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Fucking Cheaters

Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
edited June 2008 in Social Entropy++
No, not an adultery. The other kind.

It's exam time in the college where I work. I have supervised two exams so far and caught five cheaters. Two swapped papers a few times, so one could copy from the other, and the other three just snuck notes in with them.

Tell me other ways to cheat. What else should I watch out for?

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    no.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The old earphones up the sleeve trick.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Your user name makes me think of Bonzi Buddy

    fuck bonzi buddy

    Druhim on
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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Water bottle with answers printed on the inside of the label trick.

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  • FromAlpha2OmegaFromAlpha2Omega Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Inside the label of a drink.
    Inside the cover of a calculator or on its back.
    Rim of a hat.
    Written on hands.

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  • I Am Not A BearI Am Not A Bear Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Fuck you, man. I got through half my exams in college by deviating from the rules. If the Chinese kids in my courses could do it, so could I.

    3.61 GPA for life.

    I Am Not A Bear on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    anyone with a cast or pair of sunglasses

    or a long sleeved shirt

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Fucking the teacher.

    ChicoBlue on
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2008
    People actually swapped papers? Wow, I've never seen that before.

    I can't imagine a discreet way of getting away with that unless you plan for a gryphon to fly through the room at precise intervals.

    Larlar on
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  • FromAlpha2OmegaFromAlpha2Omega Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Silmaril wrote: »
    The old earphones up the sleeve trick.
    explain

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  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Your user name makes me think of Bonzi Buddy

    fuck bonzi buddy

    My user name makes you think of a purple ape?

    Desktop Hippie on
  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Fuck you, man. I got through half my exams in college by deviating from the rules. If the Chinese kids in my courses could do it, so could I.

    3.61 GPA for life.

    I hope you die.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Fucking the teacher.

    This.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Silmaril wrote: »
    The old earphones up the sleeve trick.
    explain

    You'd have a walkman or something playing very quietly with answeres or whatever on loop. You'd put the earphones up inside you jumper/jacket whatever so one earphone came out by your sleeve.

    You'd then rest your hand on your ear like you're really boredm with your elbow on the desk, thus disguising the earphone now in your ear,

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Silmaril wrote: »
    The old earphones up the sleeve trick.
    explain
    Earphones, and a microphone. You tell the question to the person on the other side, they look up the answer.

    Fairly popular in 80's teen comedies.

    mcp on
  • I Am Not A BearI Am Not A Bear Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Fuck you, man. I got through half my exams in college by deviating from the rules. If the Chinese kids in my courses could do it, so could I.

    3.61 GPA for life.

    I hope you die.

    Suck a cock.

    You work 35 hours a week and have 50 hours of course work a week. Tell me how it goes for you. Tell me how your GPA looks.

    I Am Not A Bear on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Your user name makes me think of Bonzi Buddy

    fuck bonzi buddy

    My user name makes you think of a purple ape?
    yeah, desktop ape
    desktop hippo

    don't take it personally though

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  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Fuck you, man.

    Get in Line.
    I got through half my exams in college by deviating from the rules. If the Chinese kids in my courses could do it, so could I.

    I... what?

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    The old earphones up the sleeve trick.
    explain

    You'd have a walkman or something playing very quietly with answeres or whatever on loop. You'd put the earphones up inside you jumper/jacket whatever so one earphone came out by your sleeve.

    You'd then rest your hand on your ear like you're really boredm with your elbow on the desk, thus disguising the earphone now in your ear,
    I've never seen it like that, that's a pretty good idea.

    but, probably doesn't make for a funny movie.

    mcp on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    leave the cheaters alone man, shit's tough enough as it is

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Fuck you, man. I got through half my exams in college by deviating from the rules. If the Chinese kids in my courses could do it, so could I.

    3.61 GPA for life.

    I hope you die.

    Suck a cock.

    You work 35 hours a week and have 50 hours of course work a week. Tell me how it goes for you. Tell me how your GPA looks.

    No excuses, just die.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    People actually swapped papers? Wow, I've never seen that before.

    I can't imagine a discreet way of getting away with that unless you plan for a gryphon to fly through the room at precise intervals.

    gryphons are pretty easy to train so that's not an impossible situation

    also: get a job, larlar

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  • I Am Not A BearI Am Not A Bear Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Fuck you, man. I got through half my exams in college by deviating from the rules. If the Chinese kids in my courses could do it, so could I.

    3.61 GPA for life.

    I hope you die.

    Suck a cock.

    You work 35 hours a week and have 50 hours of course work a week. Tell me how it goes for you. Tell me how your GPA looks.

    No excuses, just die.

    Hahaha. Seriously, go fuck yourself.
    '
    I'm talking about 'cheating' by having formulas written down somewhere, not full-blown 'I'm going to copy your exam'.

