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[Night Watch Phalla] - Dark Ones - Game Over: Dark Ones Win!

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  • ErandusErandus Registered User
    edited May 2008
    I say, Old Bean, do try to keep up, wot wot?

    Erandus on
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  • OatsOats regular Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Yes yes.

    Will do.

    Sorry old chaps and chapettes.

    Oats on
  • Ultros64Ultros64 regular Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Tut tut! Back in action, I dare say!

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  • ExarchExarch regular Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    So are we waiting on the Day 1 naration now, or are we extending to tonight due to the shenanigans?

    Exarch on
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  • Stew_StickStew_Stick Dinner UKRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    !vote Spaik in case I haven't already done so.

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred regular __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    crackas broke our phalla

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • FrostMistFrostMist regular NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    wee - back in business!

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  • DogDog admin Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited May 2008
    This forum continues to be a galactic fuck up, but I'll see this through to the end. I don't want to make VH even more mad at me.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward regular Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Hey just getting here...

    did I miss anything?

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  • JoschuaESQJoschuaESQ regular Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Pip Pip and Wot wot
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    Something's afoot and I am dressed to find out what is up!

    JoschuaESQ on
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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys regular Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I guess I have to put the comic down and start playing.

    Toxic Toys on
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  • ShamusShamus regular Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Hey just getting here...

    did I miss anything?

    Awesome sig. :^:

    Shamus on
  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Official Announcement

    Voting is now open for Day 1. Voting will remain open until 8 PST/11 EST tonight. Actions for Day 1 may also be sent in until that time. If you have already sent in an action for Day 1, it is not necessary to resend it unless you are changing it. Please send any questions to visiblehowl.

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    RYGAR wrote: »
    This forum continues to be a galactic fuck up, but I'll see this through to the end. I don't want to make VH even more mad at me.

    Man, I stopped being mad at you like a year ago...

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  • El SkidEl Skid regular The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I say. It seems we can return to being civilized. Good show!

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward regular Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    RYGAR wrote: »
    This forum continues to be a galactic fuck up, but I'll see this through to the end. I don't want to make VH even more mad at me.

    Man, I stopped being mad at you like a year ago...

    As in when you hatched your diabolical scheme for revenge that begins with a ruse of friendship?

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  • ErandusErandus Registered User
    edited May 2008
    VH, do we need to re-vote, or are all votes already cast still being counted?

    Edit: Just read your response to the same question in that filthy Light Ones thread. Apparently all previously cast votes still stand.

    Pip pip, carry on!

    Erandus on
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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Erandus wrote: »
    VH, do we need to re-vote, or are all votes already cast still being counted?

    All votes already cast are being counted as normal.

    Basically, we're playing as if nothing happened and Day 1 just happens to end tonight.

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred regular __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Oh jeez

    I'm not ready for this

    I'm really really not ready for this fuuuckkk

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred regular __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Seriously VH you should PM everyone to make sure they know

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'm going to, I've been busy today.

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys regular Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'm going to, I've been busy today.

    Rocking Moms.
    Infidel wrote: »
    Alright, I'm blaming Speed Racer for VH's absence! :winky: I'm out for Mother's Day crap now (rock your mom, everyone) and hope there will be updates when I am home!
    :winky:

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    How the hell did Infidel know I went to see Speed Racer last night?

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  • FrostMistFrostMist regular NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    he's observing you? :winky:

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys regular Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'm now mad at visiblehowl for seeing Speed Racer. So is my childhood, who is asking me why his ass hurts after uncle Hollywood came to visit.

    Toxic Toys on
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  • MrBlarneyMrBlarney regular Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Day 1 has ended. Yay.

    All votes and actions at or before 7:59PM PDT (10:59PM EDT) will count. All votes and actions at or after 8:00PM PDT (11:00PM EDT) will not count.

    Results will be up as soon as everything is tallied, and narration will follow after that.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward regular Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    vote..er..uh..ah..crap.

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Narration will be sort of on time tonight.

    Don't get used to it.

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  • RainfallRainfall regular Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    On time? It's been three days since the game started, and we still haven't had our Day 1 narration!

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Weeeeeeeee Hello again you folks!!

