i am gonna try and sharpen this cheap sword i bought
i'm a jackass
yes, this is the worst most mouthbreathery thing to do. you gonna use the cheap piece of metal sharpened to death to have an edge it'll never hold to scrape at your neckbeard?
i am gonna try and sharpen this cheap sword i bought
i'm a jackass
yes, this is the worst most mouthbreathery thing to do. you gonna use the cheap piece of metal sharpened to death to have an edge it'll never hold to scrape at your neckbeard?
my rationale is that if a man in prison can turn a toothbrush into a precision shiv
i can turn a shitty forty dollar sword into a crude weapon
i am gonna try and sharpen this cheap sword i bought
i'm a jackass
yes, this is the worst most mouthbreathery thing to do. you gonna use the cheap piece of metal sharpened to death to have an edge it'll never hold to scrape at your neckbeard?
a lot of money. when my dad was younger he started to take up knife-crafting as a hobby, and he said even that cost a lot of money, the amount of good quality steel necessary would cost a hefty sum, not to mention the skill involved and the hours it would take.
i am gonna try and sharpen this cheap sword i bought
i'm a jackass
yes, this is the worst most mouthbreathery thing to do. you gonna use the cheap piece of metal sharpened to death to have an edge it'll never hold to scrape at your neckbeard?
my rationale is that if a man in prison can turn a toothbrush into a precision shiv
i can turn a shitty forty dollar sword into a crude weapon
Oh, it'll work.
For about five seconds.
My former martial arts teacher did a little demonstration for us once where he sharpened a stainless piece of shit katana he picked up for $30. Then he cut a piece of newspaper in half with it. After that, he couldn't make a second cut through the newspaper cleanly.
Yay for cheap shit weapons.
I have a couple of shitty $25 swords too. They are mostly for cheap decoration purposes, and to make everyone go "Ooooh! Shiny!" because I spent $4 on some metal polish and the blades are like mirrors.
But I wouldn't cut a fucking sandwich in half with one of them. I like my sandwiches too much to ruin them.
i am gonna try and sharpen this cheap sword i bought
i'm a jackass
yes, this is the worst most mouthbreathery thing to do. you gonna use the cheap piece of metal sharpened to death to have an edge it'll never hold to scrape at your neckbeard?
wait a second
i just re-read this
other than neckbeard, you lost me
those cheap swords are never meant to hold an edge, the metal is cheap, and it most likely has a sealant over the metal to make it look nice and shiny and help keep it from rusting. you sharpen it, you scrape off that sealant, and expose the really really cheap awful metal that they used. it might get sharp for a little while, though chances are you will just keep schluffing off layers of the metal till it is ground to a terrible uneven edge, which when it comes into contact with anything will nick and crack and be very very dangerous to wield.
(i was saying only mouthbreathers think it is cool to do, and that anyone who does it would probably have a beard located on his or her neck, and that they may think it is neat to scrape the beard with the awful uneven edge of the 'sword' tey just maligned)
i am gonna try and sharpen this cheap sword i bought
i'm a jackass
yes, this is the worst most mouthbreathery thing to do. you gonna use the cheap piece of metal sharpened to death to have an edge it'll never hold to scrape at your neckbeard?
my rationale is that if a man in prison can turn a toothbrush into a precision shiv
i can turn a shitty forty dollar sword into a crude weapon
Oh, it'll work.
For about five seconds.
My former martial arts teacher did a little demonstration for us once where he sharpened a stainless piece of shit katana he picked up for $30. Then he cut a piece of newspaper in half with it. After that, he couldn't make a second cut through the newspaper cleanly.
Yay for cheap shit weapons.
I have a couple of shitty $25 swords too. They are mostly for cheap decoration purposes, and to make everyone go "Ooooh! Shiny!" because I spent $4 on some metal polish and the blades are like mirrors.
But I wouldn't cut a fucking sandwich in half with one of them. I like my sandwiches too much to ruin them.
i am gonna try and sharpen this cheap sword i bought
i'm a jackass
yes, this is the worst most mouthbreathery thing to do. you gonna use the cheap piece of metal sharpened to death to have an edge it'll never hold to scrape at your neckbeard?
my rationale is that if a man in prison can turn a toothbrush into a precision shiv
i can turn a shitty forty dollar sword into a crude weapon
Oh, it'll work.
For about five seconds.
My former martial arts teacher did a little demonstration for us once where he sharpened a stainless piece of shit katana he picked up for $30. Then he cut a piece of newspaper in half with it. After that, he couldn't make a second cut through the newspaper cleanly.
Yay for cheap shit weapons.
I have a couple of shitty $25 swords too. They are mostly for cheap decoration purposes, and to make everyone go "Ooooh! Shiny!" because I spent $4 on some metal polish and the blades are like mirrors.
