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The Goddamn Batman Would Have Words With The Both Of You [NSF56K]

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  • ServoServo Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    McCly wrote: »
    Does anyone have a shot of when Black Adam ripped the space-cowboy in half in front of the News crew? I think it was in Final Crisis. That was bad-ass.



    i think that was in the very beginning of 52 when i was still reading it, because i remember that

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    McCly wrote: »
    Does anyone have a shot of when Black Adam ripped the space-cowboy in half in front of the News crew? I think it was in Final Crisis. That was bad-ass.

    I think it was 52. It's right after he opens the embassy, I think.
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    And a bonus:
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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    JoeUser wrote: »
    And a bonus:
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    Allez-oup!

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited May 2008
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    who is that black adam is talking to?
    you know considering namor came before black adam...

    Black Adam wore clothes first

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    It really was very rude of Black Adam to scatter that guy's guts all over the bystanders.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    JoeUser wrote: »
    It really was very rude of Black Adam to scatter that guy's guts all over the bystanders.

    I hope you brought umbrellas, because today's forecast calls for scattered PAIN!

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    JoeUser wrote: »
    It really was very rude of Black Adam to scatter that guy's guts all over the bystanders.

    I hope you brought umbrellas, because today's forecast calls for PAIN!
    It's like sitting in the front row of a Gallagher show, if you didn't bring rain coats then you've got nobody to blame but yourself.

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Hi5 JoeUser. :) This is has become a "Black Adam kicks ass" thread.

    (You guys are right, it was 52)

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  • ServoServo Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    see317 wrote: »
    JoeUser wrote: »
    It really was very rude of Black Adam to scatter that guy's guts all over the bystanders.

    I hope you brought umbrellas, because today's forecast calls for PAIN!
    It's like sitting in the front row of a Gallagher show, if you didn't bring rain coats then you've got nobody to blame but yourself.

    if you're at a gallagher show at all then you have nobody to blame but yourself

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  • Slipstream.ccSlipstream.cc Mill Creek, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    This is a fine, fine thread. I wish I owned a scanner. And most of my books are stored away at my parents house still.

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Indeed, a lovely thread. I'm trying to make up my mind on what else to share, I don't have a lot of stuff, but I have some good stuff. A lot of it won't make much sense without context though.

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  • DarkCrawlerDarkCrawler Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Bah, Namor did everything that Black Adam is considered awesome before Black Adam did!

    Including, but not limited to: Limb-ripping, telling heroes to GTFO of his country, verbally owning pretty much everybody, being an total awesome anti-hero instead of a villain, and fought Hitler.

    Oh, that's right, Black Adam never fought Hitler.

    Namor is so awesome.

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  • ben0207ben0207 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Can somebody post all the pages from Ultimates that have Hawkeye being seriously badass?

    "Shouldn't have dropped me in the freaking kitchen"

    *all the intruders suddenly have knives and forks in their heads*


    or my favourite:

    "Release me or this next one goes right between your eyeballs"

    "so what happens now?"

    "What do you think?"

    *crack*

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  • SalmonOfDoubtSalmonOfDoubt Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    From Sinister Dexter: Bullet Time by Dan Abnett. The whole story is told like this, following the bullets rather than the people.
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    PiptheFair wrote: »
    killing children would be hilarious
    Olivaw wrote: »
    HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE PENNY ARCADE FORUMS

    PLEASE ENJOY YOUR STAY

    AND THIS PENIS
    Man, I don't want to read about this lady's broken vagina.
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I am sitting here trying to come up with a tiered system for rating child molesters.
    cock vore is fuckin hilarious
  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Is Sinister Dexter still going? The last one I read was where Sinister lost his gun and Dexter got his brain tv fried, about six years ago.

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  • SalmonOfDoubtSalmonOfDoubt Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    It's still going, yeah. Between stories at the moment, but they're not dead or anything*
    *Well, they were. They got better.

    SalmonOfDoubt on
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    PiptheFair wrote: »
    killing children would be hilarious
    Olivaw wrote: »
    HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE PENNY ARCADE FORUMS

    PLEASE ENJOY YOUR STAY

    AND THIS PENIS
    Man, I don't want to read about this lady's broken vagina.
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I am sitting here trying to come up with a tiered system for rating child molesters.
    cock vore is fuckin hilarious
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
  • bobgorilabobgorila Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Thomamelas wrote: »

    That always struck me as more an Authority-type line.

    [edit] Oh, right. That's from Ellis' JLA Classified. Durrr

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  • SatanIsMyMotorSatanIsMyMotor Fuck Warren Ellis Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    You know, an entire website devoted to awesome comic book moments would be fantastic.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited May 2008
    bobgorila wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »

    That always struck me as more an Authority-type line.

    [edit] Oh, right. That's from Ellis' JLA Classified. Durrr

    what are you saying, bob

    are you saying that Warren Ellis isn't versatile in his writing?

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    bobgorila wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »

    That always struck me as more an Authority-type line.

    [edit] Oh, right. That's from Ellis' JLA Classified. Durrr

    It kind of is, and yet it fits the issue and the tone of that story really is the JLA. I guess he found the intersection.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    bobgorila wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »

    That always struck me as more an Authority-type line.

    [edit] Oh, right. That's from Ellis' JLA Classified. Durrr

    what are you saying, bob

    are you saying that Warren Ellis isn't versatile in his writing?