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  • MrBlarneyMrBlarney regular Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Round 1 Deaths

    (color coded by faction)

    B:L - Light Enchanter
    Bliss 101 - Dark Sorceror
    Grundlterror - Light Enchantress
    Oatway - Dark Vampire
    spaik - Dark Purist Sorceror
    TrueNeverborn - Light Enchanter

    PMs will start going out shortly.

    Round 2 will end 8PM PDT / 11PM EDT on Monday, May 12.

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Note: Narrations will not necessarily reflect what actually happened in the game.

    Although sometimes they will.

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Rainfall wrote: »
    On time? It's been three days since the game started, and we still haven't had our Day 1 narration!

    Rainfall has been removed from the game and will be replaced by a green beanie baby frog.

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  • ErandusErandus Registered User
    edited May 2008
    I say, bit of a rough go of it for those dead chaps. Bit more dying going on than I had anticipated, eh wot? Perhaps some sort of vigilante blokes operating in our midst?

    Erandus on
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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred regular __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    whoops I died in the pirate phalla

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  • ShamusShamus regular Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    whoops I died in the pirate phalla

    Aargh?

    Shamus on
  • thorgotthorgot regular Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i knew you were evil zot

    i knew it

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  • InquisitorInquisitor regular Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Must be vigilantes, either that or some powerful magic or concentrated attacks.

    I don't think most people have the power to take someone from max to zero hp in a single night. So, my guess is that there are some insta-kill vigilante powers floating about.

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  • RainfallRainfall regular Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    OoooOOOoooO

    God damn that green beanie-baby frog.

    Stoled my spot!

    I guess I'll have to watch from the sidelines now.

    *weeps bitterly*
    OooOOOooo

    EDIT: Edited for OooOOooOO's

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    “…which is why I think we’re being watched.”

    The witch concluded her analysis and sat down. The group was seated around a wooden table similar to the one from the previous meeting. The location for their discussions changed every time, but it seemed as if the rooms all shared the same dingy characteristics. The old man at the head of the table nodded and addressed his audience.

    “We must be even more vigilant than before. We have the sympathy of many of our colleagues in the Day Watch, but it only takes one Other overly devoted to the Treaty to ruin our entire operation. There is nothing you can do that is too paranoid; every precaution mu—“

    The door slammed open and a Dark Other dashed into the room. “There…there’s news of Franco.”

    The old man at the head of the table was instantly on his feet. “Well? Spit it out, I haven’t got all night!”

    The man swallowed and said, “He…he was ambushed by a Light One on his way to Prague. Franco is dead…the Light Ones have the Vial.”

    Nobody breathed. All eyes were on the leader as he stared at the man at the door. “And where is the Vial now?” he asked quietly.

    “It…um…we’ve…we’ve lost track of it…” the messenger stuttered.

    The old man nodded and took a deep breath. He slammed his hands onto the table, which shattered instantly into thousands of tiny splinters. Shards of wood went flying across the room. The lesser Dark Ones suffered a hundred pricks from the table’s remains, while the more powerful Others calmly raised a small shield to protect themselves. The messenger shielded his face with his arm, and when he looked up, the old man was standing in front of him. The leader’s arm shot out and grabbed the man by the throat, shoving him up against the wall.

    “Tell those fools in Infotech that this is unacceptable,” the old man said in a low voice. “You will find who has the vial, and you will find them fast. Do not fail me, or the consequences will be dire.” He leaned in and whispered in the man’s ear. “You will have better news next time, or I will bring you down to the third level and the Twilight will consume your soul.” He snarled nastily and thrust forward, shoving the messenger through the wall and into the hallway. The man hit the opposite wall and slumped to the ground, groaning piteously. The leader turned around and spoke to his co-conspirators. “You too must help in this search. The vial is vital to our cause. Devote all of your resources to this. If you suspect a Light One of holding the vial, take it from them.” He stared them all down, and then waved a hand at them. “Dismissed!”

    He turned towards the hole he’d made and saw the messenger still lying on the ground. His eyes glowed and he yelled “WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? MOVE!” The messenger let out a little squeak and scurried down the stairs.

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