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Robert Jordan isn't dead anymore

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    NOOOOOOO! ROOOOOBEEEEEERT! :cry:

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    What a gullibull!

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  • blizzard224blizzard224 Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Because I'm too lazy to read the Wiki: Who the hell is Robert Jordan anyway?

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Because I'm too lazy to read the Wiki: Who the hell is Robert Jordan anyway?

    He wrote Wheel of Fortune.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited December 2006
    FreddyD wrote:
    So Robert Jordan is the undead? Is this going to effect the quality of his books? He cannot rest until the series is complete.
    Brains brains brains. Brains? Brains brains. Brains brains BRAINS!



    Brains.

    fin.

    he'd be the worst zombie ever

    all chasing the same dude

    all like "I'M GOING TO EAT YOUR BRAINS EVENTUALLY JUST YOU WAIT"

    then he never gets around to it

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  • blizzard224blizzard224 Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Drez wrote:
    Because I'm too lazy to read the Wiki: Who the hell is Robert Jordan anyway?

    He wrote Wheel of Fortune.

    NOOOOOOOOOOOO

    ROOOBBEEEEEEEEERT!

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Drez wrote:
    Because I'm too lazy to read the Wiki: Who the hell is Robert Jordan anyway?

    He wrote Soldier of Fortune.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Drez wrote:
    Because I'm too lazy to read the Wiki: Who the hell is Robert Jordan anyway?

    He wrote Wheel of Fortune.

    NOOOOOOOOOOOO

    ROOOBBEEEEEEEEERT!

    Wait, that was Bob Barker. Wrong Robert.

    R. Jordan is the litfag that wrote Wheel of Time.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Ya know, Fram spit on the Wheel of Fortune.

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  • blizzard224blizzard224 Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Drez wrote:
    Drez wrote:
    Because I'm too lazy to read the Wiki: Who the hell is Robert Jordan anyway?

    He wrote Wheel of Fortune.

    NOOOOOOOOOOOO

    ROOOBBEEEEEEEEERT!

    Wait, that was Bob Barker. Wrong Robert.

    R. Jordan is the litfag that wrote Wheel of Time.

    Oh. I hate those novels.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Wheel of Time is awesome.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    man I am converting an AVI video to DVD format so I can burn it


    this is taking goddamn for-fucking-ever

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Raneados wrote:
    man I am converting an AVI video to DVD format so I can burn it


    this is taking goddamn for-fucking-ever

    AVI -> anything takes too long.

    Xilisoft is pretty quick, I've found...I think there's a Xilisoft app that does AVI to DVD...I'd have to check.

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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    so those books will finally end?

    just read one through 3 and thats basically the entire story

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Barcardi wrote:
    so those books will finally end?

    just read one through 3 and thats basically the entire story

    And the entire story sucks.

    WoT becomes bad around the second time you see "Rand" in print which is, what, three pages in?

    Jordan knows how to use English, I'll give him that much. But what he does with it is so very ugly, I want to smash his fingers.

    Less-refined writers like Weis/Hickman or Feist may not be able to craft the same poetic imagery as Jordan, but at least their stories are interesting on the whole.

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  • PataPata Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Masada wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    Masada wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    Masada wrote:
    Wiki changed. God hasn't murdered Jordan yet.

    Keep changing it back to make your thread look mildly less retarded.

    You're just pissed because he stole your name.

    He stole it before I was even born!

    Exactly!

    Truely a cunning criminal mastermind.

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  • SnackAttackSnackAttack Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    This thread is woven with lies. Terrible, treacherous lies.

    I had my hopes up that I could call my friend and crush his dreams of ever finishing the Wheel of Time series, since he always talks about it.

    Fuck it, he's no where near a computer for atleast a week, I'm calling him and telling him that fucker's dead. He died in New Zealand in a terrible writing accident, that ended in a short fall from a high cliff followed by molestation by several small woodland creatures. Bastard's dead.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    ITT lies and deceit

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  • HybridHybrid South AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    ITT lies and deceit

    But for that brief and wonderful moment, there was hope.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Hope is for pussies.