    I want to see a poem written by Warren Ellis

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  • SalmonOfDoubtSalmonOfDoubt Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    It's lines like that that make the name Justice League sound vaugely silly.

    SalmonOfDoubt on
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    PiptheFair wrote: »
    killing children would be hilarious
    Olivaw wrote: »
    HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE PENNY ARCADE FORUMS

    PLEASE ENJOY YOUR STAY

    AND THIS PENIS
    Man, I don't want to read about this lady's broken vagina.
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I am sitting here trying to come up with a tiered system for rating child molesters.
    cock vore is fuckin hilarious
  • bobgorilabobgorila Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    bobgorila wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »

    That always struck me as more an Authority-type line.

    [edit] Oh, right. That's from Ellis' JLA Classified. Durrr

    what are you saying, bob

    are you saying that Warren Ellis isn't versatile in his writing?

    You should follow his twitter~

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    I like my women how I like my coffee.

    Anally.
  • SalmonOfDoubtSalmonOfDoubt Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I am not entirely sure Alan Moore knows how the film industry works.
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    SalmonOfDoubt on
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    PiptheFair wrote: »
    killing children would be hilarious
    Olivaw wrote: »
    HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE PENNY ARCADE FORUMS

    PLEASE ENJOY YOUR STAY

    AND THIS PENIS
    Man, I don't want to read about this lady's broken vagina.
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I am sitting here trying to come up with a tiered system for rating child molesters.
    cock vore is fuckin hilarious
  • ZeromusZeromus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Awesome

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  • Mr PinkMr Pink I got cats for youRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Thats probably what Moore sees when he closes his eyes.

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    A little commentary on Alan Moore:
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  • Mr PinkMr Pink I got cats for youRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    It's been said before, but I'll say it again.

    Alan Moore is a fucking wizard.

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Speaking of Alan Moore, here's another awesome moment of his: the introduction of Mogo.
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  • SalmonOfDoubtSalmonOfDoubt Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    "The Mindscape of Alan Moore" is a very interesting/baffling doumentary to watch

    He explains his "I am a shaman" thing in a way that doesn't make him seem crazy

    SalmonOfDoubt on
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    PiptheFair wrote: »
    killing children would be hilarious
    Olivaw wrote: »
    HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE PENNY ARCADE FORUMS

    PLEASE ENJOY YOUR STAY

    AND THIS PENIS
    Man, I don't want to read about this lady's broken vagina.
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I am sitting here trying to come up with a tiered system for rating child molesters.
    cock vore is fuckin hilarious
  • bobgorilabobgorila Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    A green lantern who is an abstract mathematical progression?

    That's a big thought, right there.


    Also, I loved that Dr and Quinch story. Mind the oranges, Marlon!

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    I like my women how I like my coffee.

    Anally.
  • SalmonOfDoubtSalmonOfDoubt Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    D.R. and Quinch was such a wonderfully bizarre thing to read.

    Alan Moore should write more comedies.

    SalmonOfDoubt on
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    PiptheFair wrote: »
    killing children would be hilarious
    Olivaw wrote: »
    HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE PENNY ARCADE FORUMS

    PLEASE ENJOY YOUR STAY

    AND THIS PENIS
    Man, I don't want to read about this lady's broken vagina.
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I am sitting here trying to come up with a tiered system for rating child molesters.
    cock vore is fuckin hilarious
  • mattharvestmattharvest Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    bobgorila wrote: »
    A green lantern who is an abstract mathematical progression?

    That's a big thought, right there.


    Also, I loved that Dr and Quinch story. Mind the oranges, Marlon!

    That's now my most hated concept for a lantern, right behind the living viruses in the Green and Yellow corps.

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  • 143999143999 Tellin' ya not askin' ya, not pleadin' with yaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    bobgorila wrote: »
    A green lantern who is an abstract mathematical progression?

    Seriously, how would you fight that? You'd just be going along, doing your Sinestro thing, and all of a sudden you'd get twelved.

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  • PantheraOncaPantheraOnca Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    143999 wrote: »
    bobgorila wrote: »
    A green lantern who is an abstract mathematical progression?

    Seriously, how would you fight that? You'd just be going along, doing your Sinestro thing, and all of a sudden you'd get twelved.

    divide by zero.

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    bobgorila wrote: »
    A green lantern who is an abstract mathematical progression?

    That's a big thought, right there.


    Also, I loved that Dr and Quinch story. Mind the oranges, Marlon!

    That's now my most hated concept for a lantern, right behind the living viruses in the Green and Yellow corps.

    Do you ever wake up in the morning and realize how horrible you are?

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I am not entirely sure Alan Moore knows how the film industry works.
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    Or maybe he's the only one who knows how it works.

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Casanova 14 came out today, guys. It is one of the best books and everyone who likes good things should read it. Don't start with 14 though, because it is the last issue of a storyline.

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  • CrimsondudeCrimsondude Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Bloods End wrote: »
    bobgorila wrote: »
    A green lantern who is an abstract mathematical progression?

    That's a big thought, right there.


    Also, I loved that Dr and Quinch story. Mind the oranges, Marlon!

    That's now my most hated concept for a lantern, right behind the living viruses in the Green and Yellow corps.

    Do you ever wake up in the morning and realize how horrible you are?

    I'm going to have to second that.

    Matt, you are a very bad person.

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