My landlady/professor decided I need glasses. So we went to the optometrist. And he agreed.
So now I'm wearing glasses, and my hair keeps dangling in front of it and it pisses me off because everything else is all clear and shiny and then the strand of hair in front of my eyes is fuzzy.
My landlady/professor decided I need glasses. So we went to the optometrist. And he agreed.
So now I'm wearing glasses, and my hair keeps dangling in front of it and it pisses me off because everything else is all clear and shiny and then the strand of hair in front of my eyes is fuzzy.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
What happened to the military school you were going on about forever ago Church?
I left. They played the whole "get back to your room" game but when it became apparent they would have to chase and forcibly capture me to get me to do so, they decided it wasn't worth it.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
What happened to the military school you were going on about forever ago Church?
I left. They played the whole "get back to your room" game but when it became apparent they would have to chase and forcibly capture me to get me to do so, they decided it wasn't worth it.
What happened to the military school you were going on about forever ago Church?
I left. They played the whole "get back to your room" game but when it became apparent they would have to chase and forcibly capture me to get me to do so, they decided it wasn't worth it.
What happened to the military school you were going on about forever ago Church?
I left. They played the whole "get back to your room" game but when it became apparent they would have to chase and forcibly capture me to get me to do so, they decided it wasn't worth it.
Ok.
What happened to their whole citizenship catch-22 you were going on about being stuck in forever ago that you said was the reason you couldn't just leave and that you would have to enter military service and said you had already signed the papers for because fuck it you didn't care anymore.
Nope. I have a couple of scars on my face but they're pretty small ones and hardly show up in pictures. I only have a few really bad scars and luckily they are on places that are usually covered when I'm in public.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
What happened to the military school you were going on about forever ago Church?
I left. They played the whole "get back to your room" game but when it became apparent they would have to chase and forcibly capture me to get me to do so, they decided it wasn't worth it.
Ok.
What happened to their whole citizenship catch-22 you were going on about being stuck in forever ago that you said was the reason you couldn't just leave and that you would have to enter military service and said you had already signed the papers for because fuck it you didn't care anymore.
I found out they were swindling me and couldn't legally do have the shit they claimed they could, that's what happened.
What happened to the military school you were going on about forever ago Church?
I left. They played the whole "get back to your room" game but when it became apparent they would have to chase and forcibly capture me to get me to do so, they decided it wasn't worth it.
Ok.
What happened to their whole citizenship catch-22 you were going on about being stuck in forever ago that you said was the reason you couldn't just leave and that you would have to enter military service and said you had already signed the papers for because fuck it you didn't care anymore.
I found out they were swindling me and couldn't legally do have the shit they claimed they could, that's what happened.
What happened to the military school you were going on about forever ago Church?
I left. They played the whole "get back to your room" game but when it became apparent they would have to chase and forcibly capture me to get me to do so, they decided it wasn't worth it.
Ok.
What happened to their whole citizenship catch-22 you were going on about being stuck in forever ago that you said was the reason you couldn't just leave and that you would have to enter military service and said you had already signed the papers for because fuck it you didn't care anymore.
I found out they were swindling me and couldn't legally do have the shit they claimed they could, that's what happened.
What happened to the---everything.
I left. That pretty much explains what happened to the everything.
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So now I'm wearing glasses, and my hair keeps dangling in front of it and it pisses me off because everything else is all clear and shiny and then the strand of hair in front of my eyes is fuzzy.
Motherfucking hair.
Cut it. Cut. Cut it.
Cut it now.
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CUT IT.
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Grease lightning!
Go grease lightning!
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Until I clicked on yours.
Dude she's not going to give you conjugal visits.
He should cover his dick in saran wrap.
Chicks love that shit.
My styling products include a ten-cent comb and tap water.
You know America's 10 Most Wanted?
I, alone, am Penny-Arcade's 12 Most Wanted.
He's actually bald. That's his skin.
I'm gonna call you "Mutt" now.
Yeah, I bought him for half a cigarette.
I left. They played the whole "get back to your room" game but when it became apparent they would have to chase and forcibly capture me to get me to do so, they decided it wasn't worth it.
He can challenge the Elite Four!
That is so awesome with your avatar.
I saw that South Park episode.
Did you get to see the guy eat his own head?
Ok.
What happened to their whole citizenship catch-22 you were going on about being stuck in forever ago that you said was the reason you couldn't just leave and that you would have to enter military service and said you had already signed the papers for because fuck it you didn't care anymore.
Don't worry: When I become admin of Penny-Arcade, I'll pardon myself.
Nope. I have a couple of scars on my face but they're pretty small ones and hardly show up in pictures. I only have a few really bad scars and luckily they are on places that are usually covered when I'm in public.
I told you man. Nobody named Stuart has ever been cool.
Also: what did he do?
I found out they were swindling me and couldn't legally do have the shit they claimed they could, that's what happened.
I left. That pretty much explains what happened to the everything.
Drez is my favorite poster.