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    wombatwombat __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    Bergy wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    bergy shave your hair and go by the name "chad"

    do it and I will maybe pay you

    that doesn't sound very fucked up

    only shave half of your face for a month


    i would pay to see that on a man

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    oogmaroogmar Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Raneados wrote:
    oogmar, you seem to be a stereotype. Would you like to start over?

    I grew up on a farm/estate property in North Dakota. When I was born, my family was so rich it was kind of disgusting. By the time I was 9, we were so poor we didn't bother with a fridge because our electricity got shut off in our trailer way too often.

    My dad was an abusive psychotic with a drug problem. I found refuge in music, reading, skating, and pissing off pretty much any establishment I could find because my dad was military and it seemed fashionable when I was still 13.

    Got kicked out at 15 because my mother had turned to the boozahol at that point, divorced my father, and didn't want to pay for me to live with her.

    Now I'm an 18-year-old working a low pay job to afford community college. I live with some guy who is doing the same.

    I have fair amounts of casual sex. I don't delude myself into thinking that this isn't, to some extent, me trying fruitlessly to make up for having my heart obliterated by some guy who shouldn't have been worth my time anyway.

    I play videogames like they are a religion.

    I don't sleep enough.

    I smoke too much.

    Yeah, I guess I kind of am a stereotype.

    oogmar on
    Rane, you lazy bastard, you can shut the hell up.

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    BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    i already have a beard so it would be immediately weird

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    I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
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    wombatwombat __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    so half the work is done for you





    ohh haha i made an accidental joke

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Everything will be ok Oog because you post here.

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    BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    wombat wrote:
    so half the work is done for you





    ohh haha i made an accidental joke

    i just pictured the penquin in your sig all doing the ba-dum-phss

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    oogmaroogmar Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Arsenic7 wrote:
    Everything will be ok Oog because you post here.

    The internet saves lives.

    oogmar on
    Rane, you lazy bastard, you can shut the hell up.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Arsenic7 wrote:
    Everything will be ok Oog because you post here.

    SE++ cures cancer.










    cures it with RAPE

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Guys i'm gonna wear a toned-down (collar-wise) version of this costume to a party tonight

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    It's perfect!

    No need to tone it down.

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Needs more pants.

    Ubik on
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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    For the sake of not sweating so much I think I'm gonna cut it to a polo and a button-up.

    scarlet st. on
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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    sam you will be the bell of the ball

    Kovak on
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    YggdrasillYggdrasill Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I was gonna buy a wii for new years but i cant find one.

    Yggdrasill on
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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    can you spot all the sexy in that picture?

    I sure can't

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    can you spot all the sexy in that picture?

    I sure can't
    Shot to my goddamn heart, girl.

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    can you spot all the sexy in that picture?

    I sure can't
    Shot to my goddamn heart, girl.
    No wait I mean because there is too much of it!

    oh god i'm so awkward

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    can you spot all the sexy in that picture?

    I sure can't
    Shot to my goddamn heart, girl.
    No wait I mean because there is too much of it!

    oh god i'm so awkward
    You're killin' me here.

    I'm gonna go shower.

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    bombardierbombardier Moderator mod
    edited December 2006
    Knob why do you not use punctuation?

    Are you communicating via telegraph?

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    periods are for girls

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I have been waylaid STOP

    The trains are not on time STOP

    I shall see you in a fortnight STOP

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    telegraph sex

    Your rock hard STOP

    Penis Penetrates me STOP

    Oh god baby could you STOP

    Put it there it hurts so STOP

    good STOP

    Kovak on
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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    a STOP

    s STOP

    l STOP

    ? STOP

    Ubik on
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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    13 STOP

    canada STOP

    your next door neighbors house STOP

    Kovak on
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    NoomNoom Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    telegraph sex

    Your rock hard STOP

    Penis Penetrates me STOP

    Oh god baby could you STOP

    Put it there it hurts so STOP

    good STOP
    THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TELEGRAM STOP
    THE STOP IS A PERIOD STOP
    KIDS THESE DAYS STOP

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    anarcakeanarcake regular
    edited December 2006
    it's more like a series of wires

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    HelloHello Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    FUCK YEAH, YOU GUYS. TELEGRAPH SEX, YOU GUYS.

    let's get crunked

    Hello on
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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    who are you

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Hello wrote:
    FUCK YEAH, YOU GUYS. TELEGRAPH SEX, YOU GUYS.

    let's get crunked

    Hello

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    who are you

    if he were to quote this and say hello it'd amuse me

    Kovak on
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    HelloHello Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    i wont be your monkey

    Hello on
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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Hello wrote:
    i wont be your monkey

    Hello

    Straightzi on
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    ReapingWildOatsReapingWildOats Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I am currently stuck in a house with a bottle of booze and everybody is ignoring my calls.

    what a horrible car service, I can't believe I am related to them

    ReapingWildOats on
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    wombatwombat __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    Noom wrote:
    telegraph sex

    Your rock hard STOP

    Penis Penetrates me STOP

    Oh god baby could you STOP

    Put it there it hurts so STOP

    good STOP
    THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TELEGRAM STOP
    THE STOP IS A PERIOD STOP
    KIDS THESE DAYS STOP

    STOP

    STOP

    STOP

    wombat on
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    HelloHello Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Quetzi wrote:
    Hello wrote:
    i wont be your monkey

    Hello

    what the fuck do you want

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
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    Ubik on
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    AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I ran out of money, so I'm spending New Years playing Wii, instead of in a club surrounded by sexy ladies.

    I literally have minus £1000 at the moment.

    Ashcroft on
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    ReapingWildOatsReapingWildOats Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    thats because dick girls at clubs charge a lot

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    ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    NEW YEARS IN SWEDEN W)OE

    ahwra happ new year

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    AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    thats because dick girls at clubs charge a lot

    I can't afford dickgirls even when I have money. I have to make do with vaginas.

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