GodBlarney - Once per calendar week, when you post a vote count, you may include the typo "Post Cont" in the post. That shit becomes the new vote count. In fact, I'm just going to use that vote count at the end of the day. (I will post the real winner a few minutes later). Use this power wisely. If nobody notices your change you will automatically receive a "Best Votecounter" award.
Somehow, I remembered to save this all through Night Watch. 'tis a shame I never really got to use it.
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Mason - The three brothers, you used to be called. Bliss 101 was always the ringleader, visiblehowl was always the thrall uh I mean troublemaker, and Grundlterror was always the goodie two-shoes. The point is, you know that none of you are evil. But since this isn't a real game, it doesn't really matter.
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thorgotthere is special providencein the fall of a sparrowRegistered Userregular
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Roles. I made some up later, but I have since deleted them from the sent folder.
Because of your participation in a recent game,
Because of your general awesomeness in the field of Phallology, you are cordially invited to The First Thirty-Ninth Annual Phalla Awards. If a cordial invitation is not enough, you are ordered to attend. You can arrive when you want and stay for as long as you want. Most days will include both nominations for one award and voting on the previous day's nominations. Good times should be had by all.
This is also the villager PM. Don't try to use it to confirm yourself. The (nonexistent) mafia have it too!
Villager - You are a docker. You have no powers. But I am specifically inviting you to this "game" because I want us all to have a wonderful time!
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Because of your (lack of) participation in a recent game, you are cordially invited to The First Thirty-Ninth Annual Phalla Awards. If a cordial invitation is not enough, you are ordered to attend. You can arrive when you want (or not, in your case) and stay for as long as you want (unless you are a bad boy and get banned again). Most days will include both nominations for one award and voting on the previous day's nominations. Good times should be had by all.
This is also the villager PM. Don't try to use it to confirm yourself. The (nonexistent) mafia have it too!
Villager - You are a docker. You have no powers. But I am specifically inviting you to this "game" because I want us all to have a wonderful time!
You are also...
Squashua - You may be banned, but damn it you are still going to participate! For every picture of an award you post on your secret board, or in the thread when you are unbanned, you will win an award that night. If you do this too many times, I may run out of names of awards to give you.
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You are also...
Villager - You are a docker.
You have no powers. But I am specifically inviting you to this "game" because I want us all to have a wonderful time!
Villager - You have no powers. But I am specifically inviting you to this "game" because I want us all to have a wonderful time!
PsychoLarry1; Varcayn; iamtheaznman; Drez
Vigilante - You are a boring old vigilante. Since this isn't a real game, your role is even more boring. Whatever. PM me a name to kill once per calendar week, and how you want them to be brutally murdered. That person will "die" (and probably come back to life or unlife).
MrBlarney
GodBlarney - Once per calendar week, when you post a vote count, you may include the typo "Post Cont" in the post. That shit becomes the new vote count. In fact, I'm just going to use that vote count at the end of the day. (I will post the real winner a few minutes later). Use this power wisely. If nobody notices your change you will automatically receive a "Best Votecounter" award.
Bliss 101; visiblehowl; Grundlterror
Mason - The three brothers, you used to be called. Bliss 101 was always the ringleader, visiblehowl was always the thrall uh I mean troublemaker, and Grundlterror was always the goodie two-shoes. The point is, you know that none of you are evil. But since this isn't a real game, it doesn't really matter.
Trust
Thrall - You seer as good but win with bad. But everybody seers as good, and there probably aren't any bad guys. So basically, you can't win! Sucks to be you! But you should still participate.
precisionk
precisionk - Your role name is the same as your user name, which should give you an idea of how powerful you are. Once per calendar week you may publically claim a power. You gain that power, in addition to any powers you had previously, including this one.
thorgot - Besides being an excellent GM, you are also always good. This is an uncontested fact. Only Cantide had a better track record than you. Regardless, gooooooooood.
You are also... EVIL. That's right. For some reason, like most GMs I think it is hilarious to make you, the paragon of goodness, evil. You win with DevoutlyApathetic, who is always evil.
