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Stupid shit people do with their kids

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Kidnap someone and take them across state lines
    The FBI will be looking for you in no time

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Why would you want to learn Russian? What good would you be for the FBI with Russian as a skill?

    Cold War is over, Comrade. You should learn Farsi.
    Now am I saying this because its true or because I want fewer Russian-literate agents around when Mother Russia re-ascends to superpowerdom?

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Daric wrote: »
    I'm being serious though, is there anyone on here that's connected with the FBI? Because I've been looking into becoming a special agent when I get out of college.

    I've been studying Russian on my own for the past eight months.

    It's not that bad, just get the appropriate books and there are plenty of .wav files on the internet to help with pronounciation


    fluency is a shit ways off, but progress is being made at an acceptable pace.

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    edited May 2008
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  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I was talking to a professor about russian the other day

    he said he got to a level of proficiency in which he could talk to most anyone about anything by four summers of intensive study in really good programs, classes in college and living for russia for a year

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Daric wrote: »
    I'm being serious though, is there anyone on here that's connected with the FBI? Because I've been looking into becoming a special agent when I get out of college.

    I've been studying Russian on my own for the past eight months.

    It's not that bad, just get the appropriate books and there are plenty of .wav files on the internet to help with pronounciation

    You're doing it wrong, you're supposed to link google and insult his manhood.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    I can talk to people in Mexico about hamburgers, beer, and bathrooms

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Daric wrote: »
    I'm being serious though, is there anyone on here that's connected with the FBI? Because I've been looking into becoming a special agent when I get out of college.
    yo whats up i am

    don't ask don't tell has failed once again

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  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    knowing how to say hamburguesa, cerveza and baño does not mean you can talk about them

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I can order tacos and burritos.

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    knowing how to say hamburguesa, cerveza and baño does not mean you can talk about them

    "DONDE ESTA FUCKING BANO."

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i imagine russian would be pretty hard to learn

    it's got ten times more retarded rules than english

    i don't even remember them all anymore, since well i don't live there anymore and my proficiency is declining. still, even if i don't remember the particular rules, i just go by what sounds right.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Obviously you just have to speak English really slowly and loud.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    BYToady wrote: »
    Obviously you just have to speak English really slowly and loud.

    But remember don't adjust your inflection or tone to allow easier comprehension.

    Just keep getting louder until they understand you.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    after four years of highschool Italian (three of which i passed) i know

    dove l'autobus?

    and uhhhh

    mi chiamo michael?

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    BYToady wrote: »
    Obviously you just have to speak English really slowly and loud.

    But remember don't adjust your inflection or tone to allow easier comprehension.

    Just keep getting louder until they understand you.

    Damn straight, imprint those soundwaves into their skulls.

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited May 2008
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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    l'autobus?

    That's french

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I failed German so badly the teacher asked me not to come back after the first semester.

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  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'm complaining to my roommate about the 5 minute recording I have to make for my spanish final about a show dog and I think she's getting annoyed at me since she has to write a 20 page paper

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Why would they want a latin alphabet

    Cyrillic is awesome and phonetic

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    I despise my french teacher and thus I am not taking it in Grade 12

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    My favourite history teacher used to be a Russian translator in the Dutch navy or some such.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    teefs peter the great is gonna kick your fucking ass

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Wait.

    Hold the fucking phone.

    The Dutch have a navy?

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited May 2008
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  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Koshian wrote: »
    I'm in my third year of spanish classes

    I am so goddamn bad at it

    I find spanish pretty easy to pick up

    way faster than tagalog, that's for damn sure

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    wasn't it the dutch who have a high ranking officer that's a penguin.

    finland I think

    not positive though

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Wait.

    Hold the fucking phone.

    The Dutch have a navy?

    they're coastal

    why wouldn't they

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  • KingAgamemnonKingAgamemnon Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Cyrillic is base on Greek yes

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Totally getting Rosetta Stone: Russian.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Wait.

    Hold the fucking phone.

    The Dutch have a navy?

    they're coastal

    why wouldn't they

    Because they've got a shitty country. Who would attack the dutch? I mean seriously.

    All they're good for is... a lot of stuff Germany does better.

    Oh, and they also from time to time poke the hornet's nest of Islam with a Muhammad cartoon.

    I mean, hell, if Farside is to be believed they made a penguin an officer. My list of "reasons the dutch deserve a navy" is coming up short.

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    But, the Dutch make amazing ovens.

    And clogs.

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Wait.

    Hold the fucking phone.

    The Dutch have a navy?

    they're coastal

    why wouldn't they

    Because they've got a shitty country. Who would attack the dutch? I mean seriously.

    All they're good for is... a lot of stuff Germany does better.

    Oh, and they also from time to time poke the hornet's nest of Islam with a Muhammad cartoon.

    I mean, hell, if Farside is to be believed they made a penguin an officer. My list of "reasons the dutch deserve a navy" is coming up short.

    how else would they defend their stash?

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The Dutch used to be pretty darn powerful

    and were very important in sea trade

    EDIT: And the Mohammed cartoon was the Danes, Volyu

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    used to janson

    used to

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naval_history_of_the_Netherlands

    Select quotes:
    In the course of the 17th century Dutch wealth and maritime expansion was the source of much envy across Europe, but especially in England.
    Although the Dutch fleet was the largest of the world at the time

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Wait.

    Hold the fucking phone.

    The Dutch have a navy?

    they're coastal

    why wouldn't they

    Because they've got a shitty country. Who would attack the dutch? I mean seriously.

    All they're good for is... a lot of stuff Germany does better.

    Oh, and they also from time to time poke the hornet's nest of Islam with a Muhammad cartoon.

    I mean, hell, if Farside is to be believed they made a penguin an officer. My list of "reasons the dutch deserve a navy" is coming up short.

    1. That was the Danes (well, not "The Danes" as such, more like a couple Danish cartoonists)

    2. Yes, it was there fault. Not the people who would threaten to behead a cartoonist for making a cartoon they don't like.

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