My mom went to vegas this weekend to visit with her sisters, and as she was on her way back she stopped at an albertson's to get some ice for her icechest. It was about noon, broad daylight, right out front of the grocery store, and this homeless guy hopped up on drugs and drunk as can be charges her flailing his arms yelling 'I WANT MONEY' and punches her right on the jaw.
Three gay fellows saw this, and the muscular one punched the homeless guy off my mom to the ground, then held him to the hot cement with his foot pressed against the back of his neck. One of the other guys started soothing my mom giving her hugs and telling her she'd be ok, while the third ran to get security in albertson's.
my poor mom's jaw is all swollen and she's all shaken up. i am really curious now as to how common this sort of thing is, and also pretty thankful those fellows were there to help her.
so have any of you homps been mugged before? have you saved any middle aged women from being mugged? maybe you have mugged old women for a quick lump of cash? maybe you're a heroic gay dude; who knows!
tl;dr: my mom got mugged by a homeless dude and saved by three gays
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Umm, i got mugged, at gunpoint, for my chinese take out one time in philly. pretty funny, looking back on it.
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That was about the time your mother thought it would be in your best interest if you were to move in with your aunt and uncle in Bel Air.
8-)
also, this story brightened my day
stories of gay vigilantes are wonderful
I've never been mugged fortunately. In fact as much time as I've spent in Seattle at all sorts of odd hours I've rarely felt in any kind of danger.
DUNN DUNN!
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I bet he stole your virtue too, but you secretly wanted him to ravish you.
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they took a $10 note off me
then some other guy came around like 'heres your money' and handed me two $5 notes
I sort of giggled and walked passed.
"YEAH. KEEP WALKING," he shouted, as I continued on my merry way.
Did you say "C U L8TER BOI!"?
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Nah.
Gays for collective president.
but then, I don't live in the city
I hope your mom's feeling better, Bel!
This image made me snicker
I was mugged once, but I didn't have any money. The guy threw my wallet back in my face and shoved me against a railing and ran off.
Girls.
Coincidence?
arms flailing
all wacky like
Gays can do girls better than any straight can.
They just don't want to
They can, they just don't want to. Which is why gay dudes make awesome friends. Women are drawn to them, left disappointed, and at the end of a long night of drinking you are available to play clean up hitter.
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she had her brand new Mac laptop stolen too. at least there was karmic balance.
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I was thinking something from the Village People. Macho Man blaring in the background.
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He was doing you a favour, FATTY.
MAYBE IF YOU WEREN'T SO FAT.
FAT FAT FAT
He didn't steal it, you carelessly left legal tender in a public place like an imbecile. That's called he found money.
edit: Damn, I could have sworn that said money. Lunch money
I need a drink
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No muggings though, which people always find interesting given how much time I spent in Detroit.
Sandwich dollars.
and they stole one of my drinks, I got off pretty lightly really