As was foretold, we've added advertisements to the forums! If you have questions, or if you encounter any bugs, please visit this thread: https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/240191/forum-advertisement-faq-and-reports-thread/

bangin is awesome let's talk about it

1262729313262

Posts

  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Klyka wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Volu confesses to alcoholism in this thread.

    Alcoholism is like the only disease you can confess to having.

    "All right, I confess you guys, I am an alcoholic."


    "All right, I confess you guys, I have lupus."

    I've confessed to alcoholism a number of times.

    I've done it while drinking, for Christ's sake.

    Like I'm standing there, with a glass of whiskey in my hand, telling my friends, "Guys, I have a drinking problem."

    Back when I first started working the graveyard shift I would come home and make a bloody mary (or two or three) for "breakfast" and then crash. That was my daily routine for a few weeks.

    Can't believe I've let an alco-wuss like you shit on me for fucking hookers.

    Aren't you creepy porn-guy
    He is 'Mr. December'

    a.k.a. 'I hate girls who give off the faintest geeky whiff'.

    Janson on
  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    uhhh

    Dynagrip on
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    i have problems in the pants department even if just look at beer for a while

    I don't have problems getting it up while drunk. But past two or three beers, I have problems keeping it up for the whole time.

    the wook on
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    guys should i go to the shower with this can of beer

    is that a good idea

    spaghettios

    sarukun on
  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    I like the part of sex where I ejaculate

    This post made me choke.

    Then I read your sig.

    I choked again.

    SON OF A BITCH!

    misbehavin on
  • Darkblade_1Darkblade_1 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Damnit you guys..

    Darkblade_1 on
    iveseenvivstits.gif
    You're drawn to my eccentric Brawl Code: 4596 9143 4529
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I don't think Klyka is all that creepy.

    Just kind of daft.

    ChicoBlue on
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Volu confesses to alcoholism in this thread.

    Alcoholism is like the only disease you can confess to having.

    "All right, I confess you guys, I am an alcoholic."


    "All right, I confess you guys, I have lupus."

    wow that sure was a lot funnier when I heard it the first time and it was told right

    I know how the actual joke goes


    I was just fishin' for anybody else who likes Mitch.


    "Alcoholism is like the only disease people can get mad at you for havin'

    Dammit Otto, you're an alcoholic

    Dammit Otto, you have lupus."

    Don't be such a dick, Shank.

    He told this joke when I saw him live

    I miss Mitch Hedburg so much

    Did you see when I said sorry for biting your head off about something?

    I bit your head off for something in some thread a while back and you left like right before I said sorry and asked you to explain what you meant

    anyways, sorry.

    Oh hey thanks

    I got scared away but this is cool :^:

    Fandyien on
    reposig.jpg
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    oogmar wrote: »
    gin and tonic, 1.5 parts gin to 1 part tonic, add lime

    it's delicious and you're crazy, oogmar

    If I'm drinking for delicious I drink beer I can't see through and wine. If I want to be drunk, I drink hard alcohol. I see no need for anything to be tastier than a straight shot of Jamie's, no chase.

    if I'm drinking for delicious I drink beer I like and mixed drinks (gin and tonic, gin and juice, scotch and uh...ice). If I am drinking to get drunk, I drink scotch on the rocks, beer bongs or shots of anything but rum.

    Charles Kinbote on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited June 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    i have problems in the pants department even if just look at beer for a while

    I don't have problems getting it up while drunk. But past two or three beers, I have problems keeping it up for the whole time.
    i just can't orgasm

    bongi on
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Klyka wrote: »
    no klyka you're still a shithead

    I don't know many people on PA who are NOT shitheads.

    That's funny, I know a bunch.

    Do regular people look like shitheads to a shithead?

    sarukun on
  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Klyka wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Volu confesses to alcoholism in this thread.

    Alcoholism is like the only disease you can confess to having.

    "All right, I confess you guys, I am an alcoholic."


    "All right, I confess you guys, I have lupus."

