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Hey, let's make some New Year's Resolutions

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  • DalbozDalboz Resident Puppy Eater Right behind you...Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    -I will eat crap everyday.
    -I will increase my smoking.
    -I will drink every night, and during the day if I can slip it in.

    And you people probably think I'm joking...

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  • TroubledTomTroubledTom regular
    edited December 2006
    I will stay the course.

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  • Mom2KatMom2Kat Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I will be less critical of my Daughter and let her know that

    I will be nicer when my husband is whining about his Shaman

    I will post more here instead of just lurking

    I will put more money into repaying a student loan

    I will not laugh at my 10 year reunion when the Pucks and Puck fucks have gotten fat

    I will go to my ten year reunion.

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  • blizzard224blizzard224 Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    redx wrote:
    As of right now I am perfectly contempt with my life!

    I'm perfectly contempt with my life as well.


    At some point this year, I'm going to go to a psrink and probably get some medication to help with that, because it is fucking up my life.


    edit:the word you are looking for is "content." The one you used kinda means just about the exact oposite.

    No... you see, it was ...

    Oh, nevermind, then.

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  • ege02ege02 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    ElJeffe wrote:
    I think it's funny that so many of you want to "get" a girlfriend. That's kind of like getting a tattoo, even if you don't know what you want. Kind of makes it seem less sincere, you know?

    I dunno, some people have this weird, inexplicable desire to find someone to love, and to love them back. Crazy, I know.

    I don't think that's what he meant.

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  • PartialartistPartialartist Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I will tone up a bit.
    I will get my website up.
    I will get more commissions/an art-related job/published.
    I will save some cash.
    I will get out this state.

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  • ArbitraryDescriptorArbitraryDescriptor changed Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I resolve to quit fucking around, grow up, and put a down payment on a house.

    Ha! Seriously though,

    I resolve to go to Bridge day, jump off at least one other base, and buy a wingsuit.

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  • No Cars GoNo Cars Go Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    -Pull my finger out, and not get kicked out of Med School
    -Start going to the gym
    -Start going to the university socities I joined, but never attended
    -Sleep at appropriate times

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  • drxand?drxand? Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    - go back to school
    - cut back on cigarettes and drink
    - keep eatin' good

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  • bombardierbombardier Moderator mod
    edited December 2006
    ege02 wrote:
    Hacksaw wrote:
    I will start working out again, regularly.
    I will endeavor to be a better student.
    I will reduce my overall debt.
    I will stop killing hookers. Or at least kill less of them.

    For me, quitting WoW automatically brought these. Well, except the last one. I still kill them.

    Quitting WoW should be everyone's resolution if they have not already done so. Bonus if you've never played it :^:

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  • Mom2KatMom2Kat Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    bombardier wrote:
    ege02 wrote:
    Hacksaw wrote:
    I will start working out again, regularly.
    I will endeavor to be a better student.
    I will reduce my overall debt.
    I will stop killing hookers. Or at least kill less of them.

    For me, quitting WoW automatically brought these. Well, except the last one. I still kill them.

    Quitting WoW should be everyone's resolution if they have not already done so. Bonus if you've never played it :^:

    Bite my ass! That was my husbands and my gift to each other, He got to buy a new Core 2 duo if I got another WoW account to move my main to so we don't have to share. Besides I play with one of my boss's, its keeping me connected to friends. How am I ever going to get Katheryn trained into a gamer if she can't do jumping/spotting duty anymore? WoW in small doses is no worse than alcohol, its just some big retards that give us all a bad name.

    Besides Brian needs to have some way to brag about me. Whenever guys in his guild get to talking about their girly girl wifes or girlfriends or that they have to go cause the woman is bitch he gets to tell them "well mine is playing right now!" He likes the compliments he gets for that.

    (not really a rant)

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    I will force more people to question the things they take for granted as true, through comedy.

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  • MahnmutMahnmut Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    "Balance gaming healthily and productive pursuits" might be a good resolution for everyone. "Quit WoW," not so much--it's just a game like any other. I can assure you that my productivity has not increased since I stopped playing WoW a year ago. It did increase several years ago, when I stopped playing online games obsessively, though, so.

    --I will correctly identify the roots of my problems.

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  • AnomeAnome Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    - I will find a job that is not being a waitress by February

    - I will move out of my parents' house as soon as possible after I find that job

    - After I move out, mac & cheese and ramen will NOT be my staple foods

    - I will get my grade 10 RCM flute practical done and at least 2 theory/music history exams done

    - I will start college again and this time I will actually do homework and show up to class

    - I will bike everywhere once the snow melts

    - I will try to join at least one more theatre production

    - I will learn to cook enough meals that I won't get bored of everything I know how to make within a month

    - I will stop typing long responses in forums, rewriting them several times, and then deciding not to respond anyway

    - I will drive up to Hyder on my 21st birthday and get Hyderized

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  • CorvusCorvus . VancouverRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    -Less forum time
    -More exercise, eat better, etc. The usual stuff. Going down a belt size or two would be nifty.
    -Get back into grad-school by the end of the year.

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  • ege02ege02 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Corvus wrote:
    -Less forum time

    Seriously.

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  • real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Does anyone else see the irony of making posts about how they resolve to post less?

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  • ege02ege02 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Does anyone else see the irony of making posts about how they resolve to post less?

    No, considering the new year has not started yet.

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  • real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    ege02 wrote:
    Does anyone else see the irony of making posts about how they resolve to post less?

    No, considering the new year has not started yet.

    True dat.

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    I plan to not drink any more and eat better and strive for more real life interaction...especially with the ladies. Oh yes.

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  • The CowThe Cow Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    - I will develop a drug style that supports my life habit.
    - I will practice tae kwon do for a minimum of one hour a week
    - I will get a driver's liscense

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  • MerovingiMerovingi regular
    edited January 2007
    Pay off my credit-card debt.
    Pay off a substantial amount of my student loan debt.
    The infamous, obvious, goal of losing weight/toning up/getting fit.

    Own all three newer consoles (Wii, 360, PS3).
    Upgrade my computer.
    Finally get myself an HDTV.

    That about does it for me.

    I don't usually participate in new year resolutions and partying but since I'm starting a new job on 2 Jan 07 that will hopefully help me turn my life around. I'll be getting more hours thus earning more money and allowing me to accomplish all but one of the above goals.

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  • Saddam_I'm_addasSaddam_I'm_addas Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    1. Find more time for exercise.
    2. Stop letting random girls give me head.
    3. Stop at stop signs so the cops don't pull me over while I'm getting random head.
    4. Eat more fibre.
    5. Quit smoking.
    6. Drink more ovaltine. (I love that movie.)
    7. Learn to fly.
    8. Build a time machine.
    9. Invent a flying car.
    10. Something else equally improbable.

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  • SirUltimosSirUltimos Don't talk, Rusty. Just paint. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I will start to work out. Nothing intense or big, just a small routine in the morning or at night.

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  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I will start working out and eating better.
    I will do my work more often.
    I will get a Wii.
    I will cook more.


    Perhaps I will not drink so much as I do when I get the chance.

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Dynagrip wrote:
    I plan to not drink any more and eat better and strive for more real life interaction...especially with the ladies. Oh yes.
    Also to improve my focus and get out with a business of my own.

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    My New Years Resolution is to stop loving my ex girlfriend in a manner that causes me heartbreak in pain. In other words my resolution is to "move on".

    If any of you care to know.

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  • Spilled Milk, Inc.Spilled Milk, Inc. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    ElJeffe wrote:
    I think it's funny that so many of you want to "get" a girlfriend. That's kind of like getting a tattoo, even if you don't know what you want. Kind of makes it seem less sincere, you know?

    I dunno, some people have this weird, inexplicable desire to find someone to love, and to love them back. Crazy, I know.
    Sorry. I guess I just don't go looking for a boyfriend. Very crazy.

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  • Target PracticeTarget Practice Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I finished writing mine this afternoon. The full text is several pages long, with corollary actions and some thoughts on each of them, but I won't bore you all with that stuff.

    - Bring my weight to 200 pounds or less by the end of the year.
    - Limit recreational spending.
    - Write at least 1000 words per day (not counting things like journal entries and forum posts).
    - Attempt to cobble together some sort of social life.
    - Keep better informed on current events.
    - Increase my vocabulary.
    - Read at least 100 pages per day (or an average of 100 per day over a period of a week).

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    _J_ wrote:
    My New Years Resolution is to stop loving my ex girlfriend in a manner that causes me heartbreak in pain. In other words my resolution is to "move on".

    If any of you care to know.

    It's rather difficult when emotion's involved as it completely overrides any sense of logic and discipline one has.

    The one thing I've found that works best is to break any and all contact.

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