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Uriel reveals chick-tricks

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    awesome thred

    Zombies Tossed My Salad! on
  • Jesus McChristJesus McChrist Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    LOOK I'M PUTTING ALL OF YOU RETARDS IN ONE OF THOSE OLD STAR TREK EPISODES WHERE YOU HAVE TO FIGHT EACH OTHER TO THE DEATH EXCEPT FOR AT THE END I'M JUST GOING TO NUKE THE ENTIRE ARENA

    So it's more like Punisher VS The Marvel Universe

    Jesus McChrist on
    if you can read this i hope you have a good day partner
  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    LOOK I'M PUTTING ALL OF YOU RETARDS IN ONE OF THOSE OLD STAR TREK EPISODES WHERE YOU HAVE TO FIGHT EACH OTHER TO THE DEATH EXCEPT FOR AT THE END I'M JUST GOING TO NUKE THE ENTIRE ARENA
    nobody reads allcaps typing
    true story

    Zoolander on
  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Uriel wrote:
    Yeah this is fucking hilarious alright.

    I am laughing my ass off over here.

    Really.
    go cry about it then
    Why would I do that when I am having such a good time over here.

    Tallahasseeriel on
  • FreddyDFreddyD Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Man, I wish I had a doppleganger.

    FreddyD on
  • doublehawk00doublehawk00 Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Uriel wrote:
    Uriel wrote:
    Yeah this is fucking hilarious alright.

    I am laughing my ass off over here.

    Really.
    go cry about it then
    Why would I do that when I am having such a good time over here.
    oh uriel you are the master of sarcasm

    doublehawk00 on
  • PeshPesh Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I wish I had friends.

    Pesh on
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  • Son of BeyonderSon of Beyonder From Beyond BeyondRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Zoolander wrote:
    LOOK I'M PUTTING ALL OF YOU RETARDS IN ONE OF THOSE OLD STAR TREK EPISODES WHERE YOU HAVE TO FIGHT EACH OTHER TO THE DEATH EXCEPT FOR AT THE END I'M JUST GOING TO NUKE THE ENTIRE ARENA
    nobody reads allcaps typing
    true story

    what about stuff in italics

    Son of Beyonder on
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  • FreddyDFreddyD Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Pesh wrote:
    I wish I had friends.
    So you can rape them?

    FreddyD on
  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Seriously though?

    Probably the stupidest thread of the year.

    Tallahasseeriel on
  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Uriel wrote:
    Seriously though?

    Probably the bestest thread of the year.

    <3 on
  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Zoolander wrote:
    LOOK I'M PUTTING ALL OF YOU RETARDS IN ONE OF THOSE OLD STAR TREK EPISODES WHERE YOU HAVE TO FIGHT EACH OTHER TO THE DEATH EXCEPT FOR AT THE END I'M JUST GOING TO NUKE THE ENTIRE ARENA
    nobody reads allcaps typing
    true story

    what about stuff in italics

    Geebs without numbers we know it's you

    What are you doing

    Bloods End on
  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited December 2006
    Uriel wrote:
    Seriously though?

    Probably the stupidest thread of the year.

    nah, doublehawk did that yesterday

    DJ Eebs on
  • doublehawk00doublehawk00 Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    <3 wrote:
    Uriel wrote:
    Seriously though?

    Probably the bestest thread of the year.
    yes yes yes yes yes

    uriel i am going to buy you a something awful account so you can make a big ol' e/n thread in gbs

    doublehawk00 on
  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited December 2006
    Bloods End wrote:
    Zoolander wrote:
    LOOK I'M PUTTING ALL OF YOU RETARDS IN ONE OF THOSE OLD STAR TREK EPISODES WHERE YOU HAVE TO FIGHT EACH OTHER TO THE DEATH EXCEPT FOR AT THE END I'M JUST GOING TO NUKE THE ENTIRE ARENA
    nobody reads allcaps typing
    true story

    what about stuff in italics

    Geebs without numbers we know it's you

    What are you doing

    well obviously it's me I told everybody already

    DJ Eebs on
  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Geebs wrote:
    Uriel wrote:
    Seriously though?

    Probably the stupidest thread of the year.

    nah, doublehawk did that yesterday
    Oh yeah. forgot about that one.

    Tallahasseeriel on
  • doublehawk00doublehawk00 Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Geebs wrote:
    Uriel wrote:
    Seriously though?

