JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
edited June 2008
The only cheating I ever did was in high school Chemistry. And that was just to program a bunch of formulas and common chemical reactions into my graphing calculator. Sure, I could have memorized them, but that was precious time that could be better spent in futile attempts to hook up with my hot lab partner.
And there is no way to call a female a hippo and not have her cry about her weight. No way at all.
Sob!
gah my reading comprehension! the funny thing is, once you pointed that out I was all, "shit, I knew that was hippie before this. why did I read it as hippo now?"
And there is no way to call a female a hippo and not have her cry about her weight. No way at all.
Sob!
gah my reading comprehension! the funny thing is, once you pointed that out I was all, "shit, I knew that was hippie before this. why did I read it as hippo now?"
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oh man I love number 317
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The only time I cheated was in like, the second grade. We had spelling tests on word sounds, which was very confusing to me. You can't just break words into pieces and ask for the spelling, that's ridiculous.
Oh god, favourite school test memory ever.
Second or third class. We have a spelling test. Teacher is calling out words, and we're writing them. Then this happens.
Teacher: "Ambulance."
Brian (Yeah, still remember his name) "What was that?"
Teacher: "Ambulance."
Brian: "Ambulance?"
Teacher: "Yes."
Brian: "How do you spell it?"
Teacher: "A - M- B- U- L- wait! Dammit Brian!"
It really isn't that hard to memorize formulas, like 3 or 4 exposures should be enough?
And not to get on your back, I've got it pretty light, but if you cheated and had to work + do your course time, I'm sure there was someone who didn't cheat and was in the same situation.
Also don't they give you Formulas ever? Like, a sheet of relevant stuff.
What's that scene in that movie where Dan Akroyd and Chevie Chase try to cheat and it just gets way out of control until one is reading off the other while pretending to give him CPR?
What's that scene in that movie where Dan Akroyd and Chevie Chase try to cheat and it just gets way out of control until one is reading off the other while pretending to give him CPR?
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Big Red Tiebeautiful clydesdale style feettoo hot to trotRegistered Userregular
It really isn't that hard to memorize formulas, like 3 or 4 exposures should be enough?
And not to get on your back, I've got it pretty light, but if you cheated and had to work + do your course time, I'm sure there was someone who didn't cheat and was in the same situation.
Also don't they give you Formulas ever? Like, a sheet of relevant stuff.
it's not hard, no
just stupid
also, i've only ever cheated on a trivia game on an airplane flight once
It really isn't that hard to memorize formulas, like 3 or 4 exposures should be enough?
And not to get on your back, I've got it pretty light, but if you cheated and had to work + do your course time, I'm sure there was someone who didn't cheat and was in the same situation.
Also don't they give you Formulas ever? Like, a sheet of relevant stuff.
it's not hard, no
just stupid
also, i've only ever cheated on a trivia game on an airplane flight once
If you know it without looking you'll be able to work through it faster and with more confidence than if you have to look it up and worry about if you're using it correctly.
It really isn't that hard to memorize formulas, like 3 or 4 exposures should be enough?
And not to get on your back, I've got it pretty light, but if you cheated and had to work + do your course time, I'm sure there was someone who didn't cheat and was in the same situation.
Also don't they give you Formulas ever? Like, a sheet of relevant stuff.
by the time you get to the point where every single slightly different problem requires a totally different formula, usually involving 5 or so variables raised to the power of 0.693 or whatever, well yeah.
no
memorizing formulas is for courses with easy math.
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It really isn't that hard to memorize formulas, like 3 or 4 exposures should be enough?
And not to get on your back, I've got it pretty light, but if you cheated and had to work + do your course time, I'm sure there was someone who didn't cheat and was in the same situation.
Also don't they give you Formulas ever? Like, a sheet of relevant stuff.
by the time you get to the point where every single slightly different problem requires a totally different formula, usually involving 5 or so variables raised to the power of 0.693 or whatever, well yeah.
no
memorizing formulas is for courses with easy math.
The extent of my cheating involved having formulas written down on something, because very few of my professors allowed formula sheets in for exams. So, I used these 'cheat sheet' in half of my exams. I'm pretty sure 90% of the kids in my classes were doing the same thing as I was. Now baby-face Dave is all indignant.
