Little "Ready To Rock" Red Riding Hood is ready to own your ass
in this exciting action shooter from Gammick Entertainment, in the same vein as Sin & Punishment!
Use her Sexy Dodge to prevent enemies from undermining her health bar!
Featuring original enemies such as Zombie Sleeping Beauty, Zombie Santa Claus, and Zombie Godzilla!
And a super secret final boss...
Move over, Limbo of the Lost! The new Game of the Year has just arrived!
Goddammit my eyes. Now I can never unsee big breasted Red Riding Hood with huge thighs. I hate you so much. My childhood fairy tale memories have been ruined by anime once again.
Aside from that though, this is an awesome premise and my friend will probably buy it day one. Then I shall try it and most likely want it.
Goddammit my eyes. Now I can never unsee big breasted Red Riding Hood with huge thighs. I hate you so much. My childhood fairy tale memories have been ruined by anime once again.
Aside from that though, this is an awesome premise and my friend will probably buy it day one. Then I shall try it and most likely want it.
Heh... Maybe you should read the real version of Red Riding Hood. Oh and the story is about sexual predators. No joke.
Goddammit my eyes. Now I can never unsee big breasted Red Riding Hood with huge thighs. I hate you so much. My childhood fairy tale memories have been ruined by anime once again.
Goddammit my eyes. Now I can never unsee big breasted Red Riding Hood with huge thighs. I hate you so much. My childhood fairy tale memories have been ruined by anime once again.
Tex Avery did it first.
You're right, I forgot all about that. And now I can't forget that either. My world is being smothered by Red Riding Hood breasts and thighs.
So what's the deal with the ninja anyway? I don't remember any ninjas in Little Red Riding Hood. Have I been reading the wrong fairy tale books?
Goddammit my eyes. Now I can never unsee big breasted Red Riding Hood with huge thighs. I hate you so much. My childhood fairy tale memories have been ruined by anime once again.
Tex Avery did it first.
You're right, I forgot all about that. And now I can't forget that either. My world is being smothered by Red Riding Hood breasts and thighs.
So what's the deal with the ninja anyway? I don't remember any ninjas in Little Red Riding Hood. Have I been reading the wrong fairy tale books?
Any version that does not have ninjas in it is the wrong version of anything.
ViscountalphaThe pen is mightier than the swordhttp://youtu.be/G_sBOsh-vyIRegistered Userregular
edited June 2008
I don't understand the sexy dodge. Is that where there is instant fan service? I'm appalled and attracted at the same time. hmm I demand more live footage.
Zombies make everything better and with the addition of Ninjas the game will have to try really hard to suck.
They should make a book so I could read the updated story of Red Riding hood to my future children.
"Come closer my dear." Said grandma.
"My what big patches of rotting flesh you have grandmAAAAUUUUGH!"
And with that bloodcurling scream, Red riding hood became grandma's dinner.
The end.
My child - "Will grandma eat me too...?"D:
Me - "Only if you don't visit her every weekend! Good night! "
Child -
Edit: I bet the secret character there on the site is "Prince charming"
If shrek taught me anything, it's that they are some evil bastards.
Goddammit my eyes. Now I can never unsee big breasted Red Riding Hood with huge thighs. I hate you so much. My childhood fairy tale memories have been ruined by anime once again.
Tex Avery did it first.
You're right, I forgot all about that. And now I can't forget that either. My world is being smothered by Red Riding Hood breasts and thighs.
So what's the deal with the ninja anyway? I don't remember any ninjas in Little Red Riding Hood. Have I been reading the wrong fairy tale books?
momotaro is a traditional japanese fairy tale about some kid
who pops out of a peach and kills ogres.
As cool a premise as it is, and as decent as the art is, the actual game looks pretty awful. Like they took that good art and imported it directly into the game, and wrote a simple NES shooter around it.
I have little expectation this will actually be good, but it would be nice if it was.
Also, she should have a hood. Really.
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MongerI got the ham stink.Dallas, TXRegistered Userregular
edited June 2008
I... man.... I mean... dudeguy... just...
Ambivalence.
On the one hand, Little Red Riding Hood has giant breasts and commits zombie genocide. On the other hand Little Red Riding Hood has giant breasts and commits zombie genocide. It's like Santa Claus Conquers The Martians, but instead of Martians there's zombies. And instead of Santa there's Little Red Riding Hood. And also Santa who is a zombie.
