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Robert Jordan isn't dead anymore

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Look I just wanted to imagine Rogue's womb utterly destroyed by a spine-covered infant, OK?

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  • FCDFCD Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Smart Hero wrote:
    Look I just wanted to imagine Rogue's womb utterly destroyed by a spine-covered infant, OK?

    That's why god made 4chan and SA. You know what to do.

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  • quazz4lifequazz4life Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    But we've seen in the books that the children don't necessarily inherit their parents' powers, and the kid wouldn't get them til puberity anyway.

    Which is true, yet you've already stated that the whole purpose of evolution is to evolve and procreate. so if the mother life-drains the child, doesn't that defeat the whole purpose of evolution?
    Hence the child having the same or similar powers as the mother, and both negating each other so that each one can grow, strive and continue on the genetic chain.

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  • FeriluceFeriluce Adrift on the morning star. Aberdeen, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    If we really wanted to give her an out, there's always Leech.

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  • FCDFCD Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    quazz4life wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    But we've seen in the books that the children don't necessarily inherit their parents' powers, and the kid wouldn't get them til puberity anyway.

    Which is true, yet you've already stated that the whole purpose of evolution is to evolve and procreate. so if the mother life-drains the child, doesn't that defeat the whole purpose of evolution?
    Hence the child having the same or similar powers as the mother, and both negating each other so that each one can grow, strive and continue on the genetic chain.

    As I said before, mutation is a random process, and thus, not all mutations are beneficial in nature. The useful ones stick around in the gene pool, while those that inhibit survival and/or reproduction do not.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    quazz4life wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    But we've seen in the books that the children don't necessarily inherit their parents' powers, and the kid wouldn't get them til puberity anyway.

    Which is true, yet you've already stated that the whole purpose of evolution is to evolve and procreate. so if the mother life-drains the child, doesn't that defeat the whole purpose of evolution?
    Hence the child having the same or similar powers as the mother, and both negating each other so that each one can grow, strive and continue on the genetic chain.

    Right, but then again, as Feri pointed out, maybe she's not supposed to pass on her genes. Maybe she was an evolutionary fuck-up.

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    That weapon X book by Tieri was the only X-book I have ever enjoyed.

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  • quazz4lifequazz4life Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    Right, but then again, as Feri pointed out, maybe she's not supposed to pass on her genes. Maybe she was an evolutionary fuck-up.

    Which could also be true.
    Too many variables in this one to determine a clear course.

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    that 198 shit is retarded

    i hope the reset button is hit

    (again)

    and we get all of the mutants back


    man i hate chamber

    what an emo bitch asshole

    kind of cool looking, but still an emo bitch asshole

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Well this was fun.

    I was thinking of bringing up Mystique or going to watch some more House. I'm probably gonna opt for House but here's a discussion point:

    Could Mystique shift into a dude, jerk off into a cup, and get herself pregnant?

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  • FeriluceFeriluce Adrift on the morning star. Aberdeen, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I hope they don't screw up the Iron Man movie. He may be a dick during the Civil War arc, but he's one of my favorite Marvel heroes.

    t Jordyn: It would all depend if she just looks like a male, or if she actually changes her whole reproductive system in the process.

    Another Mystique topic could be, if she is pregnant and shifts into a man, does she lose her baby?

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I should watch more House, and probably Jordyn.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    i read that is i should watch more house and also watch more jordyn and that was kind of creepy.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    i read that is i should watch more house and also watch more jordyn and that was kind of creepy.

    So did I, after posting it.

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  • FeriluceFeriluce Adrift on the morning star. Aberdeen, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Smart Hero wrote:
    i read that is i should watch more house and also watch more jordyn and that was kind of creepy.

    So did I, after posting it.

    Maybe one day I'll drive up there and watch Fram, I mean Jordyn. Yeah...

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  • FCDFCD Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    Well this was fun.

    I was thinking of bringing up Mystique or going to watch some more House. I'm probably gonna opt for House but here's a discussion point:

    Could Mystique shift into a dude, jerk off into a cup, and get herself pregnant?

    Depends on if her shapeshifting power only alters her surface appearance, or if it allows her to alter her body on a deeper level.

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  • FeriluceFeriluce Adrift on the morning star. Aberdeen, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    FCD wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    Well this was fun.

    I was thinking of bringing up Mystique or going to watch some more House. I'm probably gonna opt for House but here's a discussion point:

    Could Mystique shift into a dude, jerk off into a cup, and get herself pregnant?

    Depends on if her shapeshifting power only alters her surface appearance, or if it allows her to alter her body on a deeper level.

    Copycat.

    :P

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    really fram and jordyn are both pretty watchable

    getting creepy up in hurrr

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  • FCDFCD Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I didn't see the edit while I was posting :cry:

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Feriluce wrote:
    Smart Hero wrote:
    i read that is i should watch more house and also watch more jordyn and that was kind of creepy.

    So did I, after posting it.

    Maybe one day I'll drive up there and watch Fram, I mean Jordyn. Yeah...

    Fram is a handsome dude.

    They would make pretty babies.

    If, you know, they did that sort of thing.

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  • FeriluceFeriluce Adrift on the morning star. Aberdeen, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Smart Hero wrote:
    Feriluce wrote:
    Smart Hero wrote:
    i read that is i should watch more house and also watch more jordyn and that was kind of creepy.

    So did I, after posting it.

    Maybe one day I'll drive up there and watch Fram, I mean Jordyn. Yeah...

    Fram is a handsome dude.

    They would make pretty babies.

    If, you know, they did that sort of thing.