But I wouldn't cut a fucking sandwich in half with one of them. I like my sandwiches too much to ruin them.
yes exactly this
I've been smacked in the head with a cheap-ass stainless POS and I've been stabbed in the arm with a bokken with an unusually pointed tip.
The bokken wound was far more serious.
How I got smacked in the face with a katana is a story in pure stupidity.
Let's just say that two idiots drunk on sake shouldn't go outside and practice a choreographed sword demonstration.
My thinking behind owning decorative swords and pawn shop swords is that it might not matter that it actually isn't that effective, when a dude sees you run at him with a sword it's probably going to make him shit his pants and run if all he has is a knife. So in that way I think they are worth having.
Of course a gun would be better but I can't afford one. Also most break-ins and stuff here in Edmonton are done with a knife-weilder, if the guy even has anything.
I met a guy in Romania named Dacian. He liked to brag about how the Dacians, the people he was named after and descended from, totally beat the shit out of the Romans. They're the people most known for using the falx. It's similarity to the kukri in general design has lead some to suggest that they had a common origin. The design is simple enough, though, that coincidence is entirely reasonable.
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i'm a jackass
why yes, yes i do
Are they your favorite kind of sword?
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yes, this is the worst most mouthbreathery thing to do. you gonna use the cheap piece of metal sharpened to death to have an edge it'll never hold to scrape at your neckbeard?
my rationale is that if a man in prison can turn a toothbrush into a precision shiv
i can turn a shitty forty dollar sword into a crude weapon
make swords
i think it would be safe to say that they are my favorite type of sword, yes
maybe a set of them
wait a second
i just re-read this
other than neckbeard, you lost me
Oh, it'll work.
For about five seconds.
My former martial arts teacher did a little demonstration for us once where he sharpened a stainless piece of shit katana he picked up for $30. Then he cut a piece of newspaper in half with it. After that, he couldn't make a second cut through the newspaper cleanly.
Yay for cheap shit weapons.
I have a couple of shitty $25 swords too. They are mostly for cheap decoration purposes, and to make everyone go "Ooooh! Shiny!" because I spent $4 on some metal polish and the blades are like mirrors.
But I wouldn't cut a fucking sandwich in half with one of them. I like my sandwiches too much to ruin them.
THEN YOU ARE MY ENEMY.
RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
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those cheap swords are never meant to hold an edge, the metal is cheap, and it most likely has a sealant over the metal to make it look nice and shiny and help keep it from rusting. you sharpen it, you scrape off that sealant, and expose the really really cheap awful metal that they used. it might get sharp for a little while, though chances are you will just keep schluffing off layers of the metal till it is ground to a terrible uneven edge, which when it comes into contact with anything will nick and crack and be very very dangerous to wield.
(i was saying only mouthbreathers think it is cool to do, and that anyone who does it would probably have a beard located on his or her neck, and that they may think it is neat to scrape the beard with the awful uneven edge of the 'sword' tey just maligned)
also: you never should've described your physical build
you've destroyed my image of you as spalding gray with a glass of water
yes exactly this
If only I was...
Oh, wait. I keep forgetting that he's dead.
Strike that.
Reverse it.
shitheads can prattle on all they like
but i'd get a katana and a wazashi
nix the seppuku knife
i don't intend on seppuku situations
oh man fucking A
give her a high five
mere seconds
how did i know
i got the cojones to tear open my stomach, teefs
i just don't think i got the upper body strength and focus to cut my own head off
jeeze
i play around with it a lot
she keeps it dull for obvious reasons
To remind her of you.
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man
now you gotta be like
DOWN LOW
no its cause she got kids runnin around in her house
I've been smacked in the head with a cheap-ass stainless POS and I've been stabbed in the arm with a bokken with an unusually pointed tip.
The bokken wound was far more serious.
How I got smacked in the face with a katana is a story in pure stupidity.
Let's just say that two idiots drunk on sake shouldn't go outside and practice a choreographed sword demonstration.
Duel? Fuck yo rapiers, I got fingers and also thumbs on a hand which can punch and strangle you.
Medieval Battle? Fuck yo broadswords, I have a fist that could probably dent your armour like a fleshy mace.
Seppuku? Fuck yo katana, I'll tear my guts out with my own damn hands fuckdamnit.
Okay well, let me introduce you to my sword collection here...
FWOCKA-FWOCKA-FWOCKA-FWOCKA-FWOCKA
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My thinking behind owning decorative swords and pawn shop swords is that it might not matter that it actually isn't that effective, when a dude sees you run at him with a sword it's probably going to make him shit his pants and run if all he has is a knife. So in that way I think they are worth having.
Of course a gun would be better but I can't afford one. Also most break-ins and stuff here in Edmonton are done with a knife-weilder, if the guy even has anything.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
like maxi from soul calibur.
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I mean look at that thing! It's so...cheesy...
STEAM
are you serious
that is some retarded shit right there