And, yes, Stimko, maybe someone was in the same position as me, but really I don't care about how they approached the situation. I took the 'cheating' road and that was that.
Fuck you, man. I got through half my exams in college by deviating from the rules. If the Chinese kids in my courses could do it, so could I.
3.61 GPA for life.
I hope you die.
Suck a cock.
You work 35 hours a week and have 50 hours of course work a week. Tell me how it goes for you. Tell me how your GPA looks.
Awww, so it was HARD?
That's so terrible for you. I just got my masters degree with a full time job and a new baby at home. I got a 4.0. Shut the fuck up you cheating bitch. I hope you fail at life.
Fuck you, man. I got through half my exams in college by deviating from the rules. If the Chinese kids in my courses could do it, so could I.
3.61 GPA for life.
I hope you die.
Suck a cock.
You work 35 hours a week and have 50 hours of course work a week. Tell me how it goes for you. Tell me how your GPA looks.
Awww, so it was HARD?
That's so terrible for you. I just got my masters degree with a full time job and a new baby at home. I got a 4.0. Shut the fuck up you cheating bitch. I hope you fail at life.
Fuck you, man. I got through half my exams in college by deviating from the rules. If the Chinese kids in my courses could do it, so could I.
3.61 GPA for life.
I hope you die.
Suck a cock.
You work 35 hours a week and have 50 hours of course work a week. Tell me how it goes for you. Tell me how your GPA looks.
Awww, so it was HARD?
That's so terrible for you. I just got my masters degree with a full time job and a new baby at home. I got a 4.0. Shut the fuck up you cheating bitch. I hope you fail at life.
Next time punch her in the stomache.
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The extent of my cheating involved having formulas written down on something, because very few of my professors allowed formula sheets in for exams. So, I used these 'cheat sheet' in half of my exams. I'm pretty sure 90% of the kids in my classes were doing the same thing as I was. Now baby-face Dave is all indignant.
And, yes, Stimko, maybe someone was in the same position as me, but really I don't care about how they approached the situation. I took the 'cheating' road and that was that.
"Baby-face" is the best you could come up with?
Maybe you should copy your insults off of somebody a little more clever.
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It really isn't that hard to memorize formulas, like 3 or 4 exposures should be enough?
And not to get on your back, I've got it pretty light, but if you cheated and had to work + do your course time, I'm sure there was someone who didn't cheat and was in the same situation.
Also don't they give you Formulas ever? Like, a sheet of relevant stuff.
by the time you get to the point where every single slightly different problem requires a totally different formula, usually involving 5 or so variables raised to the power of 0.693 or whatever, well yeah.
no
memorizing formulas is for courses with easy math.
engineering formulas are a pain in the ass. all derived empirically and shit.
The extent of my cheating involved having formulas written down on something, because very few of my professors allowed formula sheets in for exams. So, I used these 'cheat sheet' in half of my exams. I'm pretty sure 90% of the kids in my classes were doing the same thing as I was. Now baby-face Dave is all indignant.
And, yes, Stimko, maybe someone was in the same position as me, but really I don't care about how they approached the situation. I took the 'cheating' road and that was that.
"Baby-face" is the best you could come up with?
Maybe you should copy your insults off of somebody a little more clever.
The extent of my cheating involved having formulas written down on something, because very few of my professors allowed formula sheets in for exams. So, I used these 'cheat sheet' in half of my exams. I'm pretty sure 90% of the kids in my classes were doing the same thing as I was. Now baby-face Dave is all indignant.
And, yes, Stimko, maybe someone was in the same position as me, but really I don't care about how they approached the situation. I took the 'cheating' road and that was that.
"Baby-face" is the best you could come up with?
Maybe you should copy your insults off of somebody a little more clever.
Don't forget to breathe between your anger spasms, now.
The extent of my cheating involved having formulas written down on something, because very few of my professors allowed formula sheets in for exams. So, I used these 'cheat sheet' in half of my exams. I'm pretty sure 90% of the kids in my classes were doing the same thing as I was. Now baby-face Dave is all indignant.
