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Christmas Castration
Lucky Cynic
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Associated Press wrote:Woman Charged With Malicious Castration
By Associated Press
Fri Dec 29, 8:39 PM
LILLINGTON, N.C. - A woman attacked a man in his genitals during a Christmas party, injuring him badly enough that he needed 50 stitches, authorities said Friday. Rebecca Arnold Dawson, 34, was charged with malicious castration in a fight early Tuesday at a party hosted by the 38-year-old man's girlfriend, police said.
All three were heavily intoxicated, police Chief Frank Powers said.
Dawson is accused of grabbing the man's genitals. Police said a weapon was not used. He declined to elaborate.
"I believe he needed more than 50 stitches to repair the damage, but he is back home at this point," police Cpl. Brad Stevens said. "All we can tell you is that the injury was done with her hands."
Dawson does not have a listed phone number.
State law describes malicious castration as cutting off, maiming or disfiguring a person's genitals with the intent to hurt or render the victim impotent.
Dawson, who was released Wednesday on $50,000 bond, also was charged with offenses including assault causing serious bodily injury.
The castration arrest was the first of its kind in Lillington, a town of about 3,000 roughly 30 miles south of Raleigh, Powers said.
Now thats a Party! So did anyone else get a castration for Christmas?
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This has to be one of them...
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their = belonging to them
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That was a euphamism, see.
I was implying things about your penis.
You'll drop it? I rather hope it can stay up on it's own...
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Yeah, you used an inappropriate apostrophe.
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
Bah, then it just starts getting clunky.
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
Oh, I'm over it, but you're still wrong.
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
Oh come on, you didn't pick that up right there?
In that post.
Right there.
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