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This summer, Jean Claude Van Damme IS Jean Claude Van Damme in: J.C.V.D

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Vic wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Gahzi wrote: »
    I remember watching so many J.C.V.D. movies as a kid, and in every movie it always had the 2 trademark moves.

    1. Split crotch punch

    2. The ending move was always a jumping spinning roundhouse kick. ALWAYS.

    Bloodsport was my favorite movie by him.
    First off, I am so seeing this movie (can't watch the trailer at work, dammit).

    Second, while Bloodsport was good, the true pinnacle of the Jean-Claude Van Damme oeuvre was Double Team. If you haven't seen it, go rent it right now.
    Double team sounds like a porn movie.
    Starring Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dennis Rodman.

    :winky:

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I kind of want to see Pauly Shore [strike]is[/strike] Dead.

    Me too

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    This flick looks pretty cool actually.

    And that "dyed hair" thing made me laugh a lot.

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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Is it about the drug problem?

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    big lbig l Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Vic wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Gahzi wrote: »
    I remember watching so many J.C.V.D. movies as a kid, and in every movie it always had the 2 trademark moves.

    1. Split crotch punch

    2. The ending move was always a jumping spinning roundhouse kick. ALWAYS.

    Bloodsport was my favorite movie by him.
    First off, I am so seeing this movie (can't watch the trailer at work, dammit).

    Second, while Bloodsport was good, the true pinnacle of the Jean-Claude Van Damme oeuvre was Double Team. If you haven't seen it, go rent it right now.
    Double team sounds like a porn movie.
    Starring Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dennis Rodman.

    :winky:

    I own it! The VHS box art is really priceless. Guaranteed to be worth the price of rental.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
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    Legionnaire was sweet.

    He basically spent like two hours shooting arabic people and / or drinking

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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    BUDDY LEE IS: BUDDY LEE IN:

    BUDDY LEE: MAN OF ACTION


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    General NemoGeneral Nemo The Mighty Shame Church for DogsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    This film will be excellent.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I want this book so bad:

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    rat.jpg tumbler? steam/ps3 thingie: lostwords Amazon Wishlist!
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    General NemoGeneral Nemo The Mighty Shame Church for DogsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    I want this book so bad:

    seagology.jpg

    Ahahaha yes. The ponytail, man. It's all in the ponytail.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    I want this book so bad:

    seagology.jpg

    Ahahaha yes. The ponytail, man. It's all in the ponytail.
    I wonder if the Seattle Library has that...?

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2008
    "Yeah uh I'm looking for a book about Steven Seagal kicking ass."

    "Ohhhhhhhhkay... who is the author?"

    "Uh... Vern."

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
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    FeriluceFeriluce Adrift on the morning star. Aberdeen, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Honk for Fonk?

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    XBox Live= LordFeriluce
    Steam: Feriluce
    Battle.net: Feriluce#1995
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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Is Jean Claude Van Damme even still alive?

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    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Oh yes the man in the WoW ads

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2008

    This guy might be my hero.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    It's the "SHPOOPY" that gets me every time

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