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  • HybridHybrid South AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    duly noted

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I like Wheel of Time.

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  • HybridHybrid South AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I gathered. For me it just couldnt hold my attention as it was, without all of the annoying dragging-it-out-about-5-books-too-far thing.

    edit: Actually, I do like some of the ideas (the repeating of ages, the mages and stuff) but the books just could not grab me at all.

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    ZeroZero wrote:
    I like Wheel of Time.

    I read the first 9 books or so.

    10000 pages or so was enough.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I know so much about wheel of time. It's not even funny.

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  • SnackAttackSnackAttack Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    ZeroZero wrote:
    I like Wheel of Time.

    I've been told it is to literature what Lost is to television:

    Much longer than it needs to be, with no end in sight. Unless of course the author dies and the publishing company slaps together a half finished book that ends with the plane crash being a metaphor for the end of the world, and the island representing a place for the troubled souls that need their issues worked out before they can pass on or some shit. That or it was all in the head of the crazy fat guy. Probably that one. There is a crazy fat guy in Wheel of Time right? There should be.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    ZeroZero wrote:
    I like Wheel of Time.

    I've been told it is to literature what Lost is to television:

    Much longer than it needs to be, with no end in sight. Unless of course the author dies and the publishing company slaps together a half finished book that ends with the plane crash being a metaphor for the end of the world, and the island representing a place for the troubled souls that need their issues worked out before they can pass on or some shit. That or it was all in the head of the crazy fat guy. Probably that one. There is a crazy fat guy in Wheel of Time right? There should be.
    I've never seen Lost actually.

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  • matthias00matthias00 Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I remember, way back when, in 7th grade. I had to do a book report. Everyone else picked relatively easy books.

    Not me.

    I picked the first book of the Wheel of Time.

    We got a couple weeks where we were told to read the book, but we also had other homework. Everyone else had about ~150 pages to read, so it was all right.

    Me? I had 800+ pages.

    Yeah, I got into page 100 or so, did a book report on that, and got an A.

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  • HybridHybrid South AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I like Lost.

    ITT we go around in circles.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    matthias00 wrote:
    I remember, way back when, in 7th grade. I had to do a book report. Everyone else picked relatively easy books.

    Not me.

    I picked the first book of the Wheel of Time.

    We got a couple weeks where we were told to read the book, but we also had other homework. Everyone else had about ~150 pages to read, so it was all right.

    Me? I had 800+ pages.

    Yeah, I got into page 100 or so, did a book report on that, and got an A.

    Wheel of Time

    as read by Wilford Brimley

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Some one quiz me. I bet I can answer it.

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    edited December 2006
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  • miguel-sanchezmiguel-sanchez Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    Green wrote:
    I was gunna post something but I decided not to..
    Good
    what movie is your sig form?

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  • MegalodonMegalodon Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    ZeroZero wrote:
    Some one quiz me. I bet I can answer it.

    What

    shit, it's been like four years, I don't remember shit

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  • ReapingWildOatsReapingWildOats Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I would enjoy reading dane cooks eulogy

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    ZeroZero wrote:
    Some one quiz me. I bet I can answer it.

    What the hell is a wheel of time?

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  • Pause/BreakPause/Break Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Bloods End wrote:
    ZeroZero wrote:
    Some one quiz me. I bet I can answer it.

    What the hell is a wheel of time?

    A clock

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    this dissapoints and angers me greatly.

    i'm pulling my hair so hard right now.

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  • SnackAttackSnackAttack Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I would enjoy reading dane cooks eulogy

    As soon as he dies, two more will take his place. Mark my words.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Bloods End wrote:
    ZeroZero wrote:
    Some one quiz me. I bet I can answer it.

    What the hell is a wheel of time?
    It's the wheel of the ages. With each spoke representing an age and the turning of the wheel the passing of time. Currently we are in the forth age, but this age is almost at an end.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    ZeroZero wrote:
    Some one quiz me. I bet I can answer it.

    Okay. What happens between pages 3,457,267 and 3,457,269?

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