    I've confessed to alcoholism a number of times.

    I've done it while drinking, for Christ's sake.

    Like I'm standing there, with a glass of whiskey in my hand, telling my friends, "Guys, I have a drinking problem."

    Back when I first started working the graveyard shift I would come home and make a bloody mary (or two or three) for "breakfast" and then crash. That was my daily routine for a few weeks.

    Can't believe I've let an alco-wuss like you shit on me for fucking hookers.

    Aren't you creepy porn-guy
    He is 'Mr. December'

    a.k.a. 'I hate girls who give off the faintest geeky whiff'.

    What? I don't have anything against geeky girls,when did I ever say that?
    One of my fondest memories is having sex while playing 360 because the girl was "geeky" enough to find that kinky.

    Klyka on
    SC2 EU ID Klyka.110
    lTDyp.jpg
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    man I hope I don't give off the creepy virgin vibe

    though I'm aware there aren't many vibes to choose from

    Meissnerd on
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    i have problems in the pants department even if just look at beer for a while

    I don't have problems getting it up while drunk. But past two or three beers, I have problems keeping it up for the whole time.

    It just makes it more fumbly

    Pretty much all recreational chemicals are conducive to awkward, sad face'd putting on of clothes like twenty minutes earlier than desired

    Fandyien on
    reposig.jpg
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    misbehavin wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    I like the part of sex where I ejaculate

    This post made me choke.

    Then I read your sig.

    I choked again.

    SON OF A BITCH!

    which part of my sig? Shorty's disclaimer or Brian Posehn?

    the wook on
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Oh hey thanks

    I got scared away but this is cool :^:
    I still think you were being kind of a dick that one time

    but like every other time since then I have basically been an asshole, and that is not cool


    so I am sorry for being not cool.

    Because you are not a bad dude, and I do not like to have internet hatings with guys who are basically pretty cool.

    sarukun on
  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    If a girl is resting her legs on your lap, that is a prime time for a feel up.

    If you feel up a drunk girl, it's that wrong love

    Was the person of whom the legs were resting drunk too?

    MagicPrime on
    BNet • magicprime#1430 | PSN/Steam • MagicPrime | Origin • FireSideWizard
    Critical Failures - Havenhold CampaignAugust St. Cloud (Human Ranger)
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    i have problems in the pants department even if just look at beer for a while

    I don't have problems getting it up while drunk. But past two or three beers, I have problems keeping it up for the whole time.
    i just can't orgasm

    well gosh that would put a damper on things

    the wook on
  • oogmaroogmar Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    oogmar wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    oog for some reason I always thought you were older than me

    not much, mid 20s maybe

    actually this gives me hope that younger women aren't all totally dumb and inexperienced

    That's the nicest thing anybody has said to me all week.

    This thread gives me hope that not everybody on the internet who I didn't meet in person first is a creepy virgin.

    Except Knob, because I already knew he was awesome.

    All the girls your age around here are just carbon copies of one another. Which would be fine if I were into the original mold at all, which I'm not.

    For such a hardcore community Boston doesn't have a lot of the types I find appealing. Part of the reason Portland is one of my relocation possibilities.

    Yeah, Portland is pretty "come as you are", but we have our own weird stereotypes that girls tend to fall in. I just have enough weird backgrounds to reconcile with one another, I guess. Move to Portland. It's better than Seattle.

    oogmar on
    Rane, you lazy bastard, you can shut the hell up.

    enforceruserbarsplitcro.png
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Oh hey thanks

    I got scared away but this is cool :^:
    I still think you were being kind of a dick that one time

    but like every other time since then I have basically been an asshole, and that is not cool


    so I am sorry for being not cool.

    Because you are not a bad dude, and I do not like to have internet hatings with guys who are basically pretty cool.

    Hey rad

    Yeah that whole thread was just a debacle in which I failed to articulate myself and looked really bad

    Spanks though

    Fandyien on
    reposig.jpg
  • bongibongi regular
    edited June 2008
    my penis is a finely tuned piece of machinery, alcohol throws the calibration into disarray

    bongi on
  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I have a lightsaber.

