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Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Right Here, Right NowDrives a BuickModerator mod
edited February 2007 in Social Entropy++
I'm about to leave for court to enter my "Not Guilty" plea on a traffic ticket I got two weeks ago. I was caught doing 75 in a 50 on the highway I take home from work and school. The not guilty thing is a ploy. If I plead not guilty and waive my right to a speedy trial, I'll be lucky if this thing sees court by March, giving me plenty of time to save up for the fine. Also, because the ticket was issued in Cleveland during a holiday surge in enforcement run a high likelihood that the cop won't even show up and I won't have to pay anything at all (as happened to me once before over a Labor Day weekend ticket).

Anybody else get some outrageous speeding or other traffic tickets this holiday?

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Nope, because I know how to drive.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    So you're doing the same thing everyone does when they get a speeding ticket and you felt the need to make a thread about it?

    That's cool... I guess.

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  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I have this little thing I call "don't drive like a retard unless you can't possibly be caught". It's served me well so far.

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  • denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2006
    You're going to have to pay court fees as well. Good luck with that.

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  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    all hail ball durr durr durr

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  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Right Here, Right Now Drives a BuickModerator mod
    edited December 2006
    75 on that highway has served me well for years. That's the first time anybody's been posted up there in as long as I or anybody I know can remember. State Route 2 and I-90 never get speed patrols. At least, almost never.

    edit:
    denihilist wrote:
    You're going to have to pay court fees as well. Good luck with that.

    In ohio you have to pay court costs unless you waiver the ticket, and you can't waiver tickets over 20mph over the limit.

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  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    well in that case

    I guess

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  • ReginaldReginald When I am Pres., I will create the Department of ______Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Next time you should take the cop on a high speed chase. If you lose him, you don't have to pay anything.

    Dipshit.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited December 2006
    oh so you broke the law, got caught, and are going to try and lie your way out of it

    thats so awesome, stick it to the man and lets do whatever we want!



    paging internet detectives, plz find moe_fwacky's information and send a copy of this thread to the municipal court in his area along with a letter explaining what a douche he is

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  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    DURRRRRRRRRRR ALL HAIL BALL DUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Reginald wrote:
    Next time you should take the cop on a high speed chase. If you lose him, you don't have to pay anything.

    Dipshit.
    I hear if you drive fast enough those speed trap cameras won't be able to detect you

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  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Right Here, Right Now Drives a BuickModerator mod
    edited December 2006
    I'm not lying my way out of it, I'm using the law's technicalities to buy myself a few months to save up the cash to pay it off.

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  • denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2006
    will someone please pay attention to borfase.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited December 2006
    i would say that a 'not guilty' plea when you are admittedly guilty is pretty clearcut lying

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  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    denihilist wrote:
    will someone please pay attention to borfase.

    BALL

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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    If you want to get out of a ticket either contest it in writing, or do what I did.
    Several years ago I was stopped in my college's parking lot for running a stop sign at 11pm on a Saturday night. (As in, it was an empty lot).
    I waited until the final day to appear or contest on the ticket and got an extension.
    Then I waited as long as I could and contested it, picking the date furthest down the calendar, looking for a holiday. I ended up getting my court date set for good friday, when my ticket had been issued before halloween. The cop didn't show and the ticket was dismissed.

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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    took me like 18 months to clean up my "record"

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  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Right Here, Right Now Drives a BuickModerator mod
    edited December 2006
    Here you can't set your own dates, but by waiving my right to a speedy trial, they automatically push it down as far as they can, if i don't waive that, they have to try me within a month.

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  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    oh so you broke the law, got caught, and are going to try and lie your way out of it

    thats so awesome, stick it to the man and lets do whatever we want!



    paging internet detectives, plz find moe_fwacky's information and send a copy of this thread to the municipal court in his area along with a letter explaining what a douche he is
    are you advocating cyberstalking, sir?

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited December 2006
    no

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    i would say that a 'not guilty' plea when you are admittedly guilty is pretty clearcut lying

    but, knob... that's... have you ever had a speeding ticket?

    You can do Guilty, which is stupid if your officer isn't there.
    Guilty with explaination, which is what most people do.
    or not guilty, which is what you do if the cop isn't there.

    Voila.

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  • AslanAslan Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    no

    yes

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  • denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2006
    You left out:
    Guilty, with erection

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  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    denihilist wrote:
    You left out:
    Guilty, with erection
    just sign this waiver with my penis, here...

