20 February 1799, with no cannon shot, no food, no powder, NO rum, NO wine, NO whiskey and 38,600 gallons (146,100 l) of stagnant water.
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I know. And the funny thing is, this isn't the first time I've had to explain this little concept to people here.
According to my wife, under optimal circumstances, and only while it is in the bladder (assuming there's no bladder infection), urine is technically sterile. Those optimal circumstances of course being that your body has no bacteria in it other than the stuff that is supposed to be there. However, urine is the primary way for the body to get rid of the stuff. Now, going on the assumption above, she said that as long as there is no resident bacteria in the urninary tract, the urine is still sterile until it reaches the urinary meatus (peehole). Now, the urinary meatus on both males and females is just livid with bacteria. As the urine passes through it picks up whatever is there. Also, any airborne bacteria it passes through will also be picked up. Near a toilet, there are lots and lots of airborne bacterium. Now we have to consider toilet water--assuming you're peeing in a toilet or a urinal. There is nothing sterile about toilet water (or urinal water) whatsoever. Unless you clean the toilet with Sno-Bowl after every single piss, there is going to be all kinds of shit creeping around and swimming around in the toilet. That's why if you drop your toothbrush in the toilet, you should throw it out.
I agree. It amazes me that people believe that urine is sterile. I don't know where they get this idea. If it's so sterile, then ask your doctor to wash off the needle in it next time you get a shot, people. I'll bet you the doctor will look at you like you just grew a third head.
(I want a list of all soft drinks, types of water, and juices)
On the black screen
Just drink the shit straight. It isn't like it tastes bad or anything. It's meant to be drank straight.
Cocke.
Coke.
damn
Completely safe, trust me on this.
You know you must.
She was the best thing.
He switched from rum to whiskey.
She was the only decent thing in a good for nothing town.
She was the prettiest girl in an ugly town.
He must feel sorry
I know he hates it
He switched from rum to whiskey
[bang bang] bang bang, he put her down
[bang bang] bang bang, he put her down down
She was the best thing, best thing that he ever had
Do you remember the beer on her breath?
Do you remember your hands on the hem of her dress?
Do you remember crying when the skirt she wore tucked under your hand?
He switched from rum to whiskey
[bang bang] bang bang, he put her down
[bang bang] bang bang, he put her down
[bang bang] he switched from rum to whiskey
[bang bang] he switched from rum to whiskey
Did it keep you from finding someone new?
bang bang
He took her down in two
She was the best thing in this god forsaken town
I'm sure that he longs to be free of sin
He switched from rum to whiskey
[bang bang] bang bang, he put her down
[bang bang] bang bang, he put her down
[bang bang] he switched from rum to whiskey
[bang bang] he switched from rum to whiskey
Man, I wish I had an .mpeg or a .gif of the "What's Grog?" thing from the first Monkey Island game.
AIDS
Come along, come along, You jolly brave boys,
There's lots of grog in the jar.
We'll plough the briny ocean
With the jolly roving tar.
i should go to bed, but i dread my thoughts
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soft drinks, types of water (carbonated h2o etc), juices
for reals.
the answer to your rum dilemma is shots of rum chased by orange juice have a good night ho ho ho
He`s posting in the wii thread
Whats good mixed with Southern Comfort?
Is it good alone?
I just bought some, used to vodkas and beers, but I've heard good things about Soco.
So what should I do?
I have orange juice and other alcohals. Lots of other alcohals.