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GABBO GABBO GABBO
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VOLUME 2!
What you missed last time:
A bunch of people asked for help, and a bunch of people called everyone in the thread fags.
Then, almost out of the blue, Scarlet St, Lord Butters, And Redeemer (Surprisingly Asian, and surprisingly fashionable for a guy with a deadpool avatar) came to the aid of forumers in need and extended their much needed advice.
Oh and Keith hates clothes, women, and living.
If you pay attention, you can one day look as good as this.
What you missed last time:
A bunch of people asked for help, and a bunch of people called everyone in the thread fags.
Then, almost out of the blue, Scarlet St, Lord Butters, And Redeemer (Surprisingly Asian, and surprisingly fashionable for a guy with a deadpool avatar) came to the aid of forumers in need and extended their much needed advice.
Oh and Keith hates clothes, women, and living.
Or, how to look good, so you feel good, and get more ass.
I've basically spent the last two pages of the Satan's thread answering personal grooming questions, and I find that I get hit up for advice over aim at least once a week, so I'm starting a thread where you can ask here, and hopefully others can learn from your questions.
No one wants to look like a fashion victim their whole life. There comes atime in every man's life when learns that those jeans he got in high school just don't look right anymore (if they ever did).
Don't know what kind of shoes to buy for work?
Need a pair of jeans so you can look good at school?
Hair problems?
Skin problems?
I'm here to help you.
Edit:
THE HOLY RULES OF MANIFEST
Rule #1: T-Shirts should actually fit you. (Unless you're going for a more "Mark Ecko" look, in which case they should always be a little big.)
Rule # 2: Stop using gel. Seriously. Nothing makes you look more of a cheap ass than rubbing a handful of LA Looks through your hair every morning.
Rule # 3: Buy more than one pair of shoes. You're going to want an "all-purpose" tennis shoe of some sort (I recommend black as a starter color, because it matches most everything) but don't be afraid to buy something with a little color in it. As you become more advanced you'll find that having a wide array of shoes to choose from can really help tie an outfit together.
Rule # 4: Go buy new jeans right now. And not at Target, or KMart, or any of that shit. Be prepared to drop at least $100 on a good pair of jeans. I recommend going to either a Levis, Lucky, or Diesel store. When in doubt ask a sales chick to help you. They work on commission and they usually wont let you walk out looking like a retard.
Rule # 5: Buy some casual button up shirts that can be worn with jeans. They're relaxed enough for you to feel comfortable, but not so casual that you'll look like a lazy asshole on a date.
Rule #6: No trench coats, fedoras, dusters, bowlers, biker jackets, or wacky vests. Just because you saw it on a dude in a movie, does not mean you're going to look like a bad ass in it too.
Rule #7: No full beards. A goatee is okay (if you can pull it off. And most people? can't. There are of course, rare occasions where someone can make a beard look awesome. But really, it's rare.
Rule #8: Tweeze your god damned eyebrows. There should be a pair of them. If you have one, there's a problem. If you have two, you still need to tweeze between them because you're going to get hair there. Also, tweeze around the edges to make sure they're the same shape. Just remember not to go nuts. You can really fuck yourself up here.
Rule #9: Brush your fucking teeth, twice a day. And maybe buy a whitening kit. Plaque is a major turn off, and it's easily fixed.
MORE RULES TO COME.
If you pay attention, you can one day look as good as this.
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Screw that, man.
Lord golds face - a blank survey
Women pleasure men at the wave of a golden hand
And turn to receive when it waves again
i didn't lock a thread at 100 pages and then make a new thread with the same title.
Jordan of Elienor, Human Shaman
You had to walk uphill, in the snow, both ways before you could even hit the new topic button.
I'm sure those look really good on you, and they're really nice pants, but I just can't do it. It's like I'm writing a check my nice, stonewashed denim ass can't cash.
Lord golds face - a blank survey
Women pleasure men at the wave of a golden hand
And turn to receive when it waves again
15 fucking miles dude
do you know how far 15 miles is?
I didn't!
What I'm saying is that I will get Sam a 360 as well as a Wii if he quits shopping at Threadless.
I already stopped, can I get those?
Jordan of Elienor, Human Shaman
Hey.
Not gay
Metro.
Lord golds face - a blank survey
Women pleasure men at the wave of a golden hand
And turn to receive when it waves again
sound fair?
The trick is to build a bridge and get over it.
Baggy, oversized t shirts look a lot worse than a little gut.
am i doing it right
I should have said won't instead of can't.
I almost ruined my silversun pickups shirt. I ran it through the dryer and it got all small, so I rewashed it and let it air dry and now it is just the right size.
stepping on your territory dogg
Those are a lot of collars to pop.
"eva since I can remembuh I been poppin my colla"
Lord golds face - a blank survey
Women pleasure men at the wave of a golden hand
And turn to receive when it waves again