DevoutlyApathetic - What did you expect? You are evil. Everybody knows you are evil. They just pretend not to know. Otherwise, every game would end the very first day. In a twist, thorgot is also evil. He will probably win, but you will almost certainly be seered and vigilanted the very first day.
You are also... EVIL. How many times do I have to say this? ALWAYS EVIL.
PS YOU ARE ALWAYS EVIL.
Zot - You have an awesome role. The only problem is, you have a burning desire to reveal it right away! Post your "role PM" (which can be any role you want) in the thread. You gain those powers. If your power is to make everybody a vigilante, everybody will permanently target you and I will hate you forever.
Obbi - Cohosting abilities aside, you are a cool customer. You have the power to do anything thorgot wants. This is mostly to counteract Zot, because you just know he is going to give himself a million votes or whatever.
Thanatos - You are really cool. Even if a certain unnamed admin does not enjoy your company, we do. Every day, you have the power to lock the thread. But you don't! Thank you! You also have the power to kill someone at any time of any day, as many times as you want. The people you kill will "die" (and probably come back to life or unlife).
Ardor - For some reason, people think you are smart and trustworthy. I know better. You are stupid and untrustworthy. You don't have any special powers, because you're probably going to win half the awards. Damn you. Also you smell.
Ardor - You have a knack for having multiple roles. Well, now the joke is on you. You win with the good guys, but you have the power to convert someone to the side of eeevil. You may do this once per calendar week. Nay, you MUST do this once per calendar week! MUHAHAHAHA!
Locus Post Restrictorator - You hate people. A lot. You hate them so much that you want them to have to work to post. On two days per calendar week, you may send me a person to give a post restriction of your choice. It will only last for a few days. If that person stops posting because of you, I will never forgive you.
Plutonium Death Miller - You are a death miller. You seer and die as an evil person. But there are no seers or evil people, so you mainly exist to complain about your crappy role.
UnearthlyStew
Seer - You are the seer. You may seer someone every day to find out if they are evil. There may be evil people, there may not be. Does it really matter? Everybody knows seers are useless, anyways. In fact, just to further underscore the fact that this isn't even a real game, the evil people are thorgot, DevoutlyApathetic and Plutonium.
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EvilBadmanDO NOT TRUST THIS MANRegistered Userregular
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Stupid Thorgot and his dumb roles!
Every week I could force a narration to be about me
Somehow, I remembered to save this all through Night Watch. 'tis a shame I never really got to use it.
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE POWER!
I'll post the role PMs I still have when I get home.
Steam
The award-winning Aldo!
Maybe not for the games I sign up for, but you know I'm gonna apply that to any game I help to host.
Because I never really claimed to be Bluestreak.
And Plutonium got the award that I deserved. Jerk.
Because of your general awesomeness in the field of Phallology, you are cordially invited to The First Thirty-Ninth Annual Phalla Awards. If a cordial invitation is not enough, you are ordered to attend. You can arrive when you want and stay for as long as you want. Most days will include both nominations for one award and voting on the previous day's nominations. Good times should be had by all.
This is also the villager PM. Don't try to use it to confirm yourself. The (nonexistent) mafia have it too!
Villager - You are a docker. You have no powers. But I am specifically inviting you to this "game" because I want us all to have a wonderful time!
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Because of your (lack of) participation in a recent game, you are cordially invited to The First Thirty-Ninth Annual Phalla Awards. If a cordial invitation is not enough, you are ordered to attend. You can arrive when you want (or not, in your case) and stay for as long as you want (unless you are a bad boy and get banned again). Most days will include both nominations for one award and voting on the previous day's nominations. Good times should be had by all.
This is also the villager PM. Don't try to use it to confirm yourself. The (nonexistent) mafia have it too!
Villager - You are a docker. You have no powers. But I am specifically inviting you to this "game" because I want us all to have a wonderful time!
You are also...
Squashua - You may be banned, but damn it you are still going to participate! For every picture of an award you post on your secret board, or in the thread when you are unbanned, you will win an award that night. If you do this too many times, I may run out of names of awards to give you.