    Probably the stupidest thread of the year.

    nah, doublehawk did that yesterday
    true, but uriel's posts reign as the stupidest things on the forum

    doublehawk00 on
  • Urie|Urie| Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Does anyone want any more chick-tricks?

    Urie| on
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  • doublehawk00doublehawk00 Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Urie| wrote:
    Does anyone want any more chick-tricks?
    hey quetzi

    doublehawk00 on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    How do I break up with someone for someone else without having the first someone hate me for a very long time.

    Javen on
  • RohaqRohaq UKRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Javen wrote:
    How do I break up with someone for someone else without having the first someone hate me for a very long time.
    Put a fiver in her G-string?

    Rohaq on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I don't think she owns any.

    Javen on
  • RohaqRohaq UKRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Buy a g-string, then put a fiver in it? Jeez man, think here.

    Rohaq on
  • Urie|Urie| Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Yeah Rohaq has pretty much got it. Give her some money and just move over to another pole. It is not that hard dude.

    Urie| on
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  • doublehawk00doublehawk00 Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Urie| wrote:
    Yeah Rohaq has pretty much got it. Give her some money and just move over to another pole. It is not that hard dude.
    Urie| wrote:
    Does anyone want any more chick-tricks?
    hey quetzi

    doublehawk00 on
  • FreddyDFreddyD Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Urie| wrote:
    Yeah Rohaq has pretty much got it. Give her some money and just move over to another pole. It is not that hard dude.
    Whoa, he's switch hitting for the other team?

    FreddyD on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I'm not going to buy her something sexy if I'm not going to see it. Maybe some burkenstocks instead.

    Javen on
  • RohaqRohaq UKRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    FreddyD wrote:
    Urie| wrote:
    Yeah Rohaq has pretty much got it. Give her some money and just move over to another pole. It is not that hard dude.
    Whoa, he's switch hitting for the other team?
    It's not gay if she has to strap it on.

    Rohaq on
  • Urie|Urie| Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Guys I think you are a bit out of my league here. I can give you advice on strippers if you want it though. Also, if you ever get all sorts of sores on your lip don't pop them.

    Urie| on
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  • FreddyDFreddyD Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Urie| wrote:
    Guys I think you are a bit out of my league here. I can give you advice on strippers if you want it though. Also, if you ever get all sorts of sores on your lip don't pop them.
    If there is a noticeable bulge in her g-string do you still tip?

    FreddyD on
  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    FreddyD wrote:
    Urie| wrote:
    Guys I think you are a bit out of my league here. I can give you advice on strippers if you want it though. Also, if you ever get all sorts of sores on your lip don't pop them.
    If there is a noticeable bulge in her g-string do you still tip?
    Tip extra

    Green on
  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    What the hell

    Redeemer on
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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    This thread is amazing

    Shit what do I do

    I'm used to G&T, all you have to do there is post anime screencaps

    fuck fuck fuck

    TheySlashThem on
  • KongKong Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    This thread is amazing

    Shit what do I do

    I'm used to G&T, all you have to do there is post anime screencaps

    fuck fuck fuck

    i don't know

    but we both have bees as our avs

    we should fuck

    Kong on
    Targets eliminated: zilch
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Kong wrote:
    This thread is amazing

    Shit what do I do

    I'm used to G&T, all you have to do there is post anime screencaps

    fuck fuck fuck

    i don't know

    but we both have bees as our avs

    we should fuck
    'kay.

    unf buzz unf buzz unf buzz unf

    TheySlashThem on
  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    This thread is amazing

    Shit what do I do

    I'm used to G&T, all you have to do there is post anime screencaps

    fuck fuck fuck

    just answered your own question

    Butler on
  • blizzard224blizzard224 Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    What if you only have change? Does change equal in amount to five dollars work too?

    blizzard224 on
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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    What if you only have change? Does change equal in amount to five dollars work too?
    She can store it in her vagina

    like a kangaroo

    TheySlashThem on
  • blizzard224blizzard224 Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    What if you only have change? Does change equal in amount to five dollars work too?
    She can store it in her vagina

    like a kangaroo

    Isn't that where the babies go?

    blizzard224 on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    What if you only have change? Does change equal in amount to five dollars work too?
    She can store it in her vagina

    like a kangaroo

    Isn't that where the babies go?
    That depends on how the vagina works.

    Let's ask Uriel!

    TheySlashThem on
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