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    denihilist wrote:
    You left out:
    Guilty, with erection

    Such base humour, denihilist. I would never steep to such a low level.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited December 2006
    i dunno

    it just makes me mad


    people drive like fuckin' jackoffs 24/7

    and they'll never stop because there isn't any goddamned reason to


    speeding ticket? failure to yield? running a light? reckless driving? pffft, no big deal you can just red tape your way out of them and continue driving like a fuckass!

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    i dunno

    it just makes me mad


    people drive like fuckin' jackoffs 24/7

    and they'll never stop because there isn't any goddamned reason to


    speeding ticket? failure to yield? running a light? reckless driving? pffft, no big deal you can just red tape your way out of them and continue driving like a fuckass!

    The eagle cries, Knob.

    The eagle cries.


    How far are you from Yellow Stone?

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  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Right Here, Right Now Drives a BuickModerator mod
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    i dunno

    it just makes me mad


    people drive like fuckin' jackoffs 24/7

    and they'll never stop because there isn't any goddamned reason to


    speeding ticket? failure to yield? running a light? reckless driving? pffft, no big deal you can just red tape your way out of them and continue driving like a fuckass!

    Hey, I only drive fast. I follow about 95% of traffic laws to the letter, except for the speed limit. I'm good at high speeds and an impatient motherfucker. So what, I drive 75 in a 50 on an empty highway at 10:15PM.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited December 2006
    i would like to fund a vigilante group

    they drive around and if they see you driving like a jackoff they follow you home and beat your ass silly in front of your family

    and give you a brightly colored card with a funny cartoon that explains the ways your driving is atrocious, then dust you off, hand you a beer and drive off into the night


    i think sanctioned ass beatings would be a pretty good deterrent

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  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    Moe_Fwacky wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    i dunno

    it just makes me mad


    people drive like fuckin' jackoffs 24/7

    and they'll never stop because there isn't any goddamned reason to


    speeding ticket? failure to yield? running a light? reckless driving? pffft, no big deal you can just red tape your way out of them and continue driving like a fuckass!

    Hey, I only drive fast. I follow about 95% of traffic laws to the letter, except for the speed limit. I'm good at high speeds and an impatient motherfucker. So what, I drive 75 in a 50 on an empty highway at 10:15PM.


    baaaaaaaaaaall

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited December 2006
    Callius wrote:
    The eagle cries, Knob.

    The eagle cries.


    How far are you from Yellow Stone?

    pretty far

    its in the northwest corner and i'm in the eastern part of the middle, and it's a pretty big state

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  • WevsWevs __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    If I ever get a speeding ticket I'll go on a fucking rampage.

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  • ReginaldReginald When I am Pres., I will create the Department of ______Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    i would like to fund a vigilante group

    they drive around and if they see you driving like a jackoff they follow you home and beat your ass silly in front of your family

    and give you a brightly colored card with a funny cartoon that explains the ways your driving is atrocious, then dust you off, hand you a beer and drive off into the night


    i think sanctioned ass beatings would be a pretty good deterrent

    i'm pretty sure this already happens in texas, but it's the other way around.

    if you're not driving like a jackass, they beat you 'til you learn.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited December 2006
    Wevs wrote:
    If I ever get a speeding ticket I'll go on a fucking rampage.

    wevs do you speed

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Reginald wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    i would like to fund a vigilante group

    they drive around and if they see you driving like a jackoff they follow you home and beat your ass silly in front of your family

    and give you a brightly colored card with a funny cartoon that explains the ways your driving is atrocious, then dust you off, hand you a beer and drive off into the night


    i think sanctioned ass beatings would be a pretty good deterrent

    i'm pretty sure this already happens in texas, but it's the other way around.

    if you're not driving like a jackass, they beat you 'til you learn.

    man, people suck at driving here

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  • WevsWevs __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    I drive responsibly at all times, Knob.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited December 2006
    that is extremely excellent

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  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I got raped yesterday for using the carpool lane and was ticketed and given the nth degree by the female officer. Only time I have ever done it and I get caught out of all the drivers. Woe is me.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Knob wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    The eagle cries, Knob.

    The eagle cries.


    How far are you from Yellow Stone?

    pretty far

    its in the northwest corner and i'm in the eastern part of the middle, and it's a pretty big state

    Oh, okay.

    Nevermind.

    Natasha's family lives near Yellow Stone in some other state and I was hoping that we could get together and ride horses together and camp out on the range and eat beans and coffee and stare uncomfortably at one another's boots before fucking each other brainless while coyotes howled in the distance, an echo of our love.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited December 2006
    montana?

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