Oh man, you know what this game needs? Martians. Zombie Martians being ordered around by Santa. Wait, cyborg zombie Trans-Martians who are thought-bonded to and telecoordinated by Santa, but are in actuality undercover FBI agents that have been indoctrinated by the fork-tongued promises of the Neoclausian agenda and have been genetically enhanced by Post-Elves using the Digibio technology of the True Martians who are actually clones based on the Digibiotically-summed genes of William Howard Taft and Flavor Flav.
Now that's some damn fine pile of idea right there I'll tell you what. I wholly endorse the developers incorporating it into their next game.
Goddammit my eyes. Now I can never unsee big breasted Red Riding Hood with huge thighs. I hate you so much. My childhood fairy tale memories have been ruined by anime once again.
Tex Avery did it first.
You're right, I forgot all about that. And now I can't forget that either. My world is being smothered by Red Riding Hood breasts and thighs.
So what's the deal with the ninja anyway? I don't remember any ninjas in Little Red Riding Hood. Have I been reading the wrong fairy tale books?
momotaro is a traditional japanese fairy tale about some kid
who pops out of a peach and kills ogres.
I'm a bit confused, what exactly about this are people excited for? The big-breasted concept art? Cause I have to say, the game looks pretty terrible. Or were people trying to convey sarcasm over the internet again? You know that's impossible.
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Aside from that though, this is an awesome premise and my friend will probably buy it day one. Then I shall try it and most likely want it.
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Heh... Maybe you should read the real version of Red Riding Hood. Oh and the story is about sexual predators. No joke.
Tex Avery did it first.
You're right, I forgot all about that. And now I can't forget that either. My world is being smothered by Red Riding Hood breasts and thighs.
So what's the deal with the ninja anyway? I don't remember any ninjas in Little Red Riding Hood. Have I been reading the wrong fairy tale books?
Any version that does not have ninjas in it is the wrong version of anything.
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They should make a book so I could read the updated story of Red Riding hood to my future children.
"Come closer my dear." Said grandma.
"My what big patches of rotting flesh you have grandmAAAAUUUUGH!"
And with that bloodcurling scream, Red riding hood became grandma's dinner.
The end.
My child - "Will grandma eat me too...?"D:
Me - "Only if you don't visit her every weekend! Good night! "
Child -
Edit: I bet the secret character there on the site is "Prince charming"
If shrek taught me anything, it's that they are some evil bastards.
Fixed.
(Please do not gift. My game bank is already full.)
The worst part of this picture is that she isn't wearing any pants
Or the best part, if that floats your boat
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momotaro is a traditional japanese fairy tale about some kid
who pops out of a peach and kills ogres.
[tiny]maybe...[/tiny]
Also, she should have a hood. Really.
Ambivalence.
On the one hand, Little Red Riding Hood has giant breasts and commits zombie genocide. On the other hand Little Red Riding Hood has giant breasts and commits zombie genocide. It's like Santa Claus Conquers The Martians, but instead of Martians there's zombies. And instead of Santa there's Little Red Riding Hood. And also Santa who is a zombie.
Oh man, you know what this game needs? Martians. Zombie Martians being ordered around by Santa. Wait, cyborg zombie Trans-Martians who are thought-bonded to and telecoordinated by Santa, but are in actuality undercover FBI agents that have been indoctrinated by the fork-tongued promises of the Neoclausian agenda and have been genetically enhanced by Post-Elves using the Digibio technology of the True Martians who are actually clones based on the Digibiotically-summed genes of William Howard Taft and Flavor Flav.
Now that's some damn fine pile of idea right there I'll tell you what. I wholly endorse the developers incorporating it into their next game.
All right, people. It is not a gerbil. It is not a hamster. It is not a guinea pig. It is a death rabbit. Death. Rabbit. Say it with me, now.
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There are no words.
No words.
None.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
You can practically see her "hood" under her nonpants.
And I also expected the protagonist to be B.B. Hood. The game'd probably be ten times more fun if it was.
No worse than Prier from La Pucelle.
And it's a minor plot point in that game that Prier doesn't wear panties.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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What?
Are you saying that games can't be good with stylus control?
I never asked for this!
Stylus controls for a SHMUP? Yes, I'm saying that's a bad thing.
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Hmmmmmmm...
Also features a dog, a monkey, and a bird.
fix'd just for you urahonky.