And here I've been holding hands in the theater all this time.
I've had a blowjob in a theatre before. She just wasn't into the movie and decided it was the simplest way of 'annoying' me when I was actually quite into it.
The girl I dated through high school, we would pick bad movies to do this for. I got head during Unbreakable, X-Men, Rush Hour, a few others. Flat out fucked during that one Keanu Reeves and Morgan Freeman movie because there was literally nobody else in the theater.
The guy in the booth watched, and fapped while you did it.
Girl was so bad at it I had to finish it off myself.
So, I guess I should say that I got half-way jerked off in public once.
Actually you should say you masturbate in public, you fucking sicko.
I got jerked off in a cinema, though. During Iron Man. It was pretty sweet.
The girl I dated through high school, we would pick bad movies to do this for. I got head during Unbreakable, X-Men, Rush Hour, a few others. Flat out fucked during that one Keanu Reeves and Morgan Freeman movie because there was literally nobody else in the theater.
Well we didn't go intending to do this. I wasn't expecting it, at least, because she had never done anything sexual before. At all. Until a few months ago she'd never even kissed a guy.
Well we didn't go intending to do this. I wasn't expecting it, at least, because she had never done anything sexual before. At all. Until a few months ago she'd never even kissed a guy.
I'm not big on the idea of doing anything in a movie theatre. If I payed $10 to see a movie, I'm going to see the fucking movie. I can get ass for free after.
Girl was so bad at it I had to finish it off myself.
So, I guess I should say that I got half-way jerked off in public once.
Actually you should say you masturbate in public, you fucking sicko.
I got jerked off in a cinema, though. During Iron Man. It was pretty sweet.
The girl I dated through high school, we would pick bad movies to do this for. I got head during Unbreakable, X-Men, Rush Hour, a few others. Flat out fucked during that one Keanu Reeves and Morgan Freeman movie because there was literally nobody else in the theater.
Plus, any talking/noise would have played down the repetitive thumping noise of the table hitting the bathroom wall over and over, and I could tell she was enjoying that.
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Well we didn't go intending to do this. I wasn't expecting it, at least, because she had never done anything sexual before. At all. Until a few months ago she'd never even kissed a guy.
Is this "afraid to look you in the face" girl?
...Yes.
We accidentally had sex later.
Right before she told me she was entering a foreign exchange programme to Germany and about how she was going to write me "Every day!"
Plus, any talking/noise would have played down the repetitive thumping noise of the table hitting the bathroom wall over and over, and I could tell she was enjoying that.
The one time you had sex was in a bathroom? That's a bummer.
Sex in crazy places sounds neat, but it's usually a bad idea. Or at least it is when you're 6'1" and kinda broad. Especially in a car, I have no idea how that's supposed to be fun.
I'm not big on the idea of doing anything in a movie theatre. If I payed $10 to see a movie, I'm going to see the fucking movie. I can get ass for free after.
This girl's parents were a particular brand of crazy Christian, and they weren't too happy she was dating an atheist. We didn't really have anywhere else to do this except for the back of my Mustang, and it was a '65 so it wasn't exactly comfortable.
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My ex-girlfriend always annoyed me during sex. It's like, keep your hand out or I'll stab it away. I'm not a bang in and run man, I need time to acquaint myself and get a proper position. I don't need you screwing with my GPS.
I'm not big on the idea of doing anything in a movie theatre. If I payed $10 to see a movie, I'm going to see the fucking movie. I can get ass for free after.
This girl's parents were a particular brand of crazy Christian, and they weren't too happy she was dating an atheist. We didn't really have anywhere else to do this except for the back of my Mustang, and it was a '65 so it wasn't exactly comfortable.
At least you weren't fucking her in the back of a Volkswagen
Plus, any talking/noise would have played down the repetitive thumping noise of the table hitting the bathroom wall over and over, and I could tell she was enjoying that.
The one time you had sex was in a bathroom? That's a bummer.
Sex in crazy places sounds neat, but it's usually a bad idea. Or at least it is when you're 6'1" and kinda broad. Especially in a car, I have no idea how that's supposed to be fun.
Yeah, it was in the bathroom. But, we dragged the big disabled persons table into it so we had something solid to work on. Bathroom was the place with the least cameras. It was at work, for the record.
And on that lovely note, I am going to bed, night chat.
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I've had a blowjob in a theatre before. She just wasn't into the movie and decided it was the simplest way of 'annoying' me when I was actually quite into it.
The guy in the booth watched, and fapped while you did it.
I can't even do that shit in Guitar Hero.
Well we didn't go intending to do this. I wasn't expecting it, at least, because she had never done anything sexual before. At all. Until a few months ago she'd never even kissed a guy.
The one time I've had sex I was very quiet. Like, I was there on a mission, and there would be no distractions from my objective.
That's the one. God, why do you know that?
Is this "afraid to look you in the face" girl?
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During sex, not movies
Do they not have ushers and projectionists and other human beings there?
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I haven't had enough good sex without fear of someone barging in the door to know about myself.
But the one girl who was all into oral had me laughing like the Joker after orgasm.
Such debauchery!
I waste time at work on a blu-ray forum and they were talking about it. never seen it.
When I do public porn, I do it damn well.
I was there.
...Yes.
We accidentally had sex later.
Right before she told me she was entering a foreign exchange programme to Germany and about how she was going to write me "Every day!"
Harsh.
I think I may study abroad for like a year myself.
I promise to post everyday!
life is not oops my dick got hard and fell into your wet pussy
Wait, Iron Man, has she even gone yet?
The one time you had sex was in a bathroom? That's a bummer.
Sex in crazy places sounds neat, but it's usually a bad idea. Or at least it is when you're 6'1" and kinda broad. Especially in a car, I have no idea how that's supposed to be fun.
This girl's parents were a particular brand of crazy Christian, and they weren't too happy she was dating an atheist. We didn't really have anywhere else to do this except for the back of my Mustang, and it was a '65 so it wasn't exactly comfortable.
More like she convinced me, for a moment, that she was ready and I knew goddamn well she was not ready.
Like just a loud "EEEEURRRGHAAAAGH!!!"
like a battle-cry
not sure why really
but damn it feels good
*shakes fist*
At least you weren't fucking her in the back of a Volkswagen
Yeah, it was in the bathroom. But, we dragged the big disabled persons table into it so we had something solid to work on. Bathroom was the place with the least cameras. It was at work, for the record.
And on that lovely note, I am going to bed, night chat.
I thought that's how it worked!
ain't it illegal in most places to put cameras in bathrooms?
That's the worms.
Well yeah, least being zero in the bathrooms case. Didn't make that clear exactly though.
Only if you believe in intelligent falling
The more you know
Sometimes I'll shout "SHORYUKEN."
And punch them with a flaming uppercut.
Does this...does this mean you're not supposed to just pee in there?
Cause that's what I figured...
This is my story. I am sticking to it.
Anyway, morning!
At least it's better than the DROPPIN' LOADS guy in porn