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Gaping Vaginas, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Wang

CogliostroCogliostro Marginal OpinionsSpring, TXRegistered User regular
edited June 2008 in Social Entropy++
So tonight I'm just wondering what the fellow hellbound pagans of the board are doing? I planned on attending a summer solstice celebration, however instead I get a call from my instructor telling me I have to spend my holiday staring at gaping vaginas pooping out womb-boogers. Seriously... I need some help to keep busy here. There's one chick ready to pop one out here but it's probably going to be forever before this happens. I can either sit here and do homework or talk to you fuckshits.

So I'm gonna do a little of both. So the topic of this little jizz fest? SOLSTICE!

What do you do to celebrate and does it hold any special meaning for you? Up here in Alaska even non-druids/pagans celebrate Solstice as it marks the longest day of the year... and from hereon out we actually lose light - something every Alaskan dreads. It means the summer is on the decline (even though summer has been AWOL so far) and the winter months are soon upon us.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited June 2008
    i celebrate my birthday by forcing people to buy me expensive gifts

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    wait you lost me

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    CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    How exactly did I lose you?

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    Langly wrote: »
    it makes a choo choo sound when you shoot it

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    This one time I had it in my mind to spend the whole day, from dawn to dusk, outside, with no technology or nothin' on me, eating pretty much only natural sorts of foods and I guess sitting around reading and drawing things and all around chilling on the solstice. So I did it.

    There were violent thunderstorms at 6:00 and I pussied out. Every year since then I've wanted to do it but found it fairly hard to orchestrate.

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    RialeRiale I'm a little slow Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    and from hereon out we

    what is it with this word. it never looks right even though it is. i read it and I think oh man it's a typo of heron, this thread is about herons, fuck yes.

    I mean look at that

    birdsheronwebbr2.jpg

    That is some majestic shit. This thread is now about how awesome herons are.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited June 2008
    a heron ate some fish from my pond

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I saw a blue heron the time I did that outside thing

    And a bunch of deer and other such things

    That was pretty cool, it sucks that it was against my rules to bring a camera

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    i celebrate my birthday by forcing people to buy me expensive gifts

    my birthday's soon what are you getting me

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    CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Indeed, Straightzi... but perhaps if you had a camera it would have ruined the magic of the moment as it was meant only for you


    ... or some such mystical bullshit. I dunno...

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    it makes a choo choo sound when you shoot it

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    everyone should buy me stuff it's my birthday in like a week

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    same here zot

    i haven't received birthday presents in the last several years

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    CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    so your birthday is on Solstice, eh? Interesting.

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    Langly wrote: »
    it makes a choo choo sound when you shoot it

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    bongibongi regular
    edited June 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    i celebrate my birthday by forcing people to buy me expensive gifts

    my birthday's soon what are you getting me
    more importantly why didn't you get me anything for my birthday

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    GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I don't understand the words that Coglioristohesoih types.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    Indeed, Straightzi... but perhaps if you had a camera it would have ruined the magic of the moment as it was meant only for you


    ... or some such mystical bullshit. I dunno...

    This was like two years back, mystical bullshit sounds about par for the course. Although it was probably a year or two earlier that I actually came up with it, which somehow makes even more sense.

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    CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I like the idea.... I may pass it on to my like-minded friends. :)

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    Langly wrote: »
    it makes a choo choo sound when you shoot it

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    i celebrate my birthday by forcing people to buy me expensive gifts

    my birthday's soon what are you getting me
    more importantly why didn't you get me anything for my birthday

    i can make you a mixtape

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    there's a grey heron that lives behind my parents' house

    it is pretty monstrous

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    is this about penises or birthdays or what?

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    my birthday is today woooo

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Solstice is awesome because it marks the day we start the fight to win sunlight back from you filthy northerners.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2008
    FAQ wrote: »
    is this about penises or birthdays or what?

    if it's cogliostro, it's about how he likes penises

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    what age are you, you...

    cunt

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Apparently in Seattle they have a parade and there are painted naked bike riders.

    I did not go, as I am just a lone individual, and that sounds like something you'd want to bring a friend to, lest you are surrounded by a bike gang.

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    CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    THE NORTH WILL PREVAIL!

    Oh yes... we will prevail. You may have won the battle during the winter months, but the war... the war shall be won by us!

    VIVA ALASKA! VIVA LA REVOLUTION!


    And yes, today is also the start of Gay Pride week here in Anchorage.

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    Langly wrote: »
    it makes a choo choo sound when you shoot it

    The Apocalypse Has Never Been More Fun

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    is this about penises or birthdays or what?

    if it's cogliostro, it's about how he likes penises

    I like a few select penises

    penises aren't as ugly as they are made out to be

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2008
    As7 wrote: »
    Apparently in Seattle they have a parade and there are painted naked bike riders.

    I did not go, as I am just a lone individual, and that sounds like something you'd want to bring a friend to, lest you are surrounded by a bike gang.

    i thought you were talking about the pride parade but that's not until next sunday

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Nope, it's a separate parade.

    Though, if you wanna go watch the pride parade, we should totally do that.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Mr. Defecation wrote: »
    my birthday is today woooo

    i got you something
    come open it.

    :winky:

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    RialeRiale I'm a little slow Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    this thread got gay really fast

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    for a thread with "Wang" in the title..

    are you slow?

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Riale wrote: »
    this thread got gay really fast

    Well Cogliostro did make it

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    RialeRiale I'm a little slow Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    there is nothing gay about wangs

    dudes have wangs

    most dudes are not gay

    wangs aren't gay until they are in butts

    what i'm saying is this thread needs a wang in a butt

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2008
    tehcoolryan wrote: »
    Riale wrote: »
    this thread got gay really fast

    Well Cogliostro did make it

    we were playing rock band and it popped up with "MageCogliostro sent you a message" and I said "man it's something gay" and neville said "no- oh wait from him yeah it probably is"

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    tehcoolryan wrote: »
    Riale wrote: »
    this thread got gay really fast

    Well Cogliostro did make it

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2008
    As7 wrote: »
    Nope, it's a separate parade.

    Though, if you wanna go watch the pride parade, we should totally do that.

    it's the day before my birthday

    and it's kusu's birthday

    but it's pretty gay

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'm always amazed when people know other peoples birthdays

    I don't know my parents birthdays

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2008
    dongers are great but its not really my bag

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2008
    FAQ wrote: »
    I'm always amazed when people know other peoples birthdays

    I don't know my parents birthdays

    i'm pretty good with remembering things

    i remember phone numbers from friends in grade school that i haven't talked to in 6 years

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    I'm always amazed when people know other peoples birthdays

    I don't know my parents birthdays

    i'm pretty good with remembering things

    i remember phone numbers from friends in grade school that i haven't talked to in 6 years

    i can remember one phone number from a friend in elementary that i haven't spoken to in seven years

    just that one

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