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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Wait did Aegeri have freaky sex in a cemetery? I came in late here.

    It was in a cemetery.

    He hasn't yet established that it was freaky.
    Did he think beforehand "maybe I should put down a towel" ?

    That just means it's her time of the month, that doesn't mean it's freaky.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Wait did Aegeri have freaky sex in a cemetery? I came in late here.

    It was in a cemetery.

    He hasn't yet established that it was freaky.
    Did he think beforehand "maybe I should put down a towel" ?

    That just means it's her time of the month, that doesn't mean it's freaky.
    You know that would've saved some awkward stealth laundry around my place had I thought of it earlier.

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    God I love Meat Loaf.

    I realize this means that my opinions on music taste are invalidated for all eternity but I don't care.

    a friend of mine wants to start loaflolling people with I Would Do Anything For Love, instead of Rickrolling people.

    alright now i have to go to bed.

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    :whistle: Come on! come on!
    And there'll be no turning back,
    You were only killing time and it'll kill you right back!
    Come on! come on!
    It's time to burn up the fuse,
    You've got nothing to do and even less to lose!
    You've got nothing to do and even less to lose!

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Night kiddies.

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Wait did Aegeri have freaky sex in a cemetery? I came in late here.

    It was in a cemetery.

    He hasn't yet established that it was freaky.
    Did he think beforehand "maybe I should put down a towel" ?

    That just means it's her time of the month, that doesn't mean it's freaky.
    You know that would've saved some awkward stealth laundry around my place had I thought of it earlier.

    There's a reason most of my towels are black.

    If that squicks you and you happen to be staying at my place and need to take a shower, the blue towels and leopard print towels are safe.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    *straps on grenades*

    *starts walking to Colma*

    You're a dead fucker, Pickles.

    Gim on
  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Ok, I should have said "not having a penis and not being goth." What I meant is, I can't imagine being aroused at a location that I found as repressive as I find a cemetery.

    It's just that many people do not find them oppressive. They tend to look rather cheerful and peaceful to me, if often quite tacky.

    I know, and I'm not saying there's anything wrong with that, but Aegeri said it wasn't his idea to have sex at the cemetery, and I'm just saying if it wasn't my idea I couldn't perform.

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    (one of) the girl(s) I have a crush on is into bloodplay.

    I think I need to stock up on towels.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    (one of) the girl(s) I have a crush on is into bloodplay.

    I think I need to stock up on towels.

    I don't think I could do that. The clean up afterwards would take waaaay too much effort.

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    (one of) the girl(s) I have a crush on is into bloodplay.

    I think I need to stock up on towels.

    I don't think I could do that. The clean up afterwards would take waaaay too much effort.

    I've never done it before.

    Apparently she's only done it with one person. They put down plastic.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I can't stand the Horrorpops.

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    :whistle: A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age!

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I once saw a group called The Dollyrots, thinking they would be a fun metal/goth spectacle group.

    Boy, was I disappointed.

    Gim on
  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/timeblogs/the_china_blog/~3/288905847/sichuan_quake_iiithree_gorges.html

    Could someone please copy and paste the body of that for me? I can't get to it.

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  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    (one of) the girl(s) I have a crush on is into bloodplay.

    I think I need to stock up on towels.

    I don't think I could do that. The clean up afterwards would take waaaay too much effort.

    I've never done it before.

    Apparently she's only done it with one person. They put down plastic.

    Well that and you'd have to shower afterwards, and frankly I don't have the motivation to get up and shower after sex.

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Loren, it's short.

    A reader in response to a previous post quite rightly raises the (terrible) prospect of damage to Three Gorges Dam, the monumental hydroelectric project located in western Hubei province,about 660 kilometres east of Chengdu. Thus far, both Xinhua and Reuters reports (out of Chengdu) are saying that there is no evidence as yet of any cracks or otherwise significant damage at the Dam as a result of the quake. But it's still early and this is obviously something we'll watch.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Bloody hell...10,000 believed dead and 10,000 believed trapped under the rubble. This is horrific.

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  • AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Aegeri wrote: »
    I suppose I could have been. If she hadn't just pulled me down and decided that was where it was going to happen. It wasn't like I was going to say no.

    I guess this is just me not having a penis to do the thinking for me, but there's no way I could become aroused at a cemetery.

    The penis is evil!
    The penis shoots seeds!
    The penis makes a scourge of men to cover the earth!

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Aegeri wrote: »
    Aegeri wrote: »
    I suppose I could have been. If she hadn't just pulled me down and decided that was where it was going to happen. It wasn't like I was going to say no.

    I guess this is just me not having a penis to do the thinking for me, but there's no way I could become aroused at a cemetery.

    The penis is evil!
    The penis shoots seeds!
    The penis makes a scourge of men to cover the earth!

    Dick will make you slap somebody!

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    16 oz of beer is a larger quantity than 12 but in the end it's still beer I think we can agree

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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Thanks, Feral.

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  • AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Tarranon wrote: »
    16 oz of beer is a larger quantity than 12 but in the end it's still beer I think we can agree

    Funny how you turn up when penis is mentioned >: (

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Tarranon wrote: »
    8 in of dick is a larger quantity than 6 but in the end it's still dick I think we can agree

    pervert

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Gim on
  • AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Gim wrote: »

    You were in that movie weren't you Gim?

    Aegeri on
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  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Tarranon wrote: »
    8 in of dick is a larger quantity than 6 but in the end it's still dick I think we can agree

    pervert

    god it has only been a minute or so and already my life's work is distorted beyond ken.

    now I know how jesus feels.

    wait holy crap windows xp service pack 3?

    how long has this been out? I've been kicking SP2 since like. God. Since forever.

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  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Tarranon wrote: »
    8 in of dick is a larger quantity than 6 but it's still dick in my end, I think we can agree

    fag

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Tarranon wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Tarranon wrote: »
    8 in of dick is a larger quantity than 6 but in the end it's still dick I think we can agree

    pervert

    god it has only been a minute or so and already my life's work is distorted beyond ken.

    now I know how jesus feels inside me

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    ER is the only show about a hospital that can squeeze a fistfight, a drunken Steve Buscemi, a lover's embrace, and an exploding ambulance into a season finale.

    I just...I am taping the episode because I don't know how they did it.

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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Aegeri wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »

    You were in that movie weren't you Gim?

    No. Though I suspect Than was.

    Gim on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Tarranon wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Tarranon wrote: »
    8 in of dick is a larger quantity than 6 but in the end it's still dick I think we can agree

    pervert

    god it has only been a minute or so and already my life's work is distorted beyond ken.

    now I know how jesus feels inside me

    I see what you did there.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Goddamnit, Feral.

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I am pretty averagely endowed.

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  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    SP3 is apparently only a couple of weeks old.

    stunning

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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I am pretty averagely endowed.

    Based on measurements or based on results?

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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Fuck it, I'm tired. I'll just be grungy tomorrow.

    Night.

    Gim on
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Tarranon wrote: »
    SP3 is apparently only a couple of weeks old.

    stunning

    So that's why my computer wants me to keep it up to date.

    James on
  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I am pretty averagely endowed.

    Based on measurements or based on results?
    If you've been a teenager, then one time when it was time to jerk it you got out the ruler first.

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