today I was working like normal and my boss was telling some joke, and I wasn't really listening, I had all this stuff to prepare for a client meeting and his jokes are stupid most of the time, and I was like "god can you please just hush for two minutes"
and then a full-grown lion just busted all up in our office! I had to basically wrestle it for a minute but then we managed to get it out the door and onto the sidewalk finally
dang wam you like hercules
more like popeye, only with alcohol instead of spinach
this is actually a character my ex has come up with for his comic book
i once jumped off a dock into my lake and a mother duck came flying at me because her ducklings were near so i threw seaweed stuff at her and she went away.
hahha.
one time, i was swimming at the beach, and a family of ducks were swimming close by.
so i dove under, about ten feet, and swum along until i was under the ducks, and surfaced right in the middle of the pack, bellowing as I surfaced, making jaw chomping motions with my arms.
The ducks went crazy.
Before that moment, i never realized how cool it must feel to be an alligator.
i once jumped off a dock into my lake and a mother duck came flying at me because her ducklings were near so i threw seaweed stuff at her and she went away.
hahha.
one time, i was swimming at the beach, and a family of ducks were swimming close by.
so i dove under, about ten feet, and swum along until i was under the ducks, and surfaced right in the middle of the pack, bellowing as I surfaced, making jaw chomping motions with my arms.
The ducks went crazy.
Before that moment, i never realized how cool it must feel to be an alligator.
When Jim Rhodes is about to give the award speech, and he notices that Tony Stark isn't in the audience, and he just looks so sad and disappointed. I felt really hurt on his behalf and wanted to give him a huge hug and my eyes teared up.
I think the most grisly pet related murders ive seen were in our big aquarium. We used to have a shark which shared the tank with hermit crabs and starfish (them being the only things he wouldnt eat) and we would just throw some goldfish in for them to eat. The shark would just gulp them up, the hermit crabs would shred them to pieces, but man fuck that starfish. One day it was pressed against the side of the glass, and it had something shiny in the middle of it. Upon closer inspection I realized it was a fish head, pressed against the glass, its eye missing.
I think the most grisly pet related murders ive seen were in our big aquarium. We used to have a shark which shared the tank with hermit crabs and starfish (them being the only things he wouldnt eat) and we would just throw some goldfish in for them to eat. The shark would just gulp them up, the hermit crabs would shred them to pieces, but man fuck that starfish. One day it was pressed against the side of the glass, and it had something shiny in the middle of it. Upon closer inspection I realized it was a fish head, pressed against the glass, its eye missing.
there used to be this pet store near me which had a piranha, you could stick your hand past the bars up to the tank, it would try to bite you all bashing it's head off the glass, it was pretty cool
When Jim Rhodes is about to give the award speech, and he notices that Tony Stark isn't in the audience, and he just looks so sad and disappointed. I felt really hurt on his behalf and wanted to give him a huge hug and my eyes teared up.
I think there is possibly no character in comics that I feel worse for than rhodey
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To be fair a gaggle of geese can be pretty intimidating. Yeah, they're really cowards, and if you run at them and flap your arms they'll back off, but it can be hard to remember to do that when they descend on you, honking.
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When they see us coming, the birdies all try an' hide,
But they still go for peanuts when coated with cyanide.
The sun's shining bright,
Ev'rything seems all right,
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.:whistle:
When they see us coming, the birdies all try an' hide,
But they still go for peanuts when coated with cyanide.
The sun's shining bright,
Ev'rything seems all right,
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.:whistle:
They call impeity
and lack of propriety
and quite a variety
of unpleasant names
When Jim Rhodes is about to give the award speech, and he notices that Tony Stark isn't in the audience, and he just looks so sad and disappointed. I felt really hurt on his behalf and wanted to give him a huge hug and my eyes teared up.
I think there is possibly no character in comics that I feel worse for than rhodey
Is it worse in the comics? I shall feel grateful that the movie had just that one scene, then.
One time I was at the zoo in the bird exhibits (it's indoors with reptiles) and I saw a mouse crawl into the parrot's exhibit from the drain, grab some fruit and leave through the drain
When Jim Rhodes is about to give the award speech, and he notices that Tony Stark isn't in the audience, and he just looks so sad and disappointed. I felt really hurt on his behalf and wanted to give him a huge hug and my eyes teared up.
I think there is possibly no character in comics that I feel worse for than rhodey
Is it worse in the comics? I shall feel grateful that the movie had just that one scene, then.
here's an article with quite a lot of spoilers in it as far as his storyline goes
I don't know why, I just always felt sorry for him
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secret identity: kate w.
hahha.
one time, i was swimming at the beach, and a family of ducks were swimming close by.
so i dove under, about ten feet, and swum along until i was under the ducks, and surfaced right in the middle of the pack, bellowing as I surfaced, making jaw chomping motions with my arms.
The ducks went crazy.
Before that moment, i never realized how cool it must feel to be an alligator.
Did it know gust?
my favorite troll is moriarty
yeah, i'm not sure if she meant that comments like that are endearing, or she won't fuck a man with a smaller vocab than her.
edit: meaning has become clearer
That is gross. And fantastic.
there used to be this pet store near me which had a piranha, you could stick your hand past the bars up to the tank, it would try to bite you all bashing it's head off the glass, it was pretty cool
it was really embarassing when you're five and your mom can't fend off some dang geese
now they just sit there and yell at me
i said troll,
not freak
But they still go for peanuts when coated with cyanide.
The sun's shining bright,
Ev'rything seems all right,
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.:whistle:
They call impeity
and lack of propriety
and quite a variety
of unpleasant names
siiigh
so tired of vying for your affections. I'm going to buy a pocket dictionary and rip out all the k and w pages, just to spite you.
that was one of the coolest experiences of my life.
started to play wrestle with this huge fucker. he was a white/grey wolf named Bear
Freaking mouse struck gold
the funny thing is that whenever i look up words when i'm writing, i'll get distracted and just read the dicitonary for an hour
They hate it and try to kill it if it gets too close but ti's been there for like a year
wrestling with animals is great.
when a dog really gets how play fighting works, it is so great.
My old dog lept off a 7' tall patio onto my chest, pretend biting my neck as he landed.
I don't know why, I just always felt sorry for him
no see, it's symbolic.
What a badass chipmunk
hell yes. it's pretty much the first thing i do when i meet dogs.
my ex had a big ol puppy rotweiller and the first day he ever came to the house, everyone had left the room and i just wrestled with it for an hour
i left with my arms all red from it biting me and me throwing it off.
from then on, it wouldn't leave my side when i came over
Obbi, we both know those are the voices in your head.
but a lot of u words are hard
i need to look them up
i really hope this was a hysterectomy joke
because if so
hi5
ever play rape with a dog?
bahahaha. i think you're just hitting on me now
also, i like this quote out of context even more
I laughed way too hard at this
But she wasn't really clever, and would just fall asleep.