    In all seriousness, I wouldn't mind meeting up with some forumers. Just have to actually post and make myself known first. Could help just a little.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Druhim groped me a couple times.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Feriluce wrote:
    Smart Hero wrote:
    Feriluce wrote:
    Smart Hero wrote:
    i read that is i should watch more house and also watch more jordyn and that was kind of creepy.

    So did I, after posting it.

    Maybe one day I'll drive up there and watch Fram, I mean Jordyn. Yeah...

    Fram is a handsome dude.

    They would make pretty babies.

    If, you know, they did that sort of thing.

    In all seriousness, I wouldn't mind meeting up with some forumers. Just have to actually post and make myself known first. Could help just a little.

    I don't know how close you are to Seattle, but you can come hang out anytime.

    I mean, we don't fucking care.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    It's true.

    If they'll hang out with me, they'll fucking hang out with anybody.

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  • PeshPesh Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Except Bob Ross.

    Those cunts.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Yeah, Bob Ross.

    what?

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    you can't hang out with a dead man


    I ran into a short depression when I found out Bob Ross was dead


    I was mopey and everything
    and so it continued for about an hour

    always wanted to meet and paint with Bob Ross

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  • MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    he makes paintings
    edit:made

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  • PeshPesh Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    He's dead?





    fuck

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    OH GOD

    here comes your bus into depression town

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  • MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    the trees are no longer happy

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    cancer stole our Bob Ross


    :(

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Drunk Bob Ross is one of the best drinking games ever. Every time he anthropomorphizes an object, you take a drink. If you want to get really sloshed in half an hour, you can also take a drink whever he changes tools.

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  • JoonJoon Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I know that Gambit and Rogue boned before. It was about ten years ago but as I recall, the X-Men were in space with the Shi'Ar and lost their powers temporarily for some reason. So, Rogue and Gambit took their once-in-a-lifetime shot. Those fuckers run into rays, storms, chemicals, or beings that drain mutant powers fairly regularly so she's probably had the chance to fuck a number of times.

    Mystique has had a couple kids and, it's possible, but I doubt she gave up transforming during the nine months. Originally she was supposed to have transformed into a dude and impregnated Destiny so she apparently can turn into a full-fledged dude. So I would guess that she could knock herself up in a case of super-incest.

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  • MendozaMendoza Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    Well this was fun.

    I was thinking of bringing up Mystique or going to watch some more House. I'm probably gonna opt for House but here's a discussion point:

    Could Mystique shift into a dude, jerk off into a cup, and get herself pregnant?

    no way, sperm dies when oxygen hits it

    maybe in a vacuum or spaceship

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Mendoza wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    Well this was fun.

    I was thinking of bringing up Mystique or going to watch some more House. I'm probably gonna opt for House but here's a discussion point:

    Could Mystique shift into a dude, jerk off into a cup, and get herself pregnant?

    no way, sperm dies when oxygen hits it

    maybe in a vacuum or spaceship

    I'm pretty sure that is not entire true Mendoza, otherwise sperm banks would require you to jack off in a hard vacuum.

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  • MendozaMendoza Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Silmaril wrote:
    Mendoza wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    Well this was fun.

    I was thinking of bringing up Mystique or going to watch some more House. I'm probably gonna opt for House but here's a discussion point:

    Could Mystique shift into a dude, jerk off into a cup, and get herself pregnant?

    no way, sperm dies when oxygen hits it

    maybe in a vacuum or spaceship

    I'm pretty sure that is not entire true Mendoza, otherwise sperm banks would require you to jack off in a hard vacuum.

    that's why they have nurses

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  • JoonJoon Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Silmaril wrote:
    Mendoza wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    Well this was fun.

    I was thinking of bringing up Mystique or going to watch some more House. I'm probably gonna opt for House but here's a discussion point:

    Could Mystique shift into a dude, jerk off into a cup, and get herself pregnant?

    no way, sperm dies when oxygen hits it

    maybe in a vacuum or spaceship

    I'm pretty sure that is not entire true Mendoza, otherwise sperm banks would require you to jack off in a hard vacuum.

    Also, vaginas would need airlocks.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Joon wrote:
    Silmaril wrote:
    Mendoza wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    Well this was fun.

    I was thinking of bringing up Mystique or going to watch some more House. I'm probably gonna opt for House but here's a discussion point:

    Could Mystique shift into a dude, jerk off into a cup, and get herself pregnant?

    no way, sperm dies when oxygen hits it

    maybe in a vacuum or spaceship

    I'm pretty sure that is not entire true Mendoza, otherwise sperm banks would require you to jack off in a hard vacuum.

    Also, vaginas would need airlocks.


    Some pretty much do Joon..

    Some pretty much do...

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  • HoA-playerHoA-player Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    I'm pretty sure that even mutation is sometimes inherited genetically, the child rarely inherits the same abilities.

    As for Rogue's power killing baby, there's a few questions to answer.

    1. Would her body drain the sperm before fertilization could even occur?
    2. If no, and if she were able to bring the baby to term, would she be able to touch it then?
    3. If that's no, it likely wouldn't be able to be brought to term, which begs the question, at what point would her body recognize the fetus as a genetically seperate being?

    Honestly, I think the sperm would be dead before fertilization.

    I think in one of the early Exiles books they had a guy on the team that was the child of Rogue and Magneto. She was able to touch him all the time but when his power started he turned her into metal by touching her.

    So that a no to 1., a yes to 2. and the answer to 3. is that she can touch her child all the time but the child can't touch her.


    Also as someone said before in the thread in the MU they have tons of technology that disrupts or deactivates mutant powers, and as seen with Cyclops the X-Men are willing to use tech to help someone get their power under control, so I don't really understand why they don't to that for Rogue as well.

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