Sarah's rabbit Pineapple is pretty funny. He just wants to cuddle all the time. He tries to cuddle with her roomate's black cat but the cat just reacts all "what the fuck are you doin? Get away you weird little fuzzy thing!"
So Piney hopped around with the cat for close to an hour until the cat crawled up onto the futon and fell asleep. The bunny watched the cat for a minute and then hopped up next to it and fell asleep cuddled up against it.
Such a "D'awwwwwwwww" moment. I think I lost braincells.
We took our dogs swimming and there were three swans on the river and one of the dogs attempted to chase them - no! Bad dog! Fortunately he's pretty obedient and returned when called.
Yes they are. It's one of the truths of life though that everyone is told not to approach a swan because they can break your arm with the flap of their wing but no one has actually known anyone whose arm has been broken by a swan.
We took our dogs swimming and there were three swans on the river and one of the dogs attempted to chase them - no! Bad dog! Fortunately he's pretty obedient and returned when called.
Yes they are. It's one of the truths of life though that everyone is told not to approach a swan because they can break your arm with the flap of their wing but no one has actually known anyone whose arm has been broken by a swan.
We took our dogs swimming and there were three swans on the river and one of the dogs attempted to chase them - no! Bad dog! Fortunately he's pretty obedient and returned when called.
Yes they are. It's one of the truths of life though that everyone is told not to approach a swan because they can break your arm with the flap of their wing but no one has actually known anyone whose arm has been broken by a swan.
Doesn't the Queen also own them all or something?
Yup. It's like the king's deer in Robin Hood tales. Can't kill a swan.
But see it was the "king's deer" because of medieval ownership laws, and also that Sherwood fell under the jurisdiction of the King's own feudal estate. Not every deer in England belonged to him.
But now the Queen's all "any Swan belongs to me regardless of which fief it resides in" which is oversteps the authority of the Crown and totally gives the finger (or more thematically appropriate, 'flips the bird') at the Magna Carta.
But see it was the "king's deer" because of medieval ownership laws, and also that Sherwood fell under the jurisdiction of the King's own feudal estate. Not every deer in England belonged to him.
But now the Queen's all "any Swan belongs to me regardless of which fief it resides in" which is oversteps the authority of the Crown and totally gives the finger (or more thematically appropriate, 'flips the bird') at the Magna Carta.
Montfort is rolling in his grave.
there are so many parts of you that i want to kiss
When he realized the battle had turned against him, and was hopelessly outnumbered, he turned to his men and said "Now it is time to die!" and charged uphill against his foes.
But see it was the "king's deer" because of medieval ownership laws, and also that Sherwood fell under the jurisdiction of the King's own feudal estate. Not every deer in England belonged to him.
But now the Queen's all "any Swan belongs to me regardless of which fief it resides in" which is oversteps the authority of the Crown and totally gives the finger (or more thematically appropriate, 'flips the bird') at the Magna Carta.
Montfort is rolling in his grave.
Right, but they were the King's Deer specifically because he had overstepped his bounds and declared previously public domains and private landholdings to be forests and therefore subject to Royal oversight.
Not sayin' you're wrong, because you aren't. Just giving a bit of backstory.
My point here is that the Queen better watch her shit lest some Barons start requesting Swaneus Corpus.
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we watched it
well then start callin' me Sparky
So Piney hopped around with the cat for close to an hour until the cat crawled up onto the futon and fell asleep. The bunny watched the cat for a minute and then hopped up next to it and fell asleep cuddled up against it.
Such a "D'awwwwwwwww" moment. I think I lost braincells.
It's kind of a dumb story.
i saw a man try to wrestle a bear cub once
we had to get him off for fear of the mama bear coming and killing us all
bear?
Yo.
Collecting unemployment and riding my bicycle.
Wassupwitchoo?
working and riding my motorcycle.
rope bondage party last night.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Yes they are. It's one of the truths of life though that everyone is told not to approach a swan because they can break your arm with the flap of their wing but no one has actually known anyone whose arm has been broken by a swan.
Doesn't the Queen also own them all or something?
hehehahaha
Tell the queen to stop fucking around.
But now the Queen's all "any Swan belongs to me regardless of which fief it resides in" which is oversteps the authority of the Crown and totally gives the finger (or more thematically appropriate, 'flips the bird') at the Magna Carta.
Montfort is rolling in his grave.
there are so many parts of you that i want to kiss
When he realized the battle had turned against him, and was hopelessly outnumbered, he turned to his men and said "Now it is time to die!" and charged uphill against his foes.
tell them its not worth gettin in a bunch about it
just hide the bones in the cellar when youre done
its the perfect crime
Not sayin' you're wrong, because you aren't. Just giving a bit of backstory.
My point here is that the Queen better watch her shit lest some Barons start requesting Swaneus Corpus.
i remember that, i was living in phoenix at the time
i remember the dude felt really bad about it
swan broth
I mean...
... nah, it's dead hookers.
Yeah