Verily, I conclude that mine own satiation shall be met only by the most succulent of Swans. Its tender breast shall feed my household upon the Sabbath and for a fortnight hereafter. Though the salacious Queen's own hand makes this simple act of survival into the most egregious of criminal acts.
Verily, I conclude that mine own satiation shall be met only by the most succulent of Swans. It's tender breast shall feed my household upon the Sabbath and for a fortnight hereafter. Though the salacious Queens own hand makes this simple act of survival into the most egregious of criminal acts.
Move that apostrophe from 'It's' to 'Queens' and I shall kiss you.
My Aunt an Uncle used to live on a farm and once I saw my Uncle chase down a chicken. That damned chicken tore ass, and when he caught it I thought he killed it because it went totally limp. He tagged it, and then tossed it in the air and it just came back to life. [/bird story]
tl;dr Chicken play dead when caught.
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If I had a pigeon I would paint it white and call it a dove
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My old cat used to go bed with me at night, wake up at 2AM and go hunting, if she caught something she would come into my room and start meowing (she was a cat that would only meow when she caught something or she wanted some crab or prawns) I would then have to turn on the light pick her up and give her a hug and congratulate her or she wouldn't shut up.
I would then get to go to sleep listening to the crunching of bones.
Then she started developing a lump in her belly but no one believed me, year and a half later the doctor said it had gotten to big and they couldn't operate and they had to put her down.
that's like a hundred in cat years, and she went out enjoying delicacies, what a little character
She was the cool grandma cat that gave all the kittens the best gifts and would drop the occasional f-bomb.
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Yeah, she was just a tabby we got from a neighbour too.
Our other cat died just over a year ago, she went out at twentyone (apparently the oldest cat in the state was 22) by the end of it she only had two teeth and I'm pretty sure she had gone senile. But she was Burmese and they are a little crazy to begin with.
When Jim Rhodes is about to give the award speech, and he notices that Tony Stark isn't in the audience, and he just looks so sad and disappointed. I felt really hurt on his behalf and wanted to give him a huge hug and my eyes teared up.
I think there is possibly no character in comics that I feel worse for than rhodey
It doesn't help that he's played by Terence Howard in the movie.
Dude always looks like he's about to break down crying.
one time i was watching tv and a pigeon flew into the window and fell onto the balcony and then lay there coughing up blood for like the next 10 minutes
made it uncomfortable to watch my show
also this was in india so a servant or building guard or someone took care of it
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tl;dr Chicken play dead when caught.
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I know I'm not losing my mind totally
I remember pigeon hijinks
just because you church up a pigeon, that doesn't make you a magician
just a makeup artist
I don't see the difference
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I think you're onto possibly the biggest conspiracy since the government became alien snake-people
I would then get to go to sleep listening to the crunching of bones.
Then she started developing a lump in her belly but no one believed me, year and a half later the doctor said it had gotten to big and they couldn't operate and they had to put her down.
She was a pretty cool cat though.
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Yeah, she loved it. She would get all excited and stand up on her hind legs and meow.
Not too much, just little bits when we were just shelling them.
Then when she was dying she lived on a steady diet of crab for about 4 weeks as she stopped eating regular food but loved crab so much.
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that sucks dude
She was a neat friend though.
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that's like a hundred in cat years, and she went out enjoying delicacies, what a little character
She was the cool grandma cat that gave all the kittens the best gifts and would drop the occasional f-bomb.
Our other cat died just over a year ago, she went out at twentyone (apparently the oldest cat in the state was 22) by the end of it she only had two teeth and I'm pretty sure she had gone senile. But she was Burmese and they are a little crazy to begin with.
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she probably rollerbladed sometimes, good for her
She was the cool grandma cat that would kick your arse. She was getting into scraps until about a year before she died.
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It doesn't help that he's played by Terence Howard in the movie.
Dude always looks like he's about to break down crying.
I guess not knowing how to spell pigeon is one of them.
made it uncomfortable to watch my show
also this was in india so a servant or building guard or someone took care of it
people bet thousands of dollars on such things
the south is eccentric
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But man, it's a cool song reference, let it slide.
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Geese are okay to eat because they are fuckers.