BusterKNegativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered Userregular
edited June 2008
I don't give rides to complete strangers because even if someone looks harmless it doesn't mean they are
I gave an old lady directions and asked if she could drive me just three blocks up the road once
But that was okay because she had the right number of fingers
I don't give rides to complete strangers because even if someone looks harmless it doesn't mean they are
I gave an old lady directions and asked if she could drive me just three blocks up the road once
But that was okay because she had the right number of fingers
If an old lady buttrapes you and steals your organs, you pretty much had it coming
Some people will pick up hitchhikers and some are afraid of getting buttraped and left on the side of the road with no organs.
Oh Sheri, this made me laugh so hard
I totally read that as "getting buttraped on the left side of the road". Like the buttrapist is usually british. Or maybe buttrape on the right shoulder isn't as bad.
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Some people will pick up hitchhikers and some are afraid of getting buttraped and left on the side of the road with no organs.
Oh Sheri, this made me laugh so hard
I totally read that as "getting buttraped on the left side of the road". Like the buttrapist is usually british. Or maybe buttrape on the right shoulder isn't as bad.
It's all perspective though, what might be the left side for you could still easily be the right side for the person buttraping you.
Some people will pick up hitchhikers and some are afraid of getting buttraped and left on the side of the road with no organs.
Oh Sheri, this made me laugh so hard
I totally read that as "getting buttraped on the left side of the road". Like the buttrapist is usually british. Or maybe buttrape on the right shoulder isn't as bad.
It's all perspective though, what might be the left side for you could still easily be the right side for the person buttraping you.
Some people will pick up hitchhikers and some are afraid of getting buttraped and left on the side of the road with no organs.
Oh Sheri, this made me laugh so hard
I totally read that as "getting buttraped on the left side of the road". Like the buttrapist is usually british. Or maybe buttrape on the right shoulder isn't as bad.
It's all perspective though, what might be the left side for you could still easily be the right side for the person buttraping you.
That is some goddamned flexible buttraping.
Holy crap, the Reverse Superman Buttrape! That's a pretty advanced technique.
Staxeon on
Invisible nap is the best nap of all time!
No man should have that kind of power.(Twitter)
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BusterKNegativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered Userregular
edited June 2008
I remember reading a Stephen King story where a guy picks up a teenage girl hitchhiking
And pulls out a knife and tells him stop next to her big ass boyfriend on the side of the road
I remember reading a Stephen King story where a guy picks up a teenage girl hitchhiking
And pulls out a knife and tells him stop next to her big ass boyfriend on the side of the road
This is why I installed a tazer under the passenger seat of my car. Then I can buttrape the crazy hitchhiker with 40,000 volts if necessary.
Staxeon on
Invisible nap is the best nap of all time!
No man should have that kind of power.(Twitter)
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I remember reading a Stephen King story where a guy picks up a teenage girl hitchhiking
And pulls out a knife and tells him stop next to her big ass boyfriend on the side of the road
This is why I installed a tazer under the passenger seat of my car. Then I can buttrape the crazy hitchhiker with 40,000 volts if necessary.
What the heck is this I'm sitting on? it's poking me.
There's a hobo that used to hang outside of where I work that sangs for spare change throughout the day. One night during a thunderstorm, I closed up shop and saw that he was still there. It was around 10pm, far after his usual departure time. He stops me on my way to the car, and asks me for a ride to his tent. Apparently, there's some sort of hobo colony in the park downtown. Anyway, I said I'd give him a lift, providing that he sang for it. The man had some pipes, regardless of being a hobo. A few blocks away from, he tells says, "This is as far as you're gonna wanna go. We don't really take well to your kind around the park." He starts to get out, but I was a little thrown off by this, so I asked, "What kind is that?" He narrowed his eyes at me and sneered "Better'n me!" and ran off into the darkness. This is how I came to know Eddie the singing hobo. If he didn't smell like a dumpster and occasionally look like he wanted to eat me, I'm sure we would've became best of friends.
He was hit by a car in our parking lot a week later.
I remember reading a Stephen King story where a guy picks up a teenage girl hitchhiking
And pulls out a knife and tells him stop next to her big ass boyfriend on the side of the road
One night my friends and I were driving around, a girl was walking along the side of the road. It was about 2 in the morning, and she was trying to wave people down. My friend stops and asks her whats up, she needed to get to her friends house for a party. He rolls up the window and we talk about it real fast, she gets into the back that was already a carload. She's sitting on my lap, I was high as fuck and kept giggling.
Took her to where she needed to go and that was that. Nice girl.
If someone looks respectable and has a good reason to be hitch hiking, I will gladly pick them up. I dislike driving alone, it gets boring. A hitchhiker would make good company for that short amount of time, and a little bit afterwards as I'm thinking about things they said as I drive off.
This is why I like driving a pickup. Hobo asks for change for "gas", I just tell them I'll take them where there going under 2 conditions: they ride in the bed, and it isn't way far away. Dissuades the fakers, and occasionally helps a dude out. Everyone wins.
dude flagged me down with a little gas can once. Said his car ran out of gas up the road a bit and he was looking for someone to take him to the nearest gas station. He said he was from oregon going to visit family in the next town over. On our way to the gas station there was a car with it's lights on with Oregon plates. On the way back, I took him to that car.
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I gave an old lady directions and asked if she could drive me just three blocks up the road once
But that was okay because she had the right number of fingers
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I totally read that as "getting buttraped on the left side of the road". Like the buttrapist is usually british. Or maybe buttrape on the right shoulder isn't as bad.
No man should have that kind of power.(Twitter)
but then again I've never driven too far outside of my own city
It's all perspective though, what might be the left side for you could still easily be the right side for the person buttraping you.
That is some goddamned flexible buttraping.
Holy crap, the Reverse Superman Buttrape! That's a pretty advanced technique.
No man should have that kind of power.(Twitter)
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yo face looks like a tampon soaking up sand
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And pulls out a knife and tells him stop next to her big ass boyfriend on the side of the road
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she is still chained up in the basement
Never gonna do that again.
This is why I installed a tazer under the passenger seat of my car. Then I can buttrape the crazy hitchhiker with 40,000 volts if necessary.
No man should have that kind of power.(Twitter)
What the heck is this I'm sitting on? it's poking me.
Settle down.
But it really hurts
I SAID SETTLE DOWN
what then, Staxeon, what then?
Then I buy a new floor mat, obviously.
No man should have that kind of power.(Twitter)
Seriously, it has about as much flavor as sport water.
He was hit by a car in our parking lot a week later.
Also, he's not dead, he's just not a hobo anymore. Last I heard, he was a born again Christian working at a scrap yard.
He's building a singing, metal Jesus to exact his revenge on the bettern'yous like yourself.
what is issssss
Ex-Hobo Mecha Suit....ACTIVATE!!!!!!!
It runs on urine and shattered dreams.
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Took her to where she needed to go and that was that. Nice girl.
I've never meet a bad hitcher
seems like every other day I see someone on the side of the road with a big backpack and a thumb out
I never pick them up though
I'm going to type this in pig-latin in case my work has some kind of nazi word alert thing on it:
They sold us an ubsay-machine ungay for 300 dollars.
Boy were we shocked.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
Trent that is fucking awesome.
Off hippies no less.
Yeah it was bizarre but we didn't ask questions.
Squeezed off many a oundray with that Ussianray SKSkaysay
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!