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You are also...
Villager - You are a docker.
Villager - You have no powers. But I am specifically inviting you to this "game" because I want us all to have a wonderful time!
PsychoLarry1; Varcayn; iamtheaznman; Drez
Vigilante - You are a boring old vigilante. Since this isn't a real game, your role is even more boring. Whatever. PM me a name to kill once per calendar week, and how you want them to be brutally murdered. That person will "die" (and probably come back to life or unlife).
MrBlarney
GodBlarney - Once per calendar week, when you post a vote count, you may include the typo "Post Cont" in the post. That shit becomes the new vote count. In fact, I'm just going to use that vote count at the end of the day. (I will post the real winner a few minutes later). Use this power wisely. If nobody notices your change you will automatically receive a "Best Votecounter" award.
Bliss 101; visiblehowl; Grundlterror
Mason - The three brothers, you used to be called. Bliss 101 was always the ringleader, visiblehowl was always the thrall uh I mean troublemaker, and Grundlterror was always the goodie two-shoes. The point is, you know that none of you are evil. But since this isn't a real game, it doesn't really matter.
Trust
Thrall - You seer as good but win with bad. But everybody seers as good, and there probably aren't any bad guys. So basically, you can't win! Sucks to be you! But you should still participate.
precisionk
precisionk - Your role name is the same as your user name, which should give you an idea of how powerful you are. Once per calendar week you may publically claim a power. You gain that power, in addition to any powers you had previously, including this one.
thorgot - Besides being an excellent GM, you are also always good. This is an uncontested fact. Only Cantide had a better track record than you. Regardless, gooooooooood.
You are also...
EVIL. That's right. For some reason, like most GMs I think it is hilarious to make you, the paragon of goodness, evil. You win with DevoutlyApathetic, who is always evil.
DevoutlyApathetic - What did you expect? You are evil. Everybody knows you are evil. They just pretend not to know. Otherwise, every game would end the very first day. In a twist, thorgot is also evil. He will probably win, but you will almost certainly be seered and vigilanted the very first day.
You are also...
EVIL. How many times do I have to say this? ALWAYS EVIL.
PS YOU ARE ALWAYS EVIL.
Zot - You have an awesome role. The only problem is, you have a burning desire to reveal it right away! Post your "role PM" (which can be any role you want) in the thread. You gain those powers. If your power is to make everybody a vigilante, everybody will permanently target you and I will hate you forever.
Obbi - Cohosting abilities aside, you are a cool customer. You have the power to do anything thorgot wants. This is mostly to counteract Zot, because you just know he is going to give himself a million votes or whatever.
Thanatos - You are really cool. Even if a certain unnamed admin does not enjoy your company, we do. Every day, you have the power to lock the thread. But you don't! Thank you! You also have the power to kill someone at any time of any day, as many times as you want. The people you kill will "die" (and probably come back to life or unlife).
Ardor - For some reason, people think you are smart and trustworthy. I know better. You are stupid and untrustworthy. You don't have any special powers, because you're probably going to win half the awards. Damn you. Also you smell.
Ardor - You have a knack for having multiple roles. Well, now the joke is on you. You win with the good guys, but you have the power to convert someone to the side of eeevil. You may do this once per calendar week. Nay, you MUST do this once per calendar week! MUHAHAHAHA!
Locus
Post Restrictorator - You hate people. A lot. You hate them so much that you want them to have to work to post. On two days per calendar week, you may send me a person to give a post restriction of your choice. It will only last for a few days. If that person stops posting because of you, I will never forgive you.
Plutonium
Death Miller - You are a death miller. You seer and die as an evil person. But there are no seers or evil people, so you mainly exist to complain about your crappy role.
UnearthlyStew
Seer - You are the seer. You may seer someone every day to find out if they are evil. There may be evil people, there may not be. Does it really matter? Everybody knows seers are useless, anyways. In fact, just to further underscore the fact that this isn't even a real game, the evil people are thorgot, DevoutlyApathetic and Plutonium.
Fuck me, my streak of vanilla continues!