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This Island Paradise is a Shit Hole

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Enns wrote: »
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    Kauai is where test drive: unlimited was, right? I thought the place looked shitty just from driving around a virtual version of it.

    Also, if you want the experience of living in a "paradise" that isn't getting anywhere, but don't like boats, just live in Florida for a while.

    Actually that was O'ahu. Which is the island that is the closest thing to being an actual city. All the other islands are full of dark rednecks that hate white people except they are too stupid to realise they are just glorifying those white people they hate. Mullets, raised trucks, too many fucking kids, and construction jobs.

    Paradise
    They call it paradise
    I don't know why
    You call someplace paradise,
    kiss it goodbye

    Ringo on
    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Kauai was where they taped the part of Jurassic Park that had them hiding behind the tree stump thing, right? Went there as part of a bigger vacation and the tour guide person was so stoked to point this out

    People started furiously taking pictures of the area like they would remember the significance twenty years later. At least it was a nice view. Better than the picture of a decapitated seagull near the shore

    Fiz on
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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    I find it pretty ridiculous that he is bitching about how everyone should speak pure undiluted english.

    Has anyone pointed out the irony that, in his ramble on stupidity and the butchering of language, he called it the Blue color comedy tour?

    B.C. on
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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    Let's erase Texas. Give me three really good reasons why we shouldn't, if you feel that way.

    The Alamo Drafthouse

    Willie Nelson

    Houston Space Center

    The space center is the only good reason

    What about the couple of billion dollars of revenue it generates for your economy?

    most of which is generated at costs which can't be measured monetarily

    like the tons of pollutants the entire state pours into the air

    or the fact that it's a haven for unethical businesses

    Shorty on
  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    That's dumb.


    Why don't you just hate faggoty "musicians" who can't do anything new?

    Because that's entirely reasonable, and thus has no place in a rant.
    was this asshole talking shit about ukuleles

    motherfucker I will gut you

    Look, I don't mind a well-played ukulele. I watched Arrested Development all the way through without ever once going into a blind rage during the theme song. It's just that, after twenty-one years of the same local drivel playing on every radio, I have come to associate ukuleles with horrible, horrible fucking music.
    Well played ukulele? Fine. Cool. Neato, but the basic fact is that when I hear the word "ukulele," what springs to mind is not "Oh, awesome, that's an instrument!", it's "Oh shit, some fucking imbecile with a rat-tail haircut and a 'Local Style' t-shirt has deluded himself into thinking he's a musician."

    It's a Pavlovian thing, Ukulele = shit, has been my experience for pretty much my entire life, and it's gonna take a long time for that damage to heal, people.
    B.C. wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    I find it pretty ridiculous that he is bitching about how everyone should speak pure undiluted english.

    Has anyone pointed out the irony that, in his ramble on stupidity and the butchering of language, he called it the Blue color comedy tour?

    I never said anything of the sort. I'm just saying that what gets spoken here is so far beyond the fucking pale that it can barely be considered a language at this point. It grates on the ears, and rends the mind.

    Also; Ha ha, typos.

    DE?AD on
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    this is a fucking great thread

    thumbs up, DE?AD

    Fallout on
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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Thumbs up, Fallout.

    DE?AD on
  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    there are balls

    i have balls

    balllllsssssss

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    dead why does the artists corner full of absolute fucking morons and a only a few good dudes

    that mars elliot fellow is a good dude

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    dead why does the artists corner full of absolute fucking morons and a only a few good dudes

    Because that's how things always go?
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    that mars elliot fellow is a good dude

    Um... 'kay.

    DE?AD on
  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Fiz wrote: »
    Kauai was where they taped the part of Jurassic Park that had them hiding behind the tree stump thing, right? Went there as part of a bigger vacation and the tour guide person was so stoked to point this out

    People started furiously taking pictures of the area like they would remember the significance twenty years later. At least it was a nice view. Better than the picture of a decapitated seagull near the shore

    I think that was Hawaii actually

    Also, I've been to Maui three times and have greatly enjoyed it

    DrIanMalcolm on
  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    what i'm saying is shut up bitch

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Holy shit, how did I miss this.

    Having lived in Hawaii for 5 years, I'd like to say that that was a fantastic OP.

    Marshmallow on
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i fucked a chick that lived in hawaii

    she told me they have a day that is devoted to beating up non-hawaiians

    is that true

    Fallout on
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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    what i'm saying is shut up bitch

    I... Man, what?

    To Fallout: I wouldn't doubt it. It probably happens in some places. Haoles are not well liked here.

    Which brings up my next bit in the "Kauai = The South" shtick: Racism!

    DE?AD on
  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    what i'm saying is shut up bitch

    I... Man, what?

    i'm drunk and you need to hush

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    what i'm saying is shut up bitch

    I... Man, what?

    i'm drunk and you need to hush

    Well I think you're drunk and you need to hush. So there!

    DE?AD on
  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    a robust maneuver

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    i fucked a chick that lived in hawaii

    she told me they have a day that is devoted to beating up non-hawaiians

    is that true
    nah man, every day is devoted to beating up non-hawaiians

    Druhim on
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