And, yes, Stimko, maybe someone was in the same position as me, but really I don't care about how they approached the situation. I took the 'cheating' road and that was that.
"Baby-face" is the best you could come up with?
Maybe you should copy your insults off of somebody a little more clever.
Well he is french
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Quoththe RavenMiami, FL FOR REALRegistered Userregular
edited June 2008
Cheaters piss me off because then they get degrees and jobs and next thing you know bridges are collapsing and allergies are being misdiagnosed as depression. College isn't just about getting a certain GPA, it's about learning information that is vital to your future career. If you can't hack it, drop out and work retail.
It really isn't that hard to memorize formulas, like 3 or 4 exposures should be enough?
And not to get on your back, I've got it pretty light, but if you cheated and had to work + do your course time, I'm sure there was someone who didn't cheat and was in the same situation.
Also don't they give you Formulas ever? Like, a sheet of relevant stuff.
by the time you get to the point where every single slightly different problem requires a totally different formula, usually involving 5 or so variables raised to the power of 0.693 or whatever, well yeah.
no
memorizing formulas is for courses with easy math.
engineering formulas are a pain in the ass. all derived empirically and shit.
I'm in an engineering course, we will see how this works out for me.
The extent of my cheating involved having formulas written down on something, because very few of my professors allowed formula sheets in for exams. So, I used these 'cheat sheet' in half of my exams. I'm pretty sure 90% of the kids in my classes were doing the same thing as I was. Now baby-face Dave is all indignant.
And, yes, Stimko, maybe someone was in the same position as me, but really I don't care about how they approached the situation. I took the 'cheating' road and that was that.
"Baby-face" is the best you could come up with?
Maybe you should copy your insults off of somebody a little more clever.
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Insert becuase your old gag no 317 here.
oh man I love number 317
They're allowed to cheat, druhim. They made it to that point without cheating.
That's the prize for not cheating: cheating.
Oh god, favourite school test memory ever.
Second or third class. We have a spelling test. Teacher is calling out words, and we're writing them. Then this happens.
Teacher: "Ambulance."
Brian (Yeah, still remember his name) "What was that?"
Teacher: "Ambulance."
Brian: "Ambulance?"
Teacher: "Yes."
Brian: "How do you spell it?"
Teacher: "A - M- B- U- L- wait! Dammit Brian!"
And not to get on your back, I've got it pretty light, but if you cheated and had to work + do your course time, I'm sure there was someone who didn't cheat and was in the same situation.
Also don't they give you Formulas ever? Like, a sheet of relevant stuff.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
I thought it was unprovoked crankiness.
And cheap coffee is just one of the benefits of being cranky at the right people.
How do they get them out without anyone noticing?
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it's not hard, no
just stupid
also, i've only ever cheated on a trivia game on an airplane flight once
If you know it without looking you'll be able to work through it faster and with more confidence than if you have to look it up and worry about if you're using it correctly.
Thats like half a dollar.
by the time you get to the point where every single slightly different problem requires a totally different formula, usually involving 5 or so variables raised to the power of 0.693 or whatever, well yeah.
no
memorizing formulas is for courses with easy math.
$.50 used to be a fortune!
Seriously though, no formula sheet?
And, yes, Stimko, maybe someone was in the same position as me, but really I don't care about how they approached the situation. I took the 'cheating' road and that was that.
Awww, so it was HARD?
That's so terrible for you. I just got my masters degree with a full time job and a new baby at home. I got a 4.0. Shut the fuck up you cheating bitch. I hope you fail at life.
So in other words, he worked smarter, not harder.
Sadly, no. It was more a "Why, hello there teacher! Why are you looking at us so suspiciously on such a fine day?" kind of expression.
Next time punch her in the stomache.
"Baby-face" is the best you could come up with?
Maybe you should copy your insults off of somebody a little more clever.
engineering formulas are a pain in the ass. all derived empirically and shit.
ziiing
Don't forget to breathe between your anger spasms, now.
Well he is french
I'm in an engineering course, we will see how this works out for me.
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I have a breakfast burrito and holy fuck it's the most delicious thing ever created.
Oh dang, now I feel like a jerk.
Poor guy.
if I needed a formula I didn't know, I just derived it right there