It looks like his face is going to swarm over Japan, bursting forth into a black goo that destroys all in it's path.
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe, and from this side only! The flight of a half-man, half-bird. Dinosaurs nuzzling their young in pastures where strip-malls should be. Cookies on dowels. All those moments lost in time; gone like eggs off a hooker's stomach. Time to die.
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe, and from this side only! The flight of a half-man, half-bird. Dinosaurs nuzzling their young in pastures where strip-malls should be. Cookies on dowels. All those moments lost in time; gone like eggs off a hooker's stomach. Time to die.
San Francisco is to hold a vote on whether to rename one of its largest sewage treatment facilities after George W. Bush, in what supporters describe as “a fitting monument to the President’s workâ€.
That picture's too ironic to have not been in some way staged.
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe, and from this side only! The flight of a half-man, half-bird. Dinosaurs nuzzling their young in pastures where strip-malls should be. Cookies on dowels. All those moments lost in time; gone like eggs off a hooker's stomach. Time to die.
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There is a very good chance I'm not doing this right.
and what's the point of having a goblet if you're just gonna drink champagne out of it?
He looks like Cosby going "DAWWWWWWWWWWWW"
Which means those are the 19th century versions of pudding pops. mmmm
don't ask how they got it to work, that secret is lost to the ages
I know he was in a picture with his kids making the best sad faces
but what was his story again? what'd he run for?
Chillin with gandhi
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article4207235.ece
mostly because of what thier last name means now
T.H.X.U.T.F.S.
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Were your teeth painfully clenched when you typed this? Poor Weaver!
I have been trying to explain this to Chinese people since I got here.
Apparently in China you just don't eat raw vegetables. You just don't. You boil the shit out of them, or you just don't eat them.
considering all the fun waterborne bacteria in China, i think this is a good idea. even plants have to get watered.
your body can't retain any nutrients at all if you're puking them all out. from both ends.
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Preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetty much.
Well, I live in fake China, which in a lot of ways is a lot better than regular China.
But they just can't wrap their heads around the idea.
"No, you have to boil them, or the rawness will destroy you.
i've had my intestines destroyed by some random bug i got in China, presumably from consuming tap water somewhere by accident.
i totally sympathize with their position
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But don't eat raw vegetables in front of those people, man, they will freak the fuck out.
ahaha i'm totally munching on some carrots in front of Viv at PAX.
i figured Taiwan was much better at this, but you'd think things would have improved at least in the modernized areas of the PRC...
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My girlfriend was like "What are you doing, you can't do that, you have to put it in the soup first"
And I'm all "No, babe, I just want some broccoli, I don't want to get oyster juice on it"
and she goes "NO YOU CAN'T WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCK"
So I ask the whole table
"Dudes, is it or is it not totally okay to eat raw vegetables"
And the whole table is like "Are you gay?"
dude, broccoli is hella gay.
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It's one step before cock. Cock in the mouth.
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