    And while it is indeed pretty cool. I didn't need to spend actual, honest to god money on this thing.

    Filler Inc. on
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I thought bongi was like perma-drunk

    Balefuego on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    i have problems in the pants department even if just look at beer for a while

    I don't have problems getting it up while drunk. But past two or three beers, I have problems keeping it up for the whole time.
    i just can't orgasm

    that's what happened to me the second time (maybe ten minutes after the first time)

    full mast but no development from there

    she sure seemed to like that though so I have no complaints

    Charles Kinbote on
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Amphetamine sex is the best

    Take a bunch of adderall, then have sex for like two and a half hours and you'll finally have the best orgasm

    Fandyien on
    reposig.jpg
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Amphetamine sex is the best

    Take a bunch of adderall, then have sex for like two and a half hours and you'll finally have the best orgasm

    man that just sounds like sex

    the wook on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    man I hope I don't give off the creepy virgin vibe

    though I'm aware there aren't many vibes to choose from

    Sorta. :3

    neville on
    nevillexmassig1.png
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Bonin'

    Moriveth on
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Amphetamine sex is the best

    Take a bunch of adderall, then have sex for like two and a half hours and you'll finally have the best orgasm

    man that just sounds like sex

    except it's sweatier and more intense and you last forever and ever

    Fandyien on
    reposig.jpg
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Oh hey thanks

    I got scared away but this is cool :^:
    I still think you were being kind of a dick that one time

    but like every other time since then I have basically been an asshole, and that is not cool


    so I am sorry for being not cool.

    Because you are not a bad dude, and I do not like to have internet hatings with guys who are basically pretty cool.

    Hey rad

    Yeah that whole thread was just a debacle in which I failed to articulate myself and looked really bad

    Spanks though

    No sweat man.

    sarukun on
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I like sober sex the best

    who else likes it sober

    Balefuego on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • bongibongi regular
    edited June 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    i have problems in the pants department even if just look at beer for a while

    I don't have problems getting it up while drunk. But past two or three beers, I have problems keeping it up for the whole time.
    i just can't orgasm

    well gosh that would put a damper on things
    waiting til the morning after is not optimal either because man who wants to be all humping around with a hangover

    no-one that's who

    bongi on
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    I like sober sex the best

    who else likes it sober

    h5

    the wook on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    man I hope I don't give off the creepy virgin vibe

    though I'm aware there aren't many vibes to choose from

    Sorta. :3

    rats

    Meissnerd on
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    YOU GUYS I AM SO SOBER RIGHT NOW

    Fandyien on
    reposig.jpg
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    i have problems in the pants department even if just look at beer for a while

    I don't have problems getting it up while drunk. But past two or three beers, I have problems keeping it up for the whole time.
    i just can't orgasm

    that's what happened to me the second time (maybe ten minutes after the first time)

    full mast but no development from there

    she sure seemed to like that though so I have no complaints

    never had that problem.
    I have +5 to Resist Whiskey Donger

    neville on
    nevillexmassig1.png
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    You can last forever and ever in regular, non-amphetamine sex

    just gotta pace yourself and not go too fast

    Moriveth on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i got frisky once on hydrocodone

    was like everything else on hydro, slow, pleasant and made me feel good

    Charles Kinbote on
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    my penis is a finely tuned piece of machinery, alcohol throws the calibration into disarray

    I suppose that's better than the alternative extreme of describing it as a "meat club".

    sarukun on
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    i have problems in the pants department even if just look at beer for a while

    I don't have problems getting it up while drunk. But past two or three beers, I have problems keeping it up for the whole time.
    i just can't orgasm

    well gosh that would put a damper on things
    waiting til the morning after is not optimal either because man who wants to be all humping around with a hangover

    no-one that's who

    if you can stand it long enough to finish it's a good temporary cure

    the wook on
This discussion has been closed.