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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    My landlady/professor decided I need glasses. So we went to the optometrist. And he agreed.

    So now I'm wearing glasses, and my hair keeps dangling in front of it and it pisses me off because everything else is all clear and shiny and then the strand of hair in front of my eyes is fuzzy.
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    Motherfucking hair.

    Church on
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Irene, my love, I have missed thee verily.

    Drez on
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    HilgerHilger Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Church wrote: »
    My landlady/professor decided I need glasses. So we went to the optometrist. And he agreed.

    So now I'm wearing glasses, and my hair keeps dangling in front of it and it pisses me off because everything else is all clear and shiny and then the strand of hair in front of my eyes is fuzzy.
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    Motherfucking hair.
    Cut that motherfucker off.

    Cut it. Cut. Cut it.

    Cut it now.

    5 4 3 2

    CUT IT.

    5
    4
    3
    2
    1 1/2

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I have to go get cleaned up...guhhh

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    You've got some 50s greaser hair going on there.

    :whistle:
    Grease lightning!
    Go grease lightning!

    :whistle:

    Gim on
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    SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    What happened to the military school you were going on about forever ago Church?

    Sami on
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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Drez, I didn't know that a person could have multiple pages of infraction notices in their profile.

    Until I clicked on yours.

    Gim on
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    Guys I'm going to the farmer's market and don't know if I should get Lebanese or Russian food.
    I got Russian and it is the most delicious blintz I have ever had.

    Quid on
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Drez wrote: »
    Irene, my love, I have missed thee verily.

    Dude she's not going to give you conjugal visits.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Gim wrote: »
    Drez, I didn't know that a person could have multiple pages of infraction notices in their profile.

    Until I clicked on yours.
    He has a gift.

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I thought your face was horribly scarred.

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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Gim wrote: »
    You've got some 50s greaser hair going on there.

    :whistle:
    Grease lightning!
    Go grease lightning!

    :whistle:

    He should cover his dick in saran wrap.

    Chicks love that shit.

    Zimmydoom on
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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Gim wrote: »
    You've got some 50s greaser hair going on there.

    :whistle:
    Grease lightning!
    Go grease lightning!

    :whistle:

    My styling products include a ten-cent comb and tap water.

    Church on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Gim wrote: »
    Drez, I didn't know that a person could have multiple pages of infraction notices in their profile.

    Until I clicked on yours.

    You know America's 10 Most Wanted?

    I, alone, am Penny-Arcade's 12 Most Wanted.

    Drez on
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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Gim wrote: »
    Old.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I thought your face was horribly scarred.

    He's actually bald. That's his skin.

    Incenjucar on
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    deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Oh hey Drez is back

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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Church wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    You've got some 50s greaser hair going on there.

    :whistle:
    Grease lightning!
    Go grease lightning!

    :whistle:

    My styling products include a ten-cent comb and tap water.

    I'm gonna call you "Mutt" now.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    HilgerHilger Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Gim wrote: »
    Drez, I didn't know that a person could have multiple pages of infraction notices in their profile.

    Until I clicked on yours.
    Man, by 9 different mods no less. That's pretty damn amazing.

    Hilger on
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Oh hey Drez is back

    Yeah, I bought him for half a cigarette.

    Incenjucar on
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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Sami wrote: »
    What happened to the military school you were going on about forever ago Church?

    I left. They played the whole "get back to your room" game but when it became apparent they would have to chase and forcibly capture me to get me to do so, they decided it wasn't worth it.

    Church on
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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Richy wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Old.
    Still funny. And, as far as I care to know, painfully accurate.

    Gim on
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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Hilger wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Drez, I didn't know that a person could have multiple pages of infraction notices in their profile.

    Until I clicked on yours.
    Man, by 9 different mods no less. That's pretty damn amazing.

    He can challenge the Elite Four!

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Church wrote: »
    Sami wrote: »
    What happened to the military school you were going on about forever ago Church?

    I left. They played the whole "get back to your room" game but when it became apparent they would have to chase and forcibly capture me to get me to do so, they decided it wasn't worth it.
    And your scars.

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    HilgerHilger Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Gim wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Old.
    Still funny. And, as far as I care to know, painfully accurate.
    The second one is better if you can find it.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Gim wrote: »
    You've got some 50s greaser hair going on there.

    :whistle:
    Grease lightning!
    Go grease lightning!

    :whistle:

    That is so awesome with your avatar.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Church wrote: »
    Sami wrote: »
    What happened to the military school you were going on about forever ago Church?

    I left. They played the whole "get back to your room" game but when it became apparent they would have to chase and forcibly capture me to get me to do so, they decided it wasn't worth it.

    I saw that South Park episode.

    Did you get to see the guy eat his own head?

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I was unaware of a second one.

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    SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Church wrote: »
    Sami wrote: »
    What happened to the military school you were going on about forever ago Church?

    I left. They played the whole "get back to your room" game but when it became apparent they would have to chase and forcibly capture me to get me to do so, they decided it wasn't worth it.

    Ok.

    What happened to their whole citizenship catch-22 you were going on about being stuck in forever ago that you said was the reason you couldn't just leave and that you would have to enter military service and said you had already signed the papers for because fuck it you didn't care anymore.

    Sami on
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Sadly, I can't even break the sound barrier here.


    Don't worry: When I become admin of Penny-Arcade, I'll pardon myself.

    Drez on
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    god damnit my brother is such a moron

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I thought your face was horribly scarred.

    Nope. I have a couple of scars on my face but they're pretty small ones and hardly show up in pictures. I only have a few really bad scars and luckily they are on places that are usually covered when I'm in public.

    Church on
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    HilgerHilger Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    god damnit my brother is such a moron
    why

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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    god damnit my brother is such a moron

    I told you man. Nobody named Stuart has ever been cool.

    Also: what did he do?

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Sami wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    Sami wrote: »
    What happened to the military school you were going on about forever ago Church?

    I left. They played the whole "get back to your room" game but when it became apparent they would have to chase and forcibly capture me to get me to do so, they decided it wasn't worth it.

    Ok.

    What happened to their whole citizenship catch-22 you were going on about being stuck in forever ago that you said was the reason you couldn't just leave and that you would have to enter military service and said you had already signed the papers for because fuck it you didn't care anymore.

    I found out they were swindling me and couldn't legally do have the shit they claimed they could, that's what happened.

    Church on
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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Church wrote: »
    Sami wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    Sami wrote: »
    What happened to the military school you were going on about forever ago Church?

    I left. They played the whole "get back to your room" game but when it became apparent they would have to chase and forcibly capture me to get me to do so, they decided it wasn't worth it.

    Ok.

    What happened to their whole citizenship catch-22 you were going on about being stuck in forever ago that you said was the reason you couldn't just leave and that you would have to enter military service and said you had already signed the papers for because fuck it you didn't care anymore.

    I found out they were swindling me and couldn't legally do have the shit they claimed they could, that's what happened.
    What happened to the---everything.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    This blintz is so fucking great.

    Quid on
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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Church wrote: »
    Sami wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    Sami wrote: »
    What happened to the military school you were going on about forever ago Church?

    I left. They played the whole "get back to your room" game but when it became apparent they would have to chase and forcibly capture me to get me to do so, they decided it wasn't worth it.

    Ok.

    What happened to their whole citizenship catch-22 you were going on about being stuck in forever ago that you said was the reason you couldn't just leave and that you would have to enter military service and said you had already signed the papers for because fuck it you didn't care anymore.

    I found out they were swindling me and couldn't legally do have the shit they claimed they could, that's what happened.
    What happened to the---everything.

    I left. That pretty much explains what happened to the everything.

    Church on
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Hilger wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Drez, I didn't know that a person could have multiple pages of infraction notices in their profile.

    Until I clicked on yours.
    Man, by 9 different mods no less. That's pretty damn amazing.

    Drez is my favorite poster.

    Hi I'm Vee! on
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