    I Am Not A Bear on
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    the best purple ape is clearly Grape Ape

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    mcp wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    The old earphones up the sleeve trick.
    explain

    You'd have a walkman or something playing very quietly with answeres or whatever on loop. You'd put the earphones up inside you jumper/jacket whatever so one earphone came out by your sleeve.

    You'd then rest your hand on your ear like you're really boredm with your elbow on the desk, thus disguising the earphone now in your ear,
    I've never seen it like that, that's a pretty good idea.

    but, probably doesn't make for a funny movie.

    Well, it's not funny until there's a microphone involved. Then the comically inept sidekick who is supposed to be looking up the answers can do something clumsy that causes a loud burst of feedback, causing the cheater to react humorously and draw the attention of the rest of the class. A lame excuse is traditional at this point.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    mcp wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    The old earphones up the sleeve trick.
    explain

    You'd have a walkman or something playing very quietly with answeres or whatever on loop. You'd put the earphones up inside you jumper/jacket whatever so one earphone came out by your sleeve.

    You'd then rest your hand on your ear like you're really boredm with your elbow on the desk, thus disguising the earphone now in your ear,
    I've never seen it like that, that's a pretty good idea.

    but, probably doesn't make for a funny movie.


    I knew people who'd do it all the time in boring lessons just to listen to the radio or music or whatever.

    Never knew anyone who had the balls to try it in an exam though,

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  • FromAlpha2OmegaFromAlpha2Omega Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    codec

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  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    People actually swapped papers? Wow, I've never seen that before.

    I can't imagine a discreet way of getting away with that unless you plan for a gryphon to fly through the room at precise intervals.

    The best bit was their oh so innocent expressions when I saw them do it out of the corner of my eye and turned to look at them.

    Desktop Hippie on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The only time I cheated was in like, the second grade. We had spelling tests on word sounds, which was very confusing to me. You can't just break words into pieces and ask for the spelling, that's ridiculous.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    grapeape

    grapeape

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Fuck you, man. I got through half my exams in college by deviating from the rules. If the Chinese kids in my courses could do it, so could I.

    3.61 GPA for life.

    I hope you die.

    Suck a cock.

    You work 35 hours a week and have 50 hours of course work a week. Tell me how it goes for you. Tell me how your GPA looks.

    No excuses, just die.

    Hahaha. Seriously, go fuck yourself.
    '
    I'm talking about 'cheating' by having formulas written down somewhere, not full-blown 'I'm going to copy your exam'.

    Are you dead yet?

    Lord Dave on
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  • I Am Not A BearI Am Not A Bear Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Fuck you, man. I got through half my exams in college by deviating from the rules. If the Chinese kids in my courses could do it, so could I.

    3.61 GPA for life.

    I hope you die.

    Suck a cock.

    You work 35 hours a week and have 50 hours of course work a week. Tell me how it goes for you. Tell me how your GPA looks.

    No excuses, just die.

    Hahaha. Seriously, go fuck yourself.
    '
    I'm talking about 'cheating' by having formulas written down somewhere, not full-blown 'I'm going to copy your exam'.

    Are you dead yet?

    Are you still a faggot?

    I Am Not A Bear on
  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Your user name makes me think of Bonzi Buddy

    fuck bonzi buddy

    My user name makes you think of a purple ape?
    yeah, desktop ape
    desktop hippo

    don't take it personally though

    But I'm not a hippo. I'm a hippie.

    And there is no way to call a female a hippo and not have her cry about her weight. No way at all.
    Sob!

    Desktop Hippie on
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    People actually swapped papers? Wow, I've never seen that before.

    I can't imagine a discreet way of getting away with that unless you plan for a gryphon to fly through the room at precise intervals.

    The best bit was their oh so innocent expressions when I saw them do it out of the corner of my eye and turned to look at them.

    Tell me they whistled.

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    well memorizing formulas is pretty lame

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Your user name makes me think of Bonzi Buddy

    fuck bonzi buddy

    My user name makes you think of a purple ape?
    yeah, desktop ape
    desktop hippo

    don't take it personally though

    But I'm not a hippo. I'm a hippie.

    And there is no way to call a female a hippo and not have her cry about her weight. No way at all.
    Sob!
    gah my reading comprehension! the funny thing is, once you pointed that out I was all, "shit, I knew that was hippie before this. why did I read it as hippo now?"

    Druhim on
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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    well memorizing formulas is pretty lame

    that is a good reason to cheat

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  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    what's new duhim?

    cheat on anything lately?

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    well memorizing formulas is pretty lame
    all looking down at you for having it written down, then on the job they've got a reference poster with the most